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{{Infobox Country or territory
|native_name = ''República Argentina''
|conventional_long_name = Argentine Republic
|common_name = Argentina
|image_flag = Flag of Argentina.svg
|image_coat = COA of Argentina.svg
|image_map = LocationArgentina.svg
|national_motto = ''En unión y libertad''{{spaces|2}}<small>(])<br/>"In Union and Freedom"</small>
|national_anthem = '']''
|official_languages = ]
|capital = ]
|latd=34 |latm=20 |latNS=S |longd=58 |longm=30 |longEW=W
|largest_city = ]
|government_type = ]
|leader_title1 = ]
|leader_name1 = ]
|leader_title2 = ]
|leader_name2 = ]
|leader_title3 = ]
|leader_name3 = ]
|sovereignty_type = ]
|sovereignty_note = from ]
|established_event1 = ]
|established_date1 = ] ]
|established_event2 = ]
|established_date2 = ] ]
|established_event3 = Recognized
|established_date3 = 1821 (by&nbsp;])
|area_rank = 8th
|area_magnitude = 1_E12
|area = 2,766,890
|areami² = 1,073,514
|percent_water = 1.1
|population_estimate = 40,060,000
|population_estimate_year = 2006
|population_estimate = 39,921,833
|population_estimate_rank = 30th
|population_census = 36,260,130
|population_census_year = 2001
|population_density = 14
|population_densitymi² = 36
|population_density_rank = 195th
|GDP_PPP_year = 2006
|GDP_PPP = US 671.508 billion (2007
|GDP_PPP_rank = 20th
|GDP_PPP_per_capita = US $17,062 (2007)
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = 50th
|GDP_nominal = $212,702 ]
|GDP_nominal_rank = 31th
|GDP_nominal_year = 2005
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $5,458
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank = 68rd
|Gini = 52.8
|Gini_year = 2003
|Gini_category = <font color="#e0584e">high</font>
|HDI_year = 2004
|HDI = {{steady}} 0.863
|HDI_rank = 36th
|HDI_category = <font color="#009900">high</font>
|currency = ]
|currency_code = ARS
|time_zone = ]
|utc_offset = -3
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|utc_offset_DST = -3
|demonym = Argentine
|cctld = ]
|calling_code = 54
|footnotes = Argentina also has a ] with the ] over an additional 1,000,000&nbsp;] of ], the ] and ] (total area 3,761,274&nbsp;km² (1,452,236&nbsp;]).
}}


'''Argentina''', officially the '''Argentine Republic''' (]: '''República Argentina''', {{IPA2|reˈpuβlika aɾxenˈtina}}, ''Nación Argentina'' (Argentine Nation) for many legal purposes), is a ]n country, second in size in the continent to ] and ] in the world. Argentina occupies a continental surface area of 2,766,890&nbsp;] (1,078,000&nbsp;]) between the ] ] in the west and the southern ] in the east and south.
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It is bordered by ] and ] in the north, ] and ] in the northeast, and ] in the west and south. The country claims the ] controlled territories of the ] ({{lang-es|Islas Malvinas}}) and ]. Under the name of ], it claims 969,464&nbsp;km² (374,312&nbsp;sq&nbsp;mi) of ], overlapping other claims made by ] and the ].
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| style="font-size:95%" colspan="2" | ''']''': ''BETTER THAN YOU''
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| style="font-size:95%" colspan="2" | '''National ]s'''<br> '' Que te Clavo la '' <br> (''La Piba Lechera'', Damas Gratis; ''Slob on my Knob'', Three6Mafia)
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== Etymology ==
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| ''']'''
| Good Airs (search underway for the 'Good' part).
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''President'''
| Nestor Fischner (codename: Pinguin).
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Vicepresident'''
| Scioli (nobody knows IT)
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Official Language'''
| Mexican
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Official Religion'''
| Post-modern Psychoanlisys
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''National Sport'''
| Privatizing stuff
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Independent?'''
| Always on Tuesdays
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Unofficial languages'''
| Co-oor-dobés!, Paraguayan Creole, any language from Bolivia, High Northern Porteño, cabeza''(Shan-y-shi-drian''), Rosarigasino (nopo sapabepes hapablapar roposaparipigapasipinopo?)
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Currency'''
| "The Argentine Weight"
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Population?
| "The brainfull and the brainless" by major candidate Daniel Filmus (nobody knows IT neither).
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''] Per Capita'''
| 200 Mangos ("dociento' mango'")
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Sex'''
| Yes please.
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Internet TLD'''
| .R2D2.
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Ethnic Composition'''
| Maradona 42.1%<br>Ugly Mutants 95.1%<br>Dog shit 76%<br>Piqueteros 37%<br>Robots 1.2%<br>Peroxide Blondes 20%<br>Dyed Blondes 45%<br>Porn actors 14%<br>Quaint Natives <s>2.5%</s> 0.5%
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Literacy Rate'''
| 5 Nobel Prizes and 7 million high-school flunks
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| '''Special abilities'''
| Self-Destruct, Berserk Consumerism, Quick Level-up, failure to invade islands the size of a public bathroom
|}


"Argentina" derives from the ] ''argentum'' (]). When the first ] ]s discovered the ], they named the estuary ''Mar Dulce'' ('Sweet Sea', as in a ] sea). ] gave gifts of silver to the survivors of the shipwrecked expedition, who were led by ]. The legend of ] &ndash; a mountain rich in silver &ndash; reached Spain around 1524, and the name was first seen in print on a ] map from 1536. The source of the silver was the area where the city of ] was to be founded in 1546. An expedition that followed the trail of the silver up the ] and ] rivers finally reached the source only to find it already claimed by explorers who reached it from ], the capital of the ].
'''Argentina''', or the '''Argentine Serfdom''' is a federally representative anarchy, as mandated by its Constitution, written in 1853 by ] and customarily amended every prime-numbered year since then. The capital is Buenos Aires.


The name Argentina was first used extensively in the 1612 book ''Historia del descubrimiento, población, y conquista del Río de la Plata'' (History of the discovery, population, and conquest of the Río de la Plata) by ], naming the territory ''Tierra Argentina'' (Land of Silver).<ref>{{es icon}} </ref><ref>{{es icon}} </ref> Traditionally, the ] name for the country is "The Argentine", but this is no longer in common use.
The highest mountain peaks in the Americas are located in Argentina, at Mount ]. Driving is usually on the right side of the road, except during rush hours, Friday, Saturday and Sundays, when it is on the left. The other days of the week it's up to the driver to choose what side they may drive.


==History==
Argentina is well known around the planet for the Tango, which was actually stolen by Argentines from some Finnish guy, the Mambo-Tango (invented by Ernesto "''Che"'' Guevara in a leprosy colony in the Peruvian Amazon), it's fabulous wines, and high-quality giant condoms for use by city monuments.
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{{main|History of Argentina}}
The first signs of human presence in Argentina are located in the ] (], ]), and date from 11,000 BC.<ref></ref> Around 1&nbsp;AD, several maize-based civilizations developed in the ] region (], ], ]s, ], among others). In 1480, the ] under the rule of emperor ] launched an offensive and conquered present-day northwestern Argentina, integrating it into a region called ]. In the northeastern area, the ] developed a culture based on ] and ]. The central and southern areas (] and Patagonia) were dominated by ]ic cultures, unified in the ] by the ]s.


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The largest city in Argentina is ], where more than 15 million penguins live. This penguin colony is the alledged birthplace of current president Néstor Kirchner.
European explorers arrived in 1516. ] established a permanent colony on the site of ] in 1580; the ] was created in 1776. During the early part of this period, was largely a country of ] immigrants and their descendants, known as '']'', some of them gathered in the ] and other cities, others living on the '']'' as ]s. Descendants of African slaves (See:]} were present in significant numbers. Indigenous peoples inhabited much of the rest of Argentina. In 1806 and 1807 the ] ] to Buenos Aires, but the ] population repelled both attempts. On ], ], after confirmation of the rumors about the overthrow of ] by ], citizens of ] took advantage of the situation and created the ] (]). Formal ] was declared on ], ] in ].


In 1817, General ] ] to free ] and ], thus eliminating the Spanish threat. ] and ] groups (Spanish: '']'' and '']'') were in conflict until national unity was established and the ] promulgated in 1853.
===Main features===


Foreign ] and ] from Europe led to the adoption of modern agricultural techniques. In the 1880s, the "]" subdued or exterminated the remaining indigenous tribes throughout the southern ] and ].<ref> Carlos A. Floria and César A. García Belsunce, 1971. ''Historia de los Argentinos'' I and II; ISBN 84-599-5081-6.</ref>
] is mostly ] and large areas of it are ]-moulded from ]. Argentines are very proud of their national ] of ]-sheltering, which contrary to popular belief, is more popular than ] (or ] as those no good, un-civilized, ignorant, down-syndromed americans would call it).


