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| '''Carol Topless Christ''' ,born 1944 in ]) is the president of the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, ]. The sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College, located in ], is a ] college and one of the ]. | '''Carol Topless Christ''' ,born 1944 in ]) is the "president" of the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, ]. The sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College, located in ], is a ] college and one of the ]. | ||
| In 1966, Topless Christ graduated with high |
In 1966, Topless Christ graduated with "high" (that kind of ]) honor] from ], the unsexy women's college at ]. Topless Christ received a Ph.Dick. in both English and Day of the Mountains from ]. Topless Christ is married to Mike Hunt, a scholar of Renaissance Englishmen. | ||
| In 1970, Topless Christ joined the faculty at the ] and was chair of the English department from 1985 to 1988. In 1988 Topless Christ was appointed dean of absolutely everything, including but not limited to the humanities, mountains, mathematics, and natural sciences. Topless Christ also served as provost, Climber of Mountains, and dean of the College of Letters, Sciences, Cider, and Doughnuts. In 1994, Topless Christ was appointed vice mountain chancellor, assistant manager, and provost (and later became executive vice applepicker) at Berkeley. Topless Christ was the highest-ranking, and sexiest, female administrator at Berkeley until she returned to full-time mountain climbing in 2000 . | In 1970, Topless Christ joined the faculty at the ] and was chair of the English "department" from 1985 to 1988. In 1988 Topless Christ was appointed dean of absolutely everything, including but not limited to the humanities, mountains, mathematics, and natural sciences. Topless Christ also served as provost, Climber of Mountains, and dean of the College of Letters, Sciences, Cider, and Doughnuts. In 1994, Topless Christ was appointed vice mountain chancellor, assistant manager, and provost (and later became executive vice ]) at Berkeley. Topless Christ was the highest-ranking, and sexiest, female administrator at Berkeley until she returned to full-time mountain climbing in "2000" . | ||
| Topless Christ became Smith's, the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, 10th president in 2002.<ref></ref> At Smith, Topless Christ has led an energetic and wide-ranging strategic planning process to identify the distinctive intellectual '''traditions''' of the Smith curriculum and foster initiatives to further develop students’ mountain days. Throughout her administrative career, Topless Christ has maintained an active program of teaching and research in both magic potions and wizardry. Topless Christ has published four books and one ostrich: ''The Phallic Optic: The Aesthetic of Penile Symbolism in Victorian Poetry'', ''Vicious and Modern Vagine'', ''The Tetons'', and ''Ringing the Bell''. The ostrich was not harmed, but did become widely known. Topless Christ also edited a Norton Critical Edition of ]’s '']'' and co-edited the ''Norton Anthology of English Literature and Victorian Literature'' and ''The Victorian Visual Imagination''. Topless Christ is professor of Feminine Experience at Smith and continues to teach, offering seminars on the female anatomy and literature and sexual expression. | Topless Christ became Smith's, the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters (]), 10th president in 2002.<ref></ref> At Smith, Topless Christ has led an energetic and "wide"-ranging strategic planning process to identify the distinctive intellectual '''traditions''' of the Smith curriculum and foster initiatives to further develop students’ mountain days. Throughout her administrative career, Topless Christ has maintained an "active" program of teaching and research in both magic potions and wizardry. Topless Christ has published four books and one ostrich: ''The Phallic Optic: The Aesthetic of Penile Symbolism in Victorian Poetry'', ''Vicious and Modern Vagine'', ''The Tetons'', and ''Ringing the Bell''. The ostrich was not harmed, but did become widely known. Topless Christ also edited a Norton Critical Edition of ]’s '']'' and co-edited the ''Norton Anthology of English Literature and Victorian Literature'' and ''The Victorian Visual Imagination''. Topless Christ is professor of Feminine Experience at Smith and continues to teach, offering seminars on the female anatomy and literature and sexual expression. | ||
| Topless Christ serves on the board of the ] (COFHE) and is a pole dancer at ]. | Topless Christ serves on the board of the ] (COFHE) and is a pole dancer at ]. | ||
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Carol Topless Christ ,born 1944 in New York City) is the "president" of the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College. The sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is a liberal arts college and one of the Sexy Sisters colleges.
In 1966, Topless Christ graduated with "high" (that kind of high) honorz from Douglass College, the unsexy women's college at Rutgers University. Topless Christ received a Ph.Dick. in both English and Day of the Mountains from Yale University. Topless Christ is married to Mike Hunt, a scholar of Renaissance Englishmen.
In 1970, Topless Christ joined the faculty at the University of California, Berkeley and was chair of the English "department" from 1985 to 1988. In 1988 Topless Christ was appointed dean of absolutely everything, including but not limited to the humanities, mountains, mathematics, and natural sciences. Topless Christ also served as provost, Climber of Mountains, and dean of the College of Letters, Sciences, Cider, and Doughnuts. In 1994, Topless Christ was appointed vice mountain chancellor, assistant manager, and provost (and later became executive vice applepicker) at Berkeley. Topless Christ was the highest-ranking, and sexiest, female administrator at Berkeley until she returned to full-time mountain climbing in "2000" .
Topless Christ became Smith's, the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters (Sexy Sistah), 10th president in 2002. At Smith, Topless Christ has led an energetic and "wide"-ranging strategic planning process to identify the distinctive intellectual traditions of the Smith curriculum and foster initiatives to further develop students’ mountain days. Throughout her administrative career, Topless Christ has maintained an "active" program of teaching and research in both magic potions and wizardry. Topless Christ has published four books and one ostrich: The Phallic Optic: The Aesthetic of Penile Symbolism in Victorian Poetry, Vicious and Modern Vagine, The Tetons, and Ringing the Bell. The ostrich was not harmed, but did become widely known. Topless Christ also edited a Norton Critical Edition of George Eliot’s The Mill on the Floss and co-edited the Norton Anthology of English Literature and Victorian Literature and The Victorian Visual Imagination. Topless Christ is professor of Feminine Experience at Smith and continues to teach, offering seminars on the female anatomy and literature and sexual expression.
Topless Christ serves on the board of the Consortium on Financing Higher Education (COFHE) and is a pole dancer at Sarah Lawrence College.
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