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== Eugine ==

Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Stacy.
He was castrated, and became a Stacy.
He had a sex change after that and called himself Unicorn (or Stacy-Corn), because he/she liked to watch Corn.
Stacy-Corn kept many horses, her favourite one she named 'Porny', because she was bad at spelling and couldnt spell pony.
One day, a man called Eugene came along who studied eugenics (alterations of human life) and wanted to give Stacy-Corn the opportunity to try out his experiment.
Stacy-Corn accepted gladly, thinking that he would have sex with her afterwards.
Eugene gave Stacy-Corn several implants that he claimed would make them a billion dollars.
These implants were no ordinary implants... they were orgasming ones... and this was the start of something beautiful.
Stacy-Corn and Eugene hit the production line straight away, selling orgasms left right and centre.
Soon, they had babies, called Alex, and Boodle.
Alex and Boodle were given the implants after years of refining them on Stacy-corn and finding out which of the 5930 of them worked best, until it was settled to three major categories: liquid, gas, and solid.
Alex and Boodle however, being male, could only choose one of these categories to be implanted in each of them, or they would have got retarded eyes.
Unfortunately, Boodle did try two, and that is why... well... his eyes are quite nice really... well... he likes them anyway.
Eventually, to increase production, Eugene himself added one category to himself.
But lets not forget Stacy-corn's horse, Porny... for he had a major part to play.
Porny was Stacy-Corn's best friend in the past, and shared a special relationship of beastiality, love, and freindship.
However, now Stacy-Corn had industrialized herself, she had little time for all else apart from orgasming.
Stacy-Corn did not know when an orgasm was going to come, so she had to stay inside her hut at all times, because the local Minster (it was the hamlet she lived in) police said that they would arrest her if she didnt give them samples when she made them outside, but Stacy-Corn didnt want to give any away for free.
So Porny became ever more lonely, until a prince called Joe Granary came through the forest surrounding the hut, and reached the fields where the horse resided.
Prince Joe Granary was a prince from a long way away, and his kindom included many gardens down south, with pretty flowers and bushes.
Joe Granary had ridden here on his horse, Hannah, and as soon as Porny saw that horse, he fell in lust with her.
Hannah however was not too keen on the fact that Porny had 5 legs, and 3 eyes, but realised that it couldnt help what Eugene did to it in his experiments.
Porny explained to Joe Granary that it wanted to get away from here because if he spent any more time with Stacy-corn, while knowing that she didnt love him, he would get retarded eyes, and that was so out of fashion cos Boodle has them.
So after collecting his pre-ordered orgasms from eunnunch-corn, he rode on Porny, which rode on Hannah, back to his garden kindom down south.
For a long time, Hannah was scared of Porny, but eventually decided to bring him to the May Ball with her.
They had so much fun at the Ball... until someone unexpected arrived...
...Eugene had heard about Porny escaping, and hadnt yet finished experimenting on it, so he had come to find him.
Porny was dragged back out of the gardens of the South and made to comply with Eugene's experiment.
However, one of Eugene's other experiments... Project Frank... which was designed to replicate an example of what a primitive human might have looked like... was completed, and was angry with Eugene for making him with a bad back, so he went and squatted in someone else's house, but they didnt notice.
Project Frank hated Eugene with all his heart and stomach (and there was a lot of stomach)! and wanted to make him suffer, so he sexed him, before he used on of Eugene's very experimental break throughs against him, to remove Eugene's memory, and make him think that he was a sex slave.
Eugene then became Dave the Sex Slave, and let Porny go.
Porny went back to the gardens of the south, and raped his love hannah, and they got married.
Stacy-Corn had always wanted her very own Sex slave, and fell in love with Eugene all over again, or as he is now called, Dave.
It turned out that Prince Joe Granary was gay, and Alex lived happily ever after with him, before he cheated on him with King Owen and Knave Rory.
Boodle also fell in love... with a giant named BFG.
So everyone fell in love and lust, the end.