From 1880 to 1945, Argentina enjoyed increasing prosperity, prominence and became one of the top 10 richest countries in the world, through an export-led economy. The population of the country swelled sevenfold. ] forces dominated Argentine politics until 1916, when their traditional rivals, the ], won control of the government. The military forced ] from power in 1930, leading to another decade of Conservative rule. Political change led to the presidency of ] in 1946, who tried to empower the working class and greatly expanded the number of unionized workers. The ] of 1955 deposed him.
It is not advised for small ] (under 3 years) as small parts of Argentina may easily be swallowed. Do not immerse Argentina in water and do not feed it after ]. It is strongly requested that you not cry for it.


] (1946).]]
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From the 1950s to 1970s, soft military and weak civilian administrations traded power. During those years the economy grew strongly and poverty declined (to less than 7% in 1975), but became increasingly protectionist. At the same time ] continued to escalate. In 1973, Perón returned to the presidency, but he died within a year of assuming power. His third wife ], the Vice President, succeeded him in office, but the ] of ], ] removed her from office.


The ] took power through a ] in charge of the self-appointed ] until 1983. The military government repressed opposition and terrorist leftist groups using harsh illegal measures (the "]"); thousands of dissidents "]", while the ] cooperated with ] and other South American ], and with the ] in ]. Many of the military leaders that took part in the Dirty War were trained in the ]-financed ], among them Argentine dictators ] and ]. The military dictatorship (1976-1983) greatly increased the extent of the country's foreign debt. From that point the economy of the country began to be controlled more and more by the conditions imposed on it by both its creditors and the IMF (International Monetary Fund) with priority given to servicing the repayment of the foreign debt. These and other economic problems, charges of corruption, public revulsion in the face of ] abuses and, finally, the country's 1982 defeat by the British in the ] discredited the Argentine ].
Argentina is equipped with three ], a ], and a small ]. Aforementioned shovel is usually employed by ] to bury themselves in cow ] for ]. Argentina also has periodic cameo appearances on the critically acclaimed ], '''Boat de Love''', where she plays the deadly foreign half-] ] ] of the aristocrat, Dobby the house elf of ]. Only £39.99 from all good pet shops*.


Democracy was restored in 1983. ]'s Radical government took steps to account for the "disappeared", established civilian control of the armed forces, and consolidated democratic institutions. The members of the three military juntas were prosecuted and sentenced to life terms. Failure to resolve endemic economic problems and an inability to maintain public confidence led to Alfonsín's early departure six months before his term was to be completed.
===Largest Village and Capital===


The 1990’s began with ]. President ] imposed a ]-] ] in 1991 to stop ] and adopted far-reaching ] policies, dismantling ] barriers and business ], and implementing a ] program. These reforms contributed to significant increases in investment and growth with stable prices through most of the 1990s. However, the peso was tied to the dollar at an artificially high rate that could only be maintained by flooding the market with dollars. As a result the foreign debt increased enormously and state companies and services were privatized. The total opening up of the market to foreign goods, which up until then were produced locally, resulted in the collapse of local industry. So while part of the population was saving in dollars, traveling overseas, and purchasing imported and luxury goods cheaply, the rest of the population was experiencing an increase in both poverty and unemployment. The IMF and the world economists praised the liberalization of the Argentine market, and the country was presented as a “model student”. Toward the end of the 1990s, large fiscal deficits and overvaluation of the pegged peso caused a gradual slide into ]. In 1998 a period of profound economic recession began. This was a direct result of the economic measures which dominated the decade of the 90’s and which produced a false sense of stability and well being. By the end of his term in 1999, these accumulating problems and perceived corruption had made Menem unpopular.
] after the attack by evil arachnids of planet ]. The event sent humanity into galactic war, and Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards to acting obscurity]]] (translated to "Good Airs" or "Pleasant Farts") is a large collection of red, moisty, bad tempered people who spend their entire ] trying to gather the purple liquid that comes out of their backyard, to annually present as a ] token to The Big Mean Worm that inhabits Buenos Aires' main attraction, the Obelisco. Argentines are also known for their odd, seemingly disjointed characteristics, caused by mixed ethnicity and genetic mutations. They speak a form of ] that sounds like ], think like the ] and behave like ].


]'' (2002).]]
Some people say that Argentina's inhabitants all killed themselves when someone showed them a proof about ] being much worse than ]. They saw no more meaning in life and decided to commit a mass ]. Maradona is of course ], but the Argentine government has succeeded in covering up this fact as it believes ] might ensue.
The Menem and ] administrations faced diminished competitiveness in exports, massive imports which damaged national industry and reduced employment, chronic fiscal and trade deficits, and the contagion of several economic crises. Unemployment reached as high as 25% of the economically active population, and another 15% had only part-time work. The ] in 1998 precipitated an ] that mushroomed into a ], and culminated in ] in November of 2001. The governing coalition was forced to undertake a series of measures including the freezing of bank accounts. This was done to halt the flow of capital out of the country and to stem the growing debt crisis. However a climate of popular discontent was unleashed as a result. On the 20th of December 2001 Argentina was thrown into its worst institutional and economic crisis for several decades. There were violent street protests, which brought about clashes with the police and resulted in several fatalities. The increasingly chaotic climate, amidst ], finally resulted in the resignation of President de la Rúa. The economic crisis accentuated the people’s lack of trust in their politicians. During this time street protests were accompanied by the cry “they all should go.” The "they" referred to the politicians, especially those involved in many reported acts of corruption. They were also accused of dealing fraudulently with public goods and money, without any judicial sanctions in place to curb the corruption.


In two weeks, several presidents followed in quick succession, culminating in ]'s being appointed interim ] by the ] on ] 2002. Argentina ] on its international debt obligations. The peso's near eleven year-old linkage to the United States dollar was abandoned, resulting in major ] of the peso and a spike in ].
The "]" goal is still legitimate however, according to ] himself. ] attempted to bomb Argentina for this action, but ] president ] convinced her otherwise in exchange for 300 cases of Burgundy ] for herself and lover ].


With a more competitive and flexible ], the country implemented new policies based on re-industrialization, ], increased exports, and consistent fiscal and trade surpluses. By the end of 2002 the economy began to stabilize, mainly thanks to the soybean and other cereals' boom and dirty flotation of the exchange rates. In 2003, ] was elected president. During Kirchner's presidency, Argentina ] with a steep discount (about 66 percent) on most bonds, paid off outstanding debts with the ], renegotiated contracts with utilities, and nationalized some previously privatized enterprises. Currently, Argentina is enjoying a period of high ] and political stability.
==Geography==


==Politics==
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{{main|Politics of Argentina}}


===Government===
Argentina's easternmost and most representative province is ], which has the best ]es in the region. ] ] clockwise in Argentina, except at the ] (Argentina, claimed by the UK), where toilets become ]. ] has donated all the toilet water as an ] source for the church of ]. The government has overlooked the fact to help improve the Argentina-Tom Cruise relationship. The ] is divided into 23 provinces, each with its own ] and form of government ranging from ] Feudalism to Peronism. (Obs: There's a permanent brazilian pirate invasion & merge threat. Brazilians want to dominate all ], ], ], ], ], , ] & ]. Not ] because "brasucas" hate France, like ].)


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Argentina has the most varied landscapes in the ] within a single country, from ]s to ]s. It hosts magnificent features like: The '''Northern Chernobylian Wasteland''' (aka Chaco), the '''Huge Human-eating Ozone Hole''' in the south, and the '''Flattest-most mindnumbing Grassland on Earth''', killer of highway drivers who snooze off driving across it (about 60% of the country's total area). The white-capped ], which citizens of ] often mistake for the city landfill, are located further ] from the suburb of Hurlingham.
Argentina's political framework is a ] ] ] ], in which the ] is both ] and ], complemented by a pluriform ]. The current president (2007) is ], with ] as vice president.


The ] mandates a ] into ], ], and ] branches at the national and provincial level.
[[Image:Kitler1.jpg|thumb|150px|left|
Hitler: ''"Don't Mee-aw-uss with Patagonia''"]]
The government of Argentina has tried to sell the southern region of Patagonia to ] four times already, but Argentine citizen Mr. ] (who is a well known Patagonian cupcake baker and charismatic populist leader in the town of Bariloche), has vetoed the transaction every single time.


] power resides in the ] and his cabinet. The ] and Vice President are directly elected to four-year terms, limited to two consecutive terms, and the ] ministers are appointed by the president.
Anyone in disagreement with Hitler can locate him most days at the "Steingold's Cuts" downtown, laying down bets and playing ] with the owner (Argentina has the largest ] population in Latin America, all barbers).


] power is vested in the bicameral ] or '']'', consisting of a ] ('']'') of seventy-two seats, and a ] ('']'') of 257 members.
However most of the southern region has been succesfully sold to American Actors wannabe politicians like Arnold Schwarzeneger.


Senators serve six-year terms, with one-third standing for reelection every two years. Members of the Chamber of Deputies are directly elected to four-year term via a system of ], with half of the members of the ] being elected every two years. A third of the candidates presented by the parties must be women.
==Language==


The ] is independent of the executive and the legislature. The ] has seven members who are appointed by the President in consultation with the Senate. The rest of the judges are appointed by the ], a secretariat composed of representatives of judges, lawyers, the Congress, and the executive (see ]).
For everyone who invested two, or five years learning Spanish, or for those who took the time on a crash course or just spent hard earned income buying phrasebooks, congratulations.


