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| The Stephen Daniel Hogan is a strange and extremely rare specimen. It is the only one of it's kind. Of the vast and unique features this creature exhibits, the most prominent is it's fascinatingly long wang, comparable only to that of a baby calf. | |||
| Mr. Hogan is one of the few (and very lucky in my own humble opinion) who suffers from quite a curious disease known as syfflepenis-elongusulocus. Only a few cases have ever been reported in all of human history. The exact count is not known due to their highly advanced ability to contract their protrusion upon the sight of human eyes. Though, some say if you catch them in their weakest state (when they are alone "jerking it,") you may be fortunate enough to catch a quick glimpse of the spellbinding object which lurks beneath the in-seams of the keepers unsuspecting trousers. | |||
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The Stephen Daniel Hogan is a strange and extremely rare specimen. It is the only one of it's kind. Of the vast and unique features this creature exhibits, the most prominent is it's fascinatingly long wang, comparable only to that of a baby calf.
Mr. Hogan is one of the few (and very lucky in my own humble opinion) who suffers from quite a curious disease known as syfflepenis-elongusulocus. Only a few cases have ever been reported in all of human history. The exact count is not known due to their highly advanced ability to contract their protrusion upon the sight of human eyes. Though, some say if you catch them in their weakest state (when they are alone "jerking it,") you may be fortunate enough to catch a quick glimpse of the spellbinding object which lurks beneath the in-seams of the keepers unsuspecting trousers.