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|name =Solanco High School |name =Solanco High School
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|grades =9–12 |grades =]–]
|principal =Dr. Scott Long<ref name="home">{{Cite web|url=http://www.solancosd.org/SolancoHighSchool.htm|accessdate=December 17, 2008|title=Solanco High School|publisher=]}}</ref>
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|principal =Gerard Rosolie
|head of school =Captain Planet
|dean =
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|staff = |staff =63.80 (FTE)<ref name=NCES/>
|ratio =16.55<ref name=NCES/>
|students =34% Mentally Retarded, the rest are just idiotic.
|enrollment =Average of 1300 |students =
|enrollment =1,056 (2023-24)<ref name=NCES>{{cite web|url=https://nces.ed.gov/ccd/schoolsearch/school_detail.asp?Search=1&DistrictID=4221810&ID=422181002658|title=Solanco HS|publisher=National Center for Education Statistics|accessdate=March 3, 2021}}</ref>
|athletics =Overspent and ridiculous amounts of unneeded work.
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|streetaddress =585 Solanco Road
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'''Solanco High School''' is a ] located in ], ]. It is home to approximately 1300 students.
'''Solanco High School''' is a midsized, rural, ] ] located in southern ] in ], United States. It is a part of the ]. According to the ], in the 2018–2019 school year, the school reported an enrollment of 1,056 pupils in grades 9th through 12th.<ref name=NCES/>
==Fitness Difficulties==

Mrs. Nolt is a gym teacher there. She is a pompous, elitist bitch with no input of reality. Her job as a fitness teacher demonstrates that Solanco cannot hire employees for their schools adequately, and fails to give worthwhile education to its students in which they seem to value so much.
==Extracurriculars==
Oh, sorry, she's a Ms. Nolt. Not Mrs. This is probably due to the fact that she is a malformed, disproportional ex-bulimic herpes victim. Her and her best friend Mrs. Sholenfuck (May be a Ms. as well) enjoy acting like 12 year olds in front of their students. This involves dancing like a rich dumbass to overplayed and overproduced songs that play on the radio during a fucking volleyball game, and practicing cheerleading and old dance moves that they used to perform when they were in school. They try to look and act young, but the cover-up they provide fails to deliver any sort of illusion, namely Mrs. Nolt still looks like a 30 or 40-something desperately attempting to look like porn star material, and failing miserably.
Solanco School District offers a variety of clubs, activities and an extensive sports program.
==Sex Scandal==

On March 1st, 2008, Mr. Lane, one of the male fitness teachers, was caught molesting an underage female student in the janitor's closet. The female, 14 years of age, replied to the media stating, "It was actually kind of nice after you get past the fact that he needed to take 5 pills of viagra before he could get up." Mr. Lane, in defense, blamed the ].
===Sports===
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The district funds:
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;Boys:
*] - 5A
*]- 5A
*] - AAA
*] - 5A
*] - AAAA
*Indoor track and field - AAAA
*] - AAA
*] - AAA
*] - AAA
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;Girls:
*Basketball - 5A
*Cross country - AAA
*] - AAA
*Indoor track and field - AAAA
*Soccer (Fall) - AAA
*] - 5A
*] - AAA
*Track and field - AAA
*] - AAA
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== Notable alumni ==
* ], Class of 1993. Politician<ref name="votesmart">{{cite web|year=2008|title=Representative Bryan Cutler (PA)|url=http://www.votesmart.org/bio.php?can_id=59785|access-date=2009-01-09|work=Project Vote Smart|publisher=Project Vote Smart}}</ref>
* ], Class of 1956. Professional ] player, ]. <ref>{{Cite web|last=admin|title=Don Wert – Society for American Baseball Research|url=https://sabr.org/bioproj/person/don-wert/|access-date=2022-01-26|language=en-US}}</ref>
* ], Class of 1994. Professional ] player and coach, the 2005 ].

==References==
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==External links==
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{{Lancaster County School Districts}}

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Secondary school in Quarryville, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, United States
Solanco High School
Address
585 Solanco Road
Quarryville, Lancaster, Pennsylvania, 17566
United States
Information
School typePublic, secondary
School districtSolanco School District
PrincipalDr. Scott Long
Staff63.80 (FTE)
Grades9th–12th
Enrollment1,056 (2023-24)
Student to teacher ratio16.55
Color(s)Black and gold
   
MascotGolden Mule

Solanco High School is a midsized, rural, public secondary school located in southern Lancaster County in Pennsylvania, United States. It is a part of the Solanco School District. According to the National Center for Education Statistics, in the 2018–2019 school year, the school reported an enrollment of 1,056 pupils in grades 9th through 12th.

Extracurriculars

Solanco School District offers a variety of clubs, activities and an extensive sports program.

Sports

The district funds:

Boys
Girls

Notable alumni

References

  1. "Solanco High School". Solanco School District. Retrieved December 17, 2008.
  2. ^ "Solanco HS". National Center for Education Statistics. Retrieved March 3, 2021.
  3. "Representative Bryan Cutler (PA)". Project Vote Smart. Project Vote Smart. 2008. Retrieved January 9, 2009.
  4. admin. "Don Wert – Society for American Baseball Research". Retrieved January 26, 2022.

External links

Lancaster County, Pennsylvania schools
Main school districts
Cocalico
Columbia Borough
Conestoga Valley
Donegal
Eastern Lancaster County
Elizabethtown Area
Ephrata Area
Hempfield
Lampeter-Strasburg
Lancaster
Manheim Central
Manheim Township
Penn Manor
Pequea Valley
Solanco
Warwick
Other schools
Association of Christian Schools International
Charter schools
Lancaster Mennonite School
Octorara Area
(partially located in Chester County)
Private schools
Roman Catholic Diocese of Harrisburg
Vocational schools

39°52′01″N 76°09′15″W / 39.8669°N 76.1541°W / 39.8669; -76.1541

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