===Foreign relations===
All your efforts and money will be completely useless in Argentina. But there is hope for you.
{{main|Foreign relations of Argentina}}
It's not hard at all to learn the ''Argentine Language'', in fact it only takes a few minutes as the following short read will demonstrate. Take the following ] language sentence:
Argentina is a member of ], an international bloc which has some legislative supranational functions. Mercosur is composed of five full members: Argentina, ], ], ], and ]. It has five associate members without full voting rights: ], ], ], ], and ].


], including the first President of the current Democratic Period of Argentina, ].]]
'''''Oye, ¿quien eres tú? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas'''''.
Argentina was the only country from ] to participate in the 1991 ] under mandate of the ]. It was also the only Latin American country involved in every phase of the ]. Argentina has contributed worldwide to ] operations, including in ]-]-], ], ]-], ], ], ], ], ], ], ] and ]. In recognition of its contributions to ], ] ] designated Argentina as a ] in ]. In 2005, it was elected as a temporary member of the ].
(This translates to: "Hey, who are you? You come here to pick up women on the streets and to dance tango with them.")


In 1977 &ndash; and again as recently as in 2006&nbsp;&ndash; Argentina's ] unanimously called for Puerto Rico's ]&nbsp;<ref>]&nbsp;<ref></ref>.
But saying it like this will render you an ignorant tourist at best, or an inferior sub-human from a neighboring country next to best. With these simple ten, 12 steps below you will be able to make yourself understood in the Argie tongue:


In 1993, Argentina launched the United Nations ] indicative of ].
1. Replace ''"oye"'' with a 1000% Argentine word, ''che''. No one knows where this word came from, but many say it is derived from a Native American command, ironic since today virtually none of them are around. Wonder what happened to them?


On ]-] ], the Argentine city of ] hosted the ]. This summit was marked by a number of anti-U.S. protests. ], Argentina has been emphasizing ] as its first international priority; by contrast, during the 1990s, it relied more heavily on its relationship with the ].
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che''', ¿quien eres tú? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.


Argentina has long claimed sovereignty over the ] (''Islas Malvinas''), the ], the ] and almost 1&nbsp;million&nbsp;km² in Antarctica, between the 25°W and the 74°W meridians and the 60°S parallel. For more than a century, there has been an Argentine presence at the ].
2 "''Che''", following Argentine etiquette, is '''ALWAYS''' followed by the word "''boludo''", s term to express respect and friendship. Its closest translation in English language is believed to be "''asshole''".


Argentina is a founding signatory and permanent consulting member of the ] and the ] is established in ]. <ref></ref>
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''quien''' eres tú? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.
===Military===
{{main|Military of Argentina}}
Argentina's armed forces are controlled by the Defense Ministry, with the country's ] as their ]. Historically, Argentina's military has been one of the best equipped in the region (for example, developing its own advanced jet fighters as early as the 1950s),<ref>IPMStockholm.org</ref> but has faced expenditure cutbacks in comparison to other regional militaries. The age of allowable military service is 18 years; there is no obligatory ] and currently no ].


The armed forces are composed of a traditional ], ], and ]. Controlled by a separate ministry (the Interior Ministry), Argentine ] are patrolled by the ], and the border regions by the ]; both arms however maintain liaison with the Defense Ministry. Argentina's Armed Forces are currently undertaking major operations in ] and ], in accordance with ].
3. ''Quien'' is spelled the '''correct educated''' computer age way in Argentina, ''"kien"''


== Provinces ==
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' eres tú? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.
] (''Islas Malvinas'', a ]) and a slice of ], both of which it considers a part of its ] (#23 below).]]
{{main|Provinces of Argentina}}
{{seealso|Governors in Argentina}}
Argentina is divided into twenty-three ]s (''provincias''; singular ''provincia''), and one ] (commonly known as the ''capital federal,'' but officially ''Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires''):
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2. ]
4. Replace ''"eres tu"'' with ''sos vos''. Unfortunately, all those verbs in Spanish which had you eating the corners of your textbook are officially worthless. Argentines use an entirely different 2nd person singular pronoun (''vos'' instead of ''tu''), and that means all verb endings change too, so the conjugation of the verb 'to be' is not ''eres'', but ''sos''. Enjoy learning all 25,000 verb endings all over again!


3. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.


4. ]
5. ''"Vienes"'' must be replaced with ''venís''. Again poor you, using the subject pronoun ''vos'', has the effect of completely changing the spelling of verbs.


5. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.


6. ]
6. Take out "aquí" and use ''acá''. ''Aquí'' is absolutely forbidden from use, as in Argentina this word sounds too much like Spanish, a language spoken in Chile, Mexico, Colombia, and other ''lesser developed'' countries.


7. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.


8. ]
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9. ]
7. Here your options are a bit more open for you. You could replace ''"coger mujeres"'' ("to pick up women" in Spain and Latin America), with ''recoger mujeres'', which is the correct way of saying "to pick up women" in Argentina. Another choice should be "buscar" mujeres (to look for women), wich would fully disclose the appreciation of the chances a stranger has on getting chicks unless he handles the local language. On the other hand, you could leave ''"coger mujeres"'' alone, if your intention is to F-CK the chicks right there on the spot, which was probably what you were thinking anyways. But if you want a bit more privacy, we do advice to replace ''"coger"'' with ''"buscar"''.


10. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a <s>coger</s> '''buscar''' mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.


11. ]
(ps- '''ALWAYS''' replace ''"coger"'' with ''"tomar"'' or "''agarrar''" when saying you want to "take" a bus. In Spanish-speaking nations ''coger el bus'' is the correct form of saying "taking the bus". In Argentina saying this will probably lead to a response like "sure, go ahead, I guess you can do so through the muffler".)


12. ]
8. "''Mujeres"'' is a far too formal expression not a single Argentine would deign to pronounce. A more appropriate word would be ''"minas"'' (chicks), a slang which has also the benefit of expressing properly the high consideration Argentines have towards the feminine gender.


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''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a <s>coger</s> '''buscar''' <s>mujeres</s> '''minas''' en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.
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9. In ''Argentino'', all nouns have their syllables switched so that ''"tango"'' became ''"gotan"''. So always reverse the syllables of all nouns, it's simple and you won't go wrong in your quest to fit in!!


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''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a <s>coger</s> '''buscar''' <s>mujeres</s> '''minas''' en la calle y bailar <s>tango</s> '''gotán''' con ellas''.


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10. Change ''"bailar"'' ("to dance") to ''"apilar"'' ("to dance"), just because. It's the slang and the law, just like one does not say ''"trabajar"'' ("to work") but rather ''"laburar"'' ("to work"). Live with it.


18. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a <s>coger</s> '''buscar''' <s>mujeres</s> '''minas''' en la calle y <s>bailar</s> '''apilar''' <s>tango</s> '''gotán''' con ellas''.


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11. If you are in Buenos Aires, Uruguay and some other areas, further rules have to be applied. To be precise, within the borders of the described regions one should consider all territories below the Tropic of Capricorn, when Saturn fulfill its duty in the fifth house of Uranus, and Mars is conjunction with Titanus. And, of course, during full moon. In ''Main Argentino'' you have to pronounce the "ll"s correctly, so switch out ''"calle"'' with ''"ca-sshe"'', and ''"ellas"'' for ''e-sshas''.


20. ]
''<s>Oye</s> '''Che boludo''', ¿<s>quien</s> '''kien''' <s>eres tú</s> '''sos vos'''? <s>Vienes</s> '''Venís''' <s>aquí</s> '''acá''' a <s>coger</s> '''buscar''' <s>mujeres</s> '''minas''' en la <s>calle</s> '''ca-sshe''' y <s>bailar</s> '''apilar''' <s>tango</s> '''gotán''' <s>con ellas''</s> '''''con e-sshas'''''.


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12. You can leave ''"en la calle"'' ("on the street") alone, as this is how every local and tourist ends up when their girlfriend or wife finds out they were carrying out the commands of this sentence. And presto! You are speaking ''Argentino''.


22. ]
Spanish: ''Oye, ¿quien eres tú? Vienes aquí a coger mujeres en la calle y bailar tango con ellas''.<br>
Argentino: '''''Che boludo, ¿kien sos vos? Venís acá a buscar minas en la ca-sshe y apilar gotán con e-sshas'''''.


23. ]
See, no difference at all!


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==Politics==
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Though ], Buenos Aires didn't become the capital of the country until 1880. There have been moves to relocate the administrative centre elsewhere. During the presidency of ], a law was passed ordering the transfer of the federal capital to ], a city in the ] province of Río Negro. Studies were underway when economic problems halted the project in 1989. Though the law was never formally repealed, it is now treated as a relic.
The current president of Argentina is ], the only Emperor Penguin known to suffer ]. This disease causes him to insult First World politicians, wear ugly brown pants, throw the occasional tantrum when inflation rises, and lash out at random in fits of ]. Kirchner's veterinarian has suggested putting him to sleep, but his owner, Cristina Fernandez, hasn't had the heart to.


