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Take a picture from Lion and re-caption it to apply to the Amply Proportioned Male Non-returner. Sandy has five of her steenking Gringolandia dolares for the best one.

Yo-Man takes an early lead with a topical image caption. If you think my greenbacks are steenking, I'd be happy to pay in Bolivares; I've got plenty of them sitting around, getting more useless by the day !! The Fat Man is off to a running start, but we've yet to see his best work. Kablammo's lioness is not assuming a very flattering pose. Moni doesn't get credit until she works in the 20 to 40. Editing after the fact is allowed under the contest rules. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 16:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

It's her "sneer of cold command" that counts. Kablammo (talk) 16:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

And ... <drumroll> ... our man Yo-man is the clear winner ! His Corpulence didn't fully engage (we all know his capabilities), perhaps because he was busy with half the pride. Our fearless, non-corrupt admin neglected the image caption potential. And Kablammo portrayed me in a pose I would never assume in public (never offend the judge's modesty) ! Here's the deal, Yo-man. Do you want five steenking greenbacks or 80,000 bolivares at the current black market rate? That's a boatload of bolivares. Now, to collect your steenking dolares, you have to arrange to meet TFM and me in NYC for lunch. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 23:24, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Yo-man, you are truly a yeoman when it comes to captioning ferocious feral felines. Now if only we could cure our corpulent comrade of his wandering ways. Kablammo (talk) 23:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

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And ... in a reversal of position, for the dignified concession speech, the captivating alliterative verse, and the good sense to remind our wanderer not to disobey the judge, Kablammo makes a comeback!! Yo-man will now have to settle for a $2.50 split with co-winner Kablammo. (NYC for a $2.50 lunch with The Fat Man will only get you a warm pretzel on the street, but 40,000 bolivares will get you a very nice dinner in Caracas.) SandyGeorgia (Talk) 02:11, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Now, a picture of my actual first girlfriend you don't want to see. Serious-ly. Biologist are still struggeling to classify her/it. Ceoil (talk) 00:35, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Obesity

TFM: WP:NOR, WP:COI. Regards, Kablammo (talk) 03:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I think I have a COI, too. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Sandy, are you plus-sized???Ferrylodge (talk) 03:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Sure I am !! And I have flaming red hair and acne, too! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:47, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh my, more COIs. You better not edit the Scott Thompson article either. :-)Ferrylodge (talk) 03:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

That'll teach 'ya to advertise your TGIFs on Wiki and not invite me; I'll take three tables. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 03:51, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Wha happen, FL? I've never seen you go silent so fast before !! Can't figure your way out of this one, huh? OK, only two tables then. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 04:03, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh, it's late, and I'm depressed because my secretary is going to be mad at me tomorrow for not getting some stuff done. And she is definitely plus-sized! A very sweet lady (except for tomorrow). If you'll only take up two tables, then please give me a ring if you're near Yale again!  :-)Ferrylodge (talk) 04:07, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I think rather than face a mad plus-sized secretary, you'd best pull an all-nighter. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 04:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Nah, I'll just tell her I was kidnapped by Wikipedians. G'night Sandy.  :-)Ferrylodge (talk) 04:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Mad secretaries

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb_qdTZYw8M
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeRgkoWJ4MA

Nice videos. My secretary liked the first (didn't show her the second!).Ferrylodge (talk) 19:20, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Here's the real pick of the litter on Fat Secretary Youtube hits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK9biT_80jY SandyGeorgia (Talk) 20:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks.  :-) I liked that other link at your talk page about using sunscreen. Maybe that's what the Ninja Turtle did all day: went around dispensing helpful advice about sunscreen, stretching, and being nice to siblings.Ferrylodge (talk) 23:36, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Enormous support

Why does that make me think of painful underwires ? http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1

I should introduce you to my friend Minka. This is probably TMI, but I recently encountered a fetish video featuring our fair maiden exhaustively demonstrating the technical features of her custom-made brassieres. There was nothing sexual about it... it was just her modeling and explaining her enormous bras.... in a really thick KKorean accent. I don't really recommend it.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 07:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

All I really need to know I learned on Misplaced Pages (like it or not!). SandyGeorgia (Talk) 12:13, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

You're the Best !! SandyGeorgia (Talk) 19:10, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Cool blog, Sandy! Honestly, a few of those dishes look quite tasty and remind me of the steak & kidney pie & chips I had for lunch today, or even the poutine I sampled in Montreal when I was a younger, funner and more handsome man.--The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 07:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Some of us think you're one of the funnest people on here, Fat Man. And brightest. -->David Shankbone 12:28, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

TFM: You can support; you can support enormously support; but please do not pigpile. You could do serious damage. Kablammo (talk) 14:06, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

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