Stacy-Corn was never really happy with having Dave the Sex Slave replace Eugene, because he always wanted sex, and was not so good with the implants or maximising orgasm production, so she went to the high priest of Minster...Nanny Pauline... a strict catholic nun/priest/monk/vicar/pope.
Nanny Pauline was by coincidence Stacy-Corn's mother, and took pity on her daughter(/son) straight away.
She ordered for her army to go to Dave the Sex Slave at once and kill him over and over again until he stopped wanting sex and concentrated more on collecting his orgams.
Nanny Pauline's army had to kill him 69 times in total... and as soon as Stacy-corn heard the number 69, she had to go do something with dave the sex slave straight away!
However, Dave the sex slave had learnt to ignore sexual desires, and concentrate on squeezing every last orgam out of Stacy-corn.
Stacy-corn was very disappointed that he Dave the sex slave wouldnt 69 with her, which was Stacy-Corns favourite sport apart from watersports, but was pleased that Dave the sex slave was interested in production now.
Stacy-corn so desperately wanted to use some of her orgasms on herself, so she went on a sexing spree straight away!
It took her a few hours to get to Westwood Cross by plane, but when she got there, she drunk orgasm after orgasm, entertaining all her friends.
But who should walk by but a horse. Stacy-Corn said to the horse... 'hello horse... fancy seeing a horse here... i used to fancy a horse actually... whats ur name horse... ur a nice horse'.
The horse replied ' i do not have a name... i ran away from my mummy's placenta... cos she was pregnant with me... but my daddy still kept on having sex with her while she was pregnant, and it was really uncomfortable when he did it and i could feel him inside her'.
The Stacy-Corn slapped the horse. She was not sure if she had done it out of accident with a spasm from an orgasm, or if she was angry... but whatever it was... Stacy-corn was a sure good slapper, and slapped him hard!
The horse said 'ooooooooooooh, that felt good... thank you!'
Then Stacy-corn said 'who were your parents? i have a few... i think it was 91 last time i counted... but none of them know if they definitely had me... but oh well, it means i get more trade cos they want to see what the family orgasm is like'.
The horse said 'my mummy is called hannah, and my daddy is called Porny'.
The Stacy-corn said 'I used to know a horse couple like that... how old are they?'
'They're both 17'
Stacy-corn replied... 'well that is a strange coincidence isnt it... the ones i used to know were also that age... but its probably nothing, and my Porny wouldnt have sex with a pregnant mother, cos when i was pregnant, he stopped for a while'
'Ewwwwwww.... u used to do it with ur horse!' said the horse
'Yes, and i am proud!' shouted Stacy-corn, as she pulled out another bottle from underneath her and swallowed it in one.
Then she said after licking her lips 'so what should we call u then... how about 'horse'?'
'ok i like that name' said horse the horse.
'so whore, where r u going?' said Stacy-corn
'no, u said i was called horse?! and i am coming with u... ur my new family'
'no, i definitely said whore! why would i call u horse... thats just stupid and sounds like whore, which is rude!'
'but u r calling me whore!' said whore the horse
'now lets not be rude whore!' said Stacy corn.
So the two strolled off into the sunset... ready to catch the plane back to Minster. Stacy-corn was proud of her new animal sex toy. She quickly drunk some more orgasms.
Coming soon: Stacy-Corn: Return of the Slut!

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Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Stacy. He was castrated, and became a Stacy. He had a sex change after that and called himself Unicorn (or Stacy-Corn), because he/she liked to watch Corn. Stacy-Corn kept many horses, her favourite one she named 'Porny', because she was bad at spelling and couldnt spell pony. One day, a man called Eugene came along who studied eugenics (alterations of human life) and wanted to give Stacy-Corn the opportunity to try out his experiment. Stacy-Corn accepted gladly, thinking that he would have sex with her afterwards. Eugene gave Stacy-Corn several implants that he claimed would make them a billion dollars. These implants were no ordinary implants... they were orgasming ones... and this was the start of something beautiful. Stacy-Corn and Eugene hit the production line straight away, selling orgasms left right and centre. Soon, they had babies, called Alex, and Boodle. Alex and Boodle were given the implants after years of refining them on Stacy-corn and finding out which of the 5930 of them worked best, until it was settled to three major categories: liquid, gas, and solid. Alex and Boodle however, being male, could only choose one of these categories to be implanted in each of them, or they would have got retarded eyes. Unfortunately, Boodle did try two, and that is why... well... his eyes are quite nice really... well... he likes them anyway. Eventually, to increase production, Eugene himself added one category to himself. But lets not forget Stacy-corn's horse, Porny... for he had a major part to play. Porny was Stacy-Corn's best friend in the past, and shared a special relationship of beastiality, love, and freindship. However, now Stacy-Corn had industrialized herself, she had little time for all else apart from orgasming. Stacy-Corn did not know when an orgasm was going to come, so she had to stay inside her hut at all times, because the local Minster (it was the hamlet she lived in) police said that they would arrest her if she didnt give them samples when she made them outside, but Stacy-Corn didnt want to give any away for free. So Porny became ever more lonely, until a prince called Joe Granary came through the forest surrounding the hut, and reached the fields where the horse resided. Prince Joe Granary was a prince from a long way away, and his kindom included many gardens down south, with pretty flowers and bushes. Joe Granary had ridden here on his horse, Hannah, and as soon as Porny saw that horse, he fell in lust with her. Hannah however was not too keen on the fact that Porny had 5 legs, and 3 eyes, but realised that it couldnt help what Eugene did to it in his experiments. Porny explained to Joe Granary that it wanted to get away from here because if he spent any more time with Stacy-corn, while knowing that she didnt love him, he would get retarded eyes, and that was so out of fashion cos Boodle has them. So after collecting his pre-ordered orgasms from eunnunch-corn, he rode on Porny, which rode on Hannah, back to his garden kindom down south. For a long time, Hannah was scared of Porny, but eventually decided to bring him to the May Ball with her. They had so much fun at the Ball... until someone unexpected arrived... ...Eugene had heard about Porny escaping, and hadnt yet finished experimenting on it, so he had come to find him. Porny was dragged back out of the gardens of the South and made to comply with Eugene's experiment. However, one of Eugene's other experiments... Project Frank... which was designed to replicate an example of what a primitive human might have looked like... was completed, and was angry with Eugene for making him with a bad back, so he went and squatted in someone else's house, but they didnt notice. Project Frank hated Eugene with all his heart and stomach (and there was a lot of stomach)! and wanted to make him suffer, so he sexed him, before he used on of Eugene's very experimental break throughs against him, to remove Eugene's memory, and make him think that he was a sex slave. Eugene then became Dave the Sex Slave, and let Porny go. Porny went back to the gardens of the south, and raped his love hannah, and they got married. Stacy-Corn had always wanted her very own Sex slave, and fell in love with Eugene all over again, or as he is now called, Dave. It turned out that Prince Joe Granary was gay, and Alex lived happily ever after with him, before he cheated on him with King Owen and Knave Rory. Boodle also fell in love... with a giant named BFG. So everyone fell in love and lust, the end.