Provinces are divided into smaller secondary units called ''departamentos'' ("departments"), of which there are ]. The province of ] has 134 similar divisions known as ''partidos''. ''Departamentos'' and ''partidos'' are further subdivided into municipalities or districts.
Kirchner travels every month abroad to play with his best pals, the presidents of Venezuela (]) and Bolivia (]). President ] of Brazil babysits and lets Kirchner play with other dictators around the world, except ] and ] (reportedly because they've been teaching obscene words to the boys).


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President Kirchner also is proudly in the ] of World Records for irritating the largest number of world leaders in a single presidency.
In descending order by number of inhabitants, the ] are ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], and ].


==Geography==
So far the list includes:
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{{main|Geography of Argentina}}


===Main features===
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The total surface area of Argentina (not including the Antarctic claim), is as follows:
* Total: 2,766,890&nbsp;]
* Land: 2,736,691&nbsp;km²
* Water: 30,200&nbsp;km²


Argentina is nearly 3,700&nbsp;km long from north to south, and 1,400&nbsp;km from east to west (maximum values). It can roughly be divided into four parts: the fertile plains of the ]s in the center of the country, the source of Argentina's ] wealth; the flat to rolling, oil-rich plateau of ] in the southern half down to ]; the subtropical flats of the ] in the north, and the rugged ] ] along the western border with ].
*Chilean President Bachelet (for turning off the gas pipes in the middle of winter)
*Brazilian president Lula Da Silva (because of MERCOSUR, and because Lula is of course, Brazilian)
*French president Chirac (for recovering the water supply, which was under a French company control)
*Russian president Putin (for sticking him on a meeting right on the tarmac in Moscow)
*British prime minister Blair (just because really, it's good campaigning after all in Argentina to call for the destruction of England)
*United Statesian president Bush (well, in this case it was probably the other way around)


The highest point above ] in Argentina is located in ]. Cerro ], at 6,962 ]s (22,834 ]), is the highest mountain in the ], the ],<ref> The Highest Mountain Peak on Each Continent</ref> and ].<ref></ref> The lowest point is ] in ], −105 meters (−344 ft) below sea level.<ref> The Lowest Surface Point on Each Continent</ref> This is also the lowest point on the South American ]. Due to the higher gravity force in Laguna del Carbón, a pendulum clock, if not corrected, will advance 24 seconds a day <ref></ref>. The geographic center of the country is located in south-central ] province.
But the saddest part of all, is that all of the above are ''ACTUALLY'' '''true'''.


The country has a territorial claim over a portion of ] (unrecognized by any other country), where, from 1904, it has maintained ].
], but gay.]]


===Geographic regions===
Other politicians include the motherf-cker Carlos Menem, best remembered for his love of cosmetic surgery and embezzlement, the ], Kirchner's sister, Kirchner's wife, Eduardo "Narco" Duhalde, and former president (for one week), the professional clown Adolfo Rodríguez Saá.
</ref> Political map of Argentina showing the area it controls. The ] (''Islas Malvinas'') are controlled by the ] but are claimed by Argentina.]]
The country is traditionally divided into several major geographically distinct regions:


; Pampas : The plains west and south from ]. Called the ], they cover most of the provinces of ] and ], and big portions of the provinces of ] and ]. The western part of ] and the province ] also have plains (the Dry Pampa), but they are drier and used mainly for grazing. The ] in the homonymous province (extending into San Luis), is the most important geographical feature of the pampas.
All time famous politicians include: "Che" Guevara; 4th Reich founder ], Eugenicist Julio Roca, and Pol-Pot lover Alfredo Palacios.


; Gran Chaco : The ] region in the north of the country is seasonal dry/wet, mainly cotton growing and livestock raising. It covers the provinces of ] and ]. It is dotted with subtropical forests, scrubland, and some wetlands, home to a large number of plant and animal species. The province of ] lies in the drier region of the Gran Chaco.
==Armed Forces==


; Mesopotamia : The land between the ] and ] rivers is called ] and it is shared by the provinces of ] and ]. It features flatland apt for grazing and plant growing, and the ] in central Corrientes. ] province is more tropical and belongs within the ] geographic feature. It features subtropical rainforests and the ].
The ] of Argentina was set up by drunkard exiles from the ] Empire, while attempting to extend the twelve-mile stretch of their territories. The emigration to Argentina was initiated by a ] named William Brown (known in Argentina as Guillermo Marrón), who had had one glass too many and decided he could travel rowing his ] all across the ]. He found some Argentine natives engaged in battle with the ] near the ], and possessed of patriotic spirit he defeated them: four Hundred battle ships sunk by one rubber ducky. The ducky died shortly after.


; Patagonia : The ]s of ], in the provinces of ], ], ] and ], are of ] origin. Most of the region is semiarid in the north to cold and arid in the far south, but forests grow in its western fringes which are dotted with several large lakes. ] is cool and wet, moderated by oceanic influences. Northern Patagonia (roughly Río Negro south of the homonymous river, and Neuquén) can also be referred as the '''Comahue''' ] .
Brown came to Argentina and was granted citizenship, a land state in a freshly depopulated area of ], and two full-time ]. He sent letters to his Irish compatriots, who came in great numbers and founded towns of their own. Today, some of these settlements include the fashion capital of Argentina, Hurlingham, and the sophisticated ] neighbourhood of Dock Sud. The rubber ducky is still used today as a war vessel, although the newly improved armour rubber ducky is favoured in state-of-the-art concepts, such as the mighty powerful "Goo of De la Rue".


; Cuyo : West-central Argentina is dominated by the imposing ] Mountains. To their east is the arid region known as ]. Melting waters from high in the mountains form the backbone of irrigated lowland oasis, at the center of a rich fruit and ] growing region in ] and ] provinces. Further north the region gets hotter and drier with more geographical accidents in ] province.
]'' ("War of the Man-Sheep sexual paradise of the ]")]]The Air Force is composed of a single bi-plane acquired from the ], retrofitted to carry ] and the voice of ]. Argentina briefly possessed a dozen of stolen ]-made monoplanes, bought from Iran in the 1970s, but they were destroyed during messed-up attack exercises personally directed by President Leopoldo "Drunken Master" Galtieri in 1982.


; NOA or Northwest: This region is the highest in average elevation. Several parallel mountain ranges, several of which have peaks higher than 20,000 feet, dominate the area. These ranges grow wider in geographic extent towards the north. They are cut by fertile river valleys, the most important being the ] in the provinces of ], ], and ]. Farther north the province of ] near ] lies mainly within the ] plateau of the Central Andes. The ] goes through the far north of the region.
Argentina reportedly planned to invade ] in the late 1970s, but research conducted by the ''Julio A. Roca'' Ethnic Purification Institute predicted an utter failure due to the "] Gene", located on the ITA Locus of the 21th chromosome of 90% of Argentine males, which blocks their combat and cognoscitive skills, rendering self-defense impossible. While Chileans have the "German Nazi gene", which renders them to have immiedate military superioty over Argentina.


===Rivers and lakes===
The High Command, at the time presided by the Drunken Master, was made aware of this, so they decided to fight an easier war against a country with a navy Argentina already had defeated once (with a rubber ducky): the ]. They succeeded in blowing up ]'s rose garden with an incredible shot from 10,000 miles away, but then the ] was pissed off and sent her whole Army of Darkness after the Drunken Master, who, finding himself cornered without escape, ran into the Casa Rosada and threw himself from the balcony, making a horrible mess just on the spot where ] would later murder the Spanish language in '']''.


Major rivers in Argentina include the ], ], ], ], ], ], ] and the largest river, the ]. The latter two flow together before meeting the ], forming the estuary of the ]. Regionally important rivers are the ] and ] in the homonymous province, the ] in Patagonia, the Río Grande in Jujuy, and the San Francisco River in Salta.
===Military Timeline===


There are several large ]s in Argentina, many of them in Patagonia. Among these are lakes ] and ] in Santa Cruz, ] in Río Negro and ] in Tierra del Fuego, and Colhué Huapi and Musters in Chubut. ] and ] are shared with Chile. ], is the largest salt water lake in the country. There are numerous ]s created by ]s. Argentina features various ]s, such as those at ] with temperatures between 30 °C and 65 °C.<ref>.</ref>
As every Latin American will gladly tell you, Argentina is the most war-mongering nation south of the founder of ''War Mongerism'' ideologies, the US(of "A"). Here a brief mental ''blast'':


===Coastal areas and seas===
*1541: 10 foot tall Patagonians destroy ] 1.0 by stepping on it with their size 56 feet
Argentina has 4,665 kilometers (2,899&nbsp;mi) of ].<ref></ref> The continental platform is unusually wide; in Argentina this shallow area of the ] ] is called ]. The waters are rich in fisheries and suspected of holding important ] energy resources. Argentina's coastline varies between areas of ] dunes and cliffs. The two major ]s affecting the coast are the warm ] and the cold ] (Spanish: ''corriente antártica'' o ''corriente de las Malvinas''). Because of the uneveness of the coastal landmass, the two currents alternate in their influence on climate and do not allow temperatures to fall evenly with higher latitude. The southern coast of ] forms the north shore of the ].
*1580: Buenos Aires 2.0; proving the ] really are dumb by making the same mistake twice
*1806: Overly drunk from their 1805 victory in South Africa, the English invade Buenos Aires. The fact that the ] is used there suggests they could have lost
*1807: Still Speaking ''Argentino''... The ] are, apparently, really dumb too (or perhaps still drunk)
*1810: It took Argentines (3) years to realize if they could defeat the Brits twice, maybe they could defeat the Spanish, once.
*1818-1821: Argentina triumphs over the Spanish in Chile, then Perú, and then Spain forfeits the remaining battles and makes a quick early exit (like in the ])
*1826: Bored out of it's witts, Argentina goes to war with Brazil and takes away Uruguay
*1865-1870: Paraguay fights a war against Argentina, Brazil, ], ], the United States, ], ], ], ], ], ], and The Vatican... somehow Paraguay didn't win. General Mitre annexes large northern territories for the glory of the southern nation, claims Iguazú Falls for himself, and gives the whole of Formosa Province to his political enemies as punishment
*1876-1886: The <b><s>in</s></b>famous "War of the Desert", properly named since 27,000 ]s were ''not'' living in western Argentina at the time
*1885: ]ans claim that in this year Argentina stole over 1 million square kilometers in the south by sending ] back in time to switch the name tags of both countries in the ]. As everyone much preffered the name "Argentina" over "Chile", Patagonia was awarded to Argentina so it can be printed <font size="5">'''large'''</font> on the "Map of Earth", and Chile in <font size="1">''microscopic''</font> fonts, as it is today. Most however say Argentina threatened Chile with ], or with sending the male ancestors of every Argentine politician of the 20th century across the mountains. The Chileans thought better of it and decided to lose half of their territory
*1889: Argentina threatens ] with more ], and so Jujuy is added to ''argieland''
*1889(b): Half of ] from Chile, ''again'', thanks to the nukes


===Climate===
(At this point, Argentina suddendly turns pacifist circa 1914)
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Because of longitudinal and elevation amplitudes, Argentina is subject to a variety of climates. As a rule, the ] is predominantly ] with extremes ranging from ] in the north to ] in the far south. The north of the country is characterized by very hot, humid summers with mild drier winters, and is subject to periodic droughts. Central Argentina has hot summers with thunderstorms (in western Argentina producing some of the world's largest ]), and cool winters. The southern regions have warm summers and cold winters with heavy snowfall, especially in mountainous zones. Higher elevations at all latitudes experience cooler conditions.


The hottest and coldest ] extremes recorded in South America have occurred in Argentina. A record high temperature of 49.1] (120.4&nbsp;]), was recorded at Villa de María, ] on ] ]. The lowest temperature recorded was −39.0 °C (−38.2&nbsp;°F) at Valle de los Patos Superior, ], ] ].
*1914-1919: Argentina profits from the misery of the rest of the world (and feeds the armies of the Allied and Central Powers in the "War to End all Wars")
*1939-1945: Since ''The War To End all Wars'' failed in ending war, Argentina profits again by staying out of a small battle called ], and only "joins in", after a bribe by the ] who apparently realized the Allies would hoplessly lose if Argentina remained neutral, in March ''1945''


Major winds in Argentina include the cool ] blowing on the flat plains of Patagonia and the ''Pampas'' after a ]; the ], a warm wind that can blow from the north in mid and late winter creating mild conditions; and the ], a hot and dry wind (see also ]), affecting west-central Argentina. Squeezed of all moisture during the 6,000 meter descent from the Andes, Zonda winds can blow for hours with gusts up to 120&nbsp;], fueling ]s and causing damage. When the Zonda blows (June-November), snowstorms and ] (''viento blanco'') conditions usually affect the higher elevations.
(now switching back to "belligerant")


The ] (literally "southeaster") could be considered similar to the ], though snowfall is rarely involved (but is not unprecedented). Both are associated with a deep winter low pressure system. The ''sudestada'' usually moderates cold temperatures but brings very heavy rains, rough seas, and coastal flooding. It is most common in late autumn and winter along the coasts of central Argentina and in the Río de la Plata ].
*1970s: It was decided after a few years of playing magic tricks by making youth "in the neighborhood" dissapear, that ] should finally get what was coming to it. ], but at the last second the Pope and a storm in the Drake Passage stopping the Argentine Navy were able to save Chile and thus ].
*(more 1970s): ] realized the Argentines were far ahead in ], scaring the shit out of the ] celebrations, but there would be no war with Brazil
*1982: Because the ] seemed a weaker target. Once again there was war in the Falklands - The new Argentine leader, ], realised that even the backwards Argentines hated him and that he desperately needed some better publicity. This time things didn't turn out like the first two. The British Navy dropped their beer and ass dildos and gave Ulrich and his kid conscripts a solid beating. Who could stop them, with their flashy ] and ]-firing aircraft? The Argentines are still sore about it, and refuse to call the Islands by their real name - the ]. They are now taught propoganda in their schools which places the loss on the dozen or so Nepalese ] who had found employment entertaining the British sailors.
*1980s: Somehow Argentine military officers are found running around training soldiers around nations in ]. <br>Don't worry no one can explain this one either
*1990: Argentina's eternal and closest friend of all time, ], is invaded by the ] so Captain Jean-Luc Bilardo is sent with three destroyers to "engage the Borg"
*2005-(today's date): Argentine soldiers are currently running loose pillaging the endless riches from the prosperous and tropical paradise of ]
*2195: Argentina burn in ashes in hands of a zerg swarm.


The southern regions, particularly the far south, experience long periods of daylight from November to February (up to nineteen hours), and extended nights from May to August. All of Argentina uses ] time zone. The country does not observe ].
==Foreign Policy==


===Extremities===
] Pride. ''"Some rich Chilean guy will LOVE this bikini I know it!"'']]
Argentina's eastermost continental point is northeast of the town of ], ] ({{coor dm|26|15|S|53|38|W|}}), the westernmost in the Mariano Moreno Range in ] ({{coor dm|49|33|S|73|35|W|}}). The northernmost point is located at the confluence of the Grande de San Juan and Mojinete rivers, ] ({{coor dm|21|46|S|66|13|W|}}), and the southernmost is Cape San Pío in ] ({{coor dm|55|03|S|66|31|W|}}).<ref> Chamber of Deputies of the Province of Santa Cruz (Spanish)</ref>


===Enclaves and exclaves===
They got kicked round and about in the Falklands. But they did liberate the other ]ns from the guitar strumming Spaniards and their ] dancing torture sessions. Which basically means, a stale-mate.
There is one Argentine ], the ] (co-ordinates {{coor dm|34|11|S|58|15|W|}}). It is near the confluence of the Paraná and Uruguay rivers, a kilometer (0.62&nbsp;mi) inside ]an waters, and 3.5 kilometres (2.1 mi) from the Uruguayan coastline near the small town of ] (itself halfway between ] and ]).


An agreement reached by Argentina and Uruguay in 1973 reaffirmed Argentine jurisdiction over the island, ending a century-old dispute. Under the terms of the agreement, Martín García is to be devoted exclusively as a natural preserve. Its area is about 2 square kilometres (500&nbsp;]s), and its population is about 200 people.
The Argentines want a wall on the northern ], as half of the populations of ] and ] have jumped the fence southbound. But recent engineering studies showed such a project would attract the other half of the populations of both countries, due to the well-known lack of construction workers, so the plan has been scrapped. Besides, if the "genie in the bottle" granted the wish for a 10 foot wall around Argentina, the genie would have to grant the Brazilians their wish too... and fill it up with ].


==Flora and fauna==
Around half of the ]s in Latin America are obvious cloned copies of the Argentine emblem, probably just for sheer admiration of the place. Argentina is implementing a new covert operation to conquer it's neighbors: marry their hot but prideless ] away to foreigners (50% currently at the Viña del Mar festival ''south pole'' dancing; the others can be found on Chilean TV "discussing ]" and how ] tastes on various female body parts), genetically brainwashing the natives of the following generations, and finally rolling in the 3 Argentine tanks into their capital city.
===Flora===
] is ].]]
Subtropical plants dominate the north, part of the ] region of South America. The ] ] of trees is well disseminated with representatives like the '']'' and the '']'' tree; also predominant are white and black '']'' trees (] and ]). ''Savannah''-like areas exist in the drier regions nearer the ]. Acquatic plants thrive in the wetlands dotting the region.


In central Argentina the ''humid ]'' are a true ] ]. The original ''pampa'' had virtually no ]; today along roads or in towns and country estates (''estancias''), some imported species like the ] or ] are present. The only tree-like plant native to the ''pampa'' is the ], an evergreen. The surface soils of the ''pampa'' are a deep black color, primarily ''humus'', known commonly as ]. It is this which makes the region one of the most agriculturaly productive on Earth. However, this is also responsible for decimating much of the original ecosystem, to make way for commercial ]. The western ''pampas'' receive less rainfall, this ''dry pampa'' is a plain of short grasses or ].<ref> Argentinien- Misplaced Pages Die Freie Enzyklopädie</ref>
Unfortunately, the Argentine ] authorities are not very patient people, so this plan ]was dropped three days after implementation. The average Argentine policy measure usually lasts half that, however, and in fact just under 103% of Argentines confirmed not knowing there were other countries in South, Central or ].