Stacy-Corn was never really happy with having Dave the Sex Slave replace Eugene, because he always wanted sex, and was not so good with the implants or maximising orgasm production, so she went to the high priest of Minster...Nanny Pauline... a strict catholic nun/priest/monk/vicar/pope. Nanny Pauline was by coincidence Stacy-Corn's mother, and took pity on her daughter(/son) straight away. She ordered for her army to go to Dave the Sex Slave at once and kill him over and over again until he stopped wanting sex and concentrated more on collecting his orgams. Nanny Pauline's army had to kill him 69 times in total... and as soon as Stacy-corn heard the number 69, she had to go do something with dave the sex slave straight away! However, Dave the sex slave had learnt to ignore sexual desires, and concentrate on squeezing every last orgam out of Stacy-corn. Stacy-corn was very disappointed that he Dave the sex slave wouldnt 69 with her, which was Stacy-Corns favourite sport apart from watersports, but was pleased that Dave the sex slave was interested in production now. Stacy-corn so desperately wanted to use some of her orgasms on herself, so she went on a sexing spree straight away! It took her a few hours to get to Westwood Cross by plane, but when she got there, she drunk orgasm after orgasm, entertaining all her friends. But who should walk by but a horse. Stacy-Corn said to the horse... 'hello horse... fancy seeing a horse here... i used to fancy a horse actually... whats ur name horse... ur a nice horse'. The horse replied ' i do not have a name... i ran away from my mummy's placenta... cos she was pregnant with me... but my daddy still kept on having sex with her while she was pregnant, and it was really uncomfortable when he did it and i could feel him inside her'. The Stacy-Corn slapped the horse. She was not sure if she had done it out of accident with a spasm from an orgasm, or if she was angry... but whatever it was... Stacy-corn was a sure good slapper, and slapped him hard! The horse said 'ooooooooooooh, that felt good... thank you!' Then Stacy-corn said 'who were your parents? i have a few... i think it was 91 last time i counted... but none of them know if they definitely had me... but oh well, it means i get more trade cos they want to see what the family orgasm is like'. The horse said 'my mummy is called hannah, and my daddy is called Porny'. The Stacy-corn said 'I used to know a horse couple like that... how old are they?' 'They're both 17' Stacy-corn replied... 'well that is a strange coincidence isnt it... the ones i used to know were also that age... but its probably nothing, and my Porny wouldnt have sex with a pregnant mother, cos when i was pregnant, he stopped for a while' 'Ewwwwwww.... u used to do it with ur horse!' said the horse 'Yes, and i am proud!' shouted Stacy-corn, as she pulled out another bottle from underneath her and swallowed it in one. Then she said after licking her lips 'so what should we call u then... how about 'horse'?' 'ok i like that name' said horse the horse. 'so whore, where r u going?' said Stacy-corn 'no, u said i was called horse?! and i am coming with u... ur my new family' 'no, i definitely said whore! why would i call u horse... thats just stupid and sounds like whore, which is rude!' 'but u r calling me whore!' said whore the horse 'now lets not be rude whore!' said Stacy corn. So the two strolled off into the sunset... ready to catch the plane back to Minster. Stacy-corn was proud of her new animal sex toy. She quickly drunk some more orgasms. Coming soon: Stacy-Corn: Return of the Slut!

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