Most of ] in the south lies within the rain shadow of the ]. The flora, shrubby bushes and plants, is well suited to withstand dry conditions. The soil is hard and rocky, making large-scale ] impossible except along ]. ] forests grow in far western Patagonia and on the island of ]. Conifers native to the region include ] (''Fitzroya cupressoides''), ] (''Austrocedrus chilensis''), ] (''Pilgerodendron uviferum''), ] (''Podocarpus nubigenus''), ] (''Prumnopitys andina''), ] (''Saxegothaea conspicua''), and ] (''Araucaria araucana''), while native broadleaf trees include several species of '']'' including coigüe or ], ] (''Nothofagus pumilio''), ] (''Nothofagus Antarctica''). Other introduced trees present in ] ]s include ], ], and ]. Common plants are the ] and colihue ('']'').<ref> Animals in Argentina</ref>
To prevent a further drop in popularity, the goverment has declared that the ] is killing kittens and didn't help prevent "]" from being distributed in Argentina. As of 2006, Argentina was in negotiations with ], ] ''and'' ] (separate tabs), and ] to fully repay 1,3 billion googooplex 1986 ''australes'' in unpaid loans to these economic powerhouses.


In ], semiarid thorny bushes and other ] plants abound. Along the many river ], grasses and trees grow in significant numbers. The area presents optimal conditions for the large scale growth of ]s. In the northwest of Argentina there are many species of ]. In the highest elevations (often above 4,000mts), no vegetation grows due to the extreme altitude, and the soils are virtually devoid of any plant life.
==Crab Hoarding==
Argentina is not the biggest producer of ], the kind that usually don't live in your ], but for some reason they believe they should be in charge of them and from time to time steal the entire world's crab supplies.


The ''ceibo'' flower, of the tree ], is the national flower of Argentina.
It is unknown exactly what they do with these crabs upon stealing them, but it is believed that they have some sort of nasty ritual in which they, crabs and people, unite in a giant inter-species orgy at the Sea World in San Clemente del Tuyú. It is widely rumoured that it was in such rituals where ], Moria Casan, and the cast members of ] ended up being conceived.


===Fauna===
{{seealso|List of national parks of Argentina}}
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Many species live in the subtropical north. ]s like the ], ], and ]; primates (]); large reptiles (]s), and a species of ]. Other animals include the ], ], ], ], ], and various species of ] and ]. There are many birds, notably ]s, ]s, ]s, and ]s.<ref> Fotos de Animales Silvestres de Argentina</ref>


]s of Argentina.]]
==Argentine People==
The central grasslands are populated by the ], ], and the ] (''ñandú''), a flightless bird. ], ], ], ] inhabit the region. There are also ] and ]. Some of these species extend into ].<ref> Fotos de Animales Silvestres de Argentina</ref>
] thinking about Argentina (''"The order of factoring does not alter the final product''"). Of course, it's not all the Brazilians who think like that, it's only the uneducated ones, which means, the vast majority of them]]
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===Argentines' idols===
*Maradona (AKA God, D10s, etc)
*] (some guy who always keeped his hands up and died over 50 years ago but who is still alive in every politian who wants to steal from the poor)
*Los culos (the asses)
*Gardel (who is Uruguayan, but just because he played Tango here is considered to be Argentine)
*] (AKA Maradona 2, often shortened to "Lio" by people who don't know him at all but feel close to him because he is a good soccer player and because he is Argentine, of course)
*The snow that showed up on July 9, 2007, in Buenos Aires (the last time it snowed was in Buenos Aires was in 1918).
*] (Gran Hermano) "celebrities" (people with no social life who don't work, being this the reason why most Argentines love them) (exception: <strike>Celebrity</strike> Big Brother)
*]
*]


The western mountains are home to different animals. These include the ], ], ], among the most recognizable species of South America. Also in this region are the ], ], and the largest flying bird in the New World, the ].
===Somewhat famous Argentines (or not)===
*Me.
*You.
*Lord Chimbo of Saavedra
*Agusto Damian Kinbaum
*Maradona.
*], and Argentina, poke fun at the rest of the world with this saying: ''"El Papa es Alemán, pero Dios es argentino"'' (] is German, but God is Argentine). That explains why the world is so fucked up.
*Oscar Wilde (at least he deserved to be).
*Señor T.
*Human Stupidity-man.
*Greed Itself: they are proud to be "the western ]".
*Maradona.
*], and the guy that composed the Mission Impossible theme (seriously)
*Princess Nissan Máxima of the Neither-Lands
*Gus' Mum
*Apparently Robert Duvall (honorary) and the girl from ]
*] from ] (this was assumed since she was deemed by geneticists "not ugly enough to ''really'' be ]"; now it's confirmed that she, like ], was born in France. Both later faked birth certificates after reading the book "French Military History". Bottom line is she looks too much like a woman to be British)
*Carlos Saul Menem I


Southern Argentina is home to the ], ], ] (the world's smallest deer), and ].<ref> Animals in Argentina</ref> The coast of ] is rich in animal life: ], ], ], and species of ]. The far south is populated by ] birds.
===Demographics===
Human beings (''Homo sapiens sapiens'') were the ethnic and racial majority in Argentina in ancient times, but they have declined as of late, gradually replaced by a superior(?) silicon-based lifeform. Colagen subspecies now dominate Buenos Aires and ], and many carbon-based Argentines are now retrofitting themselves with parts (boobs and/or buttocks) made of these materials, to mingle with the majority.


The territorial waters of Argentina have abundant ocean life; mammals such as ], ]s, and whales like the southern ], a major tourist draw for naturalists. Sea fish include ], ], ], ], and ]; also present are ] and ] (''centolla'') in ]. Rivers and streams in Argentina have many species of ] and the South American ] fish.<ref> Dorado vs. Trouts</ref> Outstanding snake species inhabiting Argentina include ], and the very ] ''yacará'' ] and South American ].
] Argentina's population was mostly white (or beige), but most of it (especially the females) have taken to sunbaths to the point of being perpetually tanned, and an increase in naturally brown babies since the 1990s has scientists worried that Argentine DNA may be getting toasted for good; others blame this to the increased consumption of ]. However Argentines can be summarised as Italians who speak Spanish who are Englishmen.


The ] was elected the National Bird after a survey in 1928.<ref> Info about Hornero</ref>
A massive migration of Argentines occurs every summer, peaking in the first half of January; hordes of middle-class females leave the hinterland, followed by an angry trail of couch potato lovers, ex-husbands, and sugar-addicted children, and resettle by the millions in chatty colonies by the Atlantic Ocean. The combined effects of sun and salt turn these females into wrinkled leather bags with an apparent age 50% higher than their actual one. And by age 35, they look remarkably similar to an unrelated North American species, the redneck beer drinking trailer trash femme (the latter minus the fur coat). By age 80 they uniformly resemble either ] or ].


==Economy==
]Truly brown people exist in Argentina, mainly as maids, but they ''all'' come from other countries as filthy illegal immigrants, since Argentina is purely and proudly white (beneath the tan) and it's only by accident that it ended up in South America instead of Europe. Their nationalities can easily be told apart even by the untrained eye: Peruvian men are the construction workers, Paraguayan girls are the nannies, Bolivian ladies barter their spices for a residency card, and Chileans of both genders become replacement football players when the professional leaguers go on strike.
===Contemporary developments===
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{{main|Economy of Argentina}}
Argentina benefits from abundant ]s, a highly ] population, an export-oriented ] sector, and a diversified ] base. The country once had a large middle class compared to other Latin American countries, but this segment of the population has been decimated by a succession of economic crises. Today, while a significant segment of the population is still financially well-off, they stand in sharp contrast with the millions who have seen their purchasing power drastically reduced. Since 2002, there has been an improvement in the situation of the poorer sectors and a strong rebound of the middle class.


From the late 1970s the country piled up public debt and was plagued by bouts of high ]. In 1991, the government ] the peso to the ] and limited the growth in the ]. It then embarked on a path of ], ] and ]. Inflation dropped and ] grew, but external economic shocks and failures of the system diluted benefits, causing the economy to crumble slowly from 1995 until the ].
Argentina also hosts a large and prosperous ] community, which provides the country with a steady supply of comedians (such as Mauricio Borenzstein) and other, darker characters (such as the late mob leader Carlos Corach and the used car tycoon Alberto Kohan). Anti-Semitism is next to non-existent in the country; even President Kirchner has said, "I have a Jewish friend". The first Peronist government (1946-1952) was renowned for its welcoming of large groups of Jews fleeing war-torn Europe, although a lack of planning led to the newcomers ending up in an improvised shanty town next to the Nazi haven of ] (these Jews soon fled again, their ultimate doom unknown even today, though some claim to have sighted them swimming in the Nahuel Huapi Lake).


By 2002, Argentina had ] on its debt, its GDP had shrunk, ] was more than 25%, and the peso had ] 75% after being ] and ]. However, careful spending control and heavy ]es on then-soaring exports allowed the state to regain resources and conduct ].
] Asian communities are present in the larger cities; although they look all the same to the other Argentines, they can be told apart based on their commercial activities: the Chinese run supermarkets and slave-trade networks, the Japanese own dry-cleaners, and the Koreans sell forged designer clothes at a good price.


]
Asians also provide much needed social services such as housing for newly arrived illegal migrants, in spacious homes where only 50 Bolivians may live at a time.
In 2003, ] policies and soaring ]s, coupled with lower inflation and expansive economic measures, triggered a surge in the GDP. This was repeated in 2004 and 2005, creating millions of jobs and encouraging internal consumption. ] decreased, and ] slowly returned. An influx of foreign currency from exports created a huge ]. The Central Bank was forced to buy dollars from the market, and continues to do so from time to time to prevent the Argentine peso from appreciating significantly and cutting competitiveness.


The situation by 2006 was further improved. The economy grew 8.8% in 2003, 9.0% in 2004, 9.2% in 2005 and 2006 was on the same track (predictions are between 8.5% and 9.0%), though inflation, estimated at around 10 to 12%, has become an issue again, and ] is still considerably unequal.<ref>International Monetary Fund.
===Way of Life===
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===Sectors===
How does an Argentine commit suicide?
]'s Women's Bridge in Puerto Madero.]]
Jumping off their ego.
{{seealso|Tourism in Argentina}}
In 2004, ] output accounted for 11% of ], and one third of all exports. ] and ] are major export ] at 24% of exports. ], ], ], ], and ] totalled 8%.<ref></ref> ] is also a major industry. ], ], ] products, and ] were 6% of total exports.<ref></ref> ] and ] industries are important in ], ] and ]s elsewhere.


] and ] made up 3% of exports: ] and ] in the ] valley; ] and other ] in the ] and ]; ] and ] in ], and ] in the far south. ] and ] are major crops in the ], ] and ] in the northwest, and ] and ] in Cuyo. ]s (]), ] (]), and ] (Mendoza) are grown for domestic consumption. Argentina is the world's fifth-largest ] producer, and fine wine production has taken major leaps in quality. A growing export, total ] potential is far from met. ] is the largest wine region, followed by ].<ref>(Spanish)</ref>
Why are there no African people in Argentina?
Because they all went to the USA in th 1840´s to escape racism.


Industrial ], ], and ] are Argentina's second group of exports, 20% of totals. The most important ]s lie in ] and ]. An impressive network of ] send raw product to ], center of the petrochemical industry, and to the ]-] industrial belt. ] is also mined.
Why do Argentine go outdoors during lightning storms?
They think God is taking pictures of them.


] is a rising industry. The ] and ] are main regions of activity. Metals mined include ], ], ], ], ], ], ] and ]. In only ten years exports soared from US$ 200 million to 1.2 billion in 2004, 3% of total..<ref> {{PDFlink|}}Economy Ministry of Argentina {{es icon}}</ref> Estimates for 2006 are US$ 2bn, a 10 fold rise from 1996.
Which is the best business to do? Buy an argentine for what he's worth and sell him for what he thinks he's worth.


In ], ] accounts for 50% of catches, ] and ] follow. ] has expanded in ]; ] for ], ] and ] for furniture, ], and ] products. Both sectors each account for 2% of exports.
Do not say 'Oh my God!' when in a crowd of argentines, as they will all reply at the same time.


] hydroelectric complex is the second largest in the world.]]
Argentines speak slowly with lots of "erms" as illustrated by the following Spanish joke:
] is the nation's leading single sector in GDP output, with 35% of the share.<ref></ref> Leading sectors are ]s, ]s, and ] and ] equipment (7% of exports), ] and ] (3%), ] and ] (2%). Other manufactures include ], industrial ], ], and processed ]. The biggest industrial centers are ], Rosario and ].
¿Cómo ladra un perro Argentino? "Este... Ehm... guau." (How does an Argentine dog bark? "Erm... erm... woof.")


The ] is the biggest contributor to total GDP. Argentina produces energy in large part through well developed ] resources; ] is also of high importance.<ref>www.cnea.gov.ar</ref> The country is one of the largest producers and exporters (with ] and ]) of ], a ] ] widely used in ] therapy. ] is extremely strong, with an important penetration of ] (75% of population)<ref> Clarin.com ] ] (Spanish)</ref> and ] (30%)<ref>www.universia.com.ar</ref> and ] services (3%) have been expanding rapidly. Regular ] (85% of households) and ] are robust. ] has led employment creation in the current economic expansion, and is 5% of GDP.
Heterosexuality is a felony in Argentina. If found with a member of the opposite sex they will shoot you on sight with soccer balls.


] is increasingly important, now providing 7% of economic output. Argentines are traveling more within their borders, and foreigners are flocking to a country seen as affordable, safe, and incredibly diverse: Cosmopolitan ] and ]; the incomparable ] and colonial ]; the South American indigenous ] and fun-filled ]; the ] of ]; the ski-suitable scenic ] to the beaches of ]; and ] to legendary ]. 3.7 million tourists visited in 2005.<ref></ref>
==Sports==


===Transportation===
] Argentines are mad about sports. The "A.O.V.B.C." (Argentine Ode to Violence Behavioral Code), states that:
{{main|Transportation in Argentina}}
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Argentina's ] system is well-developed and paved roads reach all corners of the country. There are nearly 640,000 kilometers of highways and roads (with many privatized roads as well).<ref> http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761556250_8/Argentina.html</ref> Multilane highways now connect several main cities and more are now under construction.


The ] network was one of the largest in the world, at over 40,000 kilometers of tracks. After decades of decaying service and lack of maintenance, most passenger services shut down in 1992 when the rail company was privatized, and thousands of kilometers of track are now in disrepair. Railway services are currently being reactivated among several cities.
*'''Code 1'''. If your team is winning the match, you should begin to physically assault your opponent's fans (or tear down their stadium if you are the visiting crowd, whichever you prefer).
*'''Code 2'''. If the game is tied you should try and knock the referee's head off either with glass beer bottles, or any nearby available plumbing pipe.
*'''Code 3'''. If you are losing, at that point start fighting the ''"Barra Bravas"'' (hooligans) of your own team, rape your best friend's girlfriend, and then torch your own home.


The country has around 3,000 kilometers of ], the most significant among these being the ], ], ], and ] rivers.
Currently the most popular sport in the country is Highway Blocking. The "make your fellow citizen driving a car so miserable and mad that he will run you over if you don't get off the street" World Cup is to be played in Argentina's city of Gualeguaychu sometime next summer. Blocking people from entering airports, ports, downtown areas, shopping malls, and other countries are gaining in popularity also.


===Water supply and sanitation===
Lesser in importance but popular nontheless is 'Mufa', a sport in which participants find ways to complain about the most amount of things in the least amount of time, basketball (the country is host to the 'White men CAN jump' league, and the ''"Fuerte Apache"'' Globetrotters), auto-racing in school zones at dismissal time, and soccer a.k.a 'la pelota'.
] faces five key challenges: (i) low coverage with higher levels of service provision for its income level; (ii) poor service quality; and (iii) high levels of pollution; (iv) low cost recovery; and (v) unclear allocation of responsibilities between institutions in the sector.


==Population==
] ]] Argentina wins the World Championship of an international sport about once a year, and does so legitimately and fairly every other decade or so:
===Contemporary figures===
The ] (INDEC) 2001 ] showed the population of Argentina was 36,260,130. It ranks third in South America in total population and 30th globally. The 2005 estimate is for a population of 38,747,000. Argentina's ] is 14 inhabitants per square kilometer. However, the population is not evenly distributed: areas of the city of Buenos Aires have a population density of over 14,000&nbsp;inhab./km², while Santa Cruz province has less than 1&nbsp;inhab./km². Argentina is the only nation in South America with a net positive ] rate, of about +0.4 persons. <ref></ref>


===Cities and metropolitan areas===
*Twice World Cup champions in football, thanks to a bribe of ] the first time (that country was starving because of a lack of ], according to ]), and because of Divine Intervention on the other (according to ] who said ] unwillingly raised his fist to strike the ball against poor ol']).
]


] 2005, Argentina's fifteen largest metropolitan areas are:
*Twice World Champions in men's basketball, in 1950 when absolutely no one outside ] (the inventors of the sport) knew what this sport was, and currently Olympic Gold medalists after completely humilliating the now 2nd best team in basketball, the ]. Better than anyone baby!!
{| class="wikitable" style="margin-right:60px"
! Rank !! City !! Province
! Population !! Region
|-
|align="center"| 1 || ] || (] and ])
|align="right"| 19,251,433 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 2 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 1,513,200 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 3 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 1,295,100 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 4 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 1,009,100 ||align="center"| Cuyo
|-
|align="center"| 5 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 857,800 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 6 || ]&nbsp; || ]
|align="right"| 833,100 ||align="center"| &nbsp;NOA&nbsp;(northwest)&nbsp;
|-
|align="center"| 7 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 699,600 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 8 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 531,400 ||align="center"| NOA (northwest)
|-
|align="center"| 9 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 524,300 ||align="center"| Pampean
|-
|align="center"| 10 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 456,400 ||align="center"| Cuyo
|-
|align="center"| 11 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 399,800 ||align="center"| Gran Chaco
|-
|align="center"| 12 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 391,600 ||align="center"| Patagonian
|-
|align="center"| 13 || ] || ]&nbsp;
|align="right"| 389,200 ||align="center"| Gran Chaco
|-
|align="center"| 14 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 332,400 ||align="center"| Mesopotamia
|-
|align="center"| 15 || ] || ]
|align="right"| 310,200 ||align="center"| Pampean
|}


==Demographics==
*Argentina is the country with the most amount of highly ranked ] players that have yet to win anything at all. But, we're still better than ] and ].
{{main|Demographics of Argentina}}


Like most nations in the Americas, Argentine ethnography is also characterized by being the melting pot of different peoples both autochthonous and immigrants, but unlike most other Latin American nations (with the exception of ]), citizens of ] make up the great majority of the population, the estimations of which vary from 85<ref></ref> to 97 per cent<ref></ref> of total population. The last national census, based on self-ascription, indicated a similar figure.<ref></ref> However, in a similar pattern as in the United States, the ], though not fully visible in physical appearance, has been estimated to be present in a high percentage of the population, close to 56 per cent,<ref name="UBA"></ref> of which 10 per cent were shown to be fully ].<ref name="UBA"/>
*Los Pumas are the national ] team, so good that the powers that be at the IRB have for decades delayed Argentina's entrance into any meaningful tournament, so as to not render England completely useless in international sport. Yet even in this "last bastion of hope", again, we're still better than ] and ], and that's all that matters.


After the regimented Spanish colonists, waves of European ] came to Argentina from the late nineteenth to mid-twentieth centuries. Major contributors included ] (initially from ], ] and ], later from ] and ]),<ref> www.feditalia.org.ar</ref>, ] (foremost among them ] and ]{{Fact|date=May 2007}}), and ] (mostly to Buenos Aires and Mendoza). Smaller but significant numbers of immigrants came from ] and ] (to the ''Lakes Region'' of Patagonia; and to Córdoba), ], (], ] and ]), ], ], the ] and ] (to Buenos Aires, Santa Fé, and Patagonia; see also ]), and ]. Eastern Europeans were also numerous, from ], ], ], ], ]<ref> - Monografías.com {{es icon}}</ref> and ], as well as ] countries (] and ], particularly in Chaco). There is a large ] community, and the Patagonian Chubut Valley has a significant ]-descended population. Smaller waves of settlers from ], ] and the ] are recorded in Argentine immigration records{{Fact|date=February 2007}}.
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*And now for a true man's sport: ]. It's pointless to talk about others here because Argentina has no rivals in this sport (but it only matters that we're better than ] and ])


The majority of Argentina's ] community derives from immigrants of north and eastern European origin (]), and about 15–20% from ] groups from ]. Argentina is home to the fifth largest Ashkenazi Jewish community in the world. (See also ]) <<!--see Discussion for rationale of removal of 2% figure-->.
*The most popular sport in Argentina for girls is ]. In this sport besides Argentina, only ] and ] mattter, with all three teams winning tournaments depending on 'up or down' thumbs by fans who determine which team strips down better on the field. Still better than ] and ].


===Minorities===
*Volleyball: In this one "we suck" (most of the time).
{{see also|Welsh settlement in Argentina|Asian-Argentines}}
In recent decades, especially during the 1990s, there has been an influx of immigrants from neighboring countries, principally ], ], and ].


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*Auto racing: ] used to be popular in the country, and as such Juan Manuel Fangio won the championship 5 times. Only recently did a ] collaborator surpass that feat. But in the last 20 years the local auto-racing tournaments TC2000 and TC have dominated the hearts and minds of the intolerant small town and countryside Argentine male. We're still better than ] and ]... ''oops''.
Small but growing numbers of people from East Asia have also settled Argentina, mainly in Buenos Aires. The first Asian-Argentines were of ]ese descent; ]ns, ]ese, and ] followed, now at over 60,000.<ref> Clarin.com ] ]</ref>


Argentina has a large ] community, made up mostly of immigrants from ] and ]. Many have gained prominent status in national business and politics, including former president ], the son of ]n settlers from the province of La Rioja. Most of the Arab Argentines are ] of the ] and ] Churches.
==Economy==
The Argentine economy currently is:


The officially recognized ] population in the country, according to the "Complementary Survey of Indigenous Peoples" based on 2001 Census data, stands at approximately 402,921 people (about 1 percent of the total population)<ref> (in Spanish).</ref>
* Way smaller than Brazilian economy
*Partly Cloudy
*36C (and overheating fast)
*Gusts from the southwest at 76km/ph in accordance to Decree 1 by President Kirchner himself, who was fed up that only Patagonians had to endure bad hair days
*The forecast for the next two hours (anything beyond that and the predictions become absolutely useless), is calling for generally low-paying conditions, with a chance of a few jobs here and there
*Highs ''inflating'' to the lower 40s celcius


===Illegal immigrants===
Check back tomorrow as a new economic model is put in place to completely replace the one from today.
] has been a relatively important factor in recent Argentine demographics. Most illegal immigrants come from ] and ], countries which border Argentina to the north. Smaller numbers arrive from ], ], ]<ref> (Editorial) - ] {{es icon}}</ref>, and the ]. The Argentine government estimates that 750,000 inhabitants lack official documents and has launched a program called ''Patria Grande'' ("Greater Homeland"),<ref>;</ref> to encourage illegal immigrants to regularize their status; so far some 200,000 applications have been processed under the program.


===Urbanization===
==Society and Customs==
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Federal environmental act ] affords Argentine cows the protected status of "doomsday pestilence"]]
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{{main|List of cities in Argentina}}
Argentina's population is very highly urbanized. About 3.53 million people live in the autonomous city of ], and 12.4 million in ] (2007), making it one of the largest urban conglomerates in the world. Together with their respective ]s, the second- and third-largest cities in Argentina, ] and ], comprise about 1.3 and 1.1 million inhabitants respectively.


Most European ] settled in the cities, which offered jobs, education, and other opportunities that enabled newcomers to enter the ]. Many also settled in the growing small towns along the expanding railway system. Since the 1930s, many rural workers have moved to the big cities.
===Food and Drink===


The 1990s saw many rural towns become ]s when train services ceased and local products manufactured on a small scale were replaced by massive amounts of cheap imported goods. Many slums ('']'') sprouted in the outskirts of the largest cities, inhabited by impoverished lower-class urban dwellers, migrants from smaller towns in the interior, and also a large number of immigrants from neighbouring countries that came during the time of the convertibility and did not leave after the 2001 crisis.
Argentines love cows, as long as they allow themselves to be eaten, they love cows. The national Sunday's breakfast is ''Bife de Lomo'' steak with ''Chimichurri'' sauce (extra garlic), scrambled french fries with eggs, and a strong red table wine. Nothing says 'Good morning' better than that!


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For your reading pleasure, those who tell you all about "Argentine Cuisine", may also believe ] and ] are still alive, and will return aboard ] and a cloaked ] Bird of Prey, to re-seed the Island of ] with ] birds.
Argentina's urban areas have a European look, reflecting the influence of European settlers. Many cities are built in a Spanish-grid style around a main square (''plaza''). A cathedral and important government buildings often face the ''plaza''. The general layout of the cities is called a ''damero'', or checkerboard, since it is based on a pattern of square blocks, though modern developments sometimes depart from it (the city of La Plata, built at the end of the nineteenth century, is organized as a checkerboard plus diagonal avenues at fixed intervals). The El Faro Towers, show the modern architecture for urbanization.


==Culture==
There are a couple of things worth mentioning however:
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{{main|Culture of Argentina}}
Argentine culture has been primarily informed and influenced by its European roots. ], considered by many its cultural capital, is often said to be the most European city in South America, as a result both of the prevalence of people of European descent and of conscious imitation of European styles in ]. The other big influence is the ]s and their traditional country lifestyle of self-reliance. Finally, indigenous American traditions (like ] drinking) have been absorbed into the greater cultural realm.


===Literature===
*'''''Dulce de Leche''''': The famous spread that spread around the globe
{{main|Argentine literature}}
*'''''Chimichurri''''': ''Gimme Curry!! Gimme Curry!!'' The Argentines, not trained to understand the gibberish tongue of the unskilled English railwayman, developed acute ear afflictions and instead of preparing curry they concocted what is now the famous stake sauce.
Argentina has a rich history of world-renowned literature, including one of the twentieth century's most critically acclaimed writers, ]. The country has been a leader in Latin American literature since becoming a fully united entity in the 1850s, with a strong constitution and a defined nation-building plan. The struggle between the Unitarians (who favored a loose ] of provinces based on rural conservatism) and the Federalists (pro-] and advocates of a strong federal government that would encourage European immigration), set the tone for Argentine literature of the time.


] was the author of the epic tale ''The Gaucho ]''.]]
The Argentine ''asado'' is honestly quite good, you ''must'' try it. Or else. And in fact all proceeds of your barbecue purchase will go to saving a little cow calf from growing up underfed and without shoes as it waits for a hammer to drop on it's head and crush it's skull.
The ideological divide between ] epic '']'' by ], and ''Facundo''<ref>e-libro.net. Free digital books. {{PDFlink|}}.</ref> by ], is a great example. Hernández, although a federalist, opposed to the centralizing, modernizing, and Europeanizing tendencies. Sarmiento wrote immigration was the only way to save Argentina from becoming subject to the rule of a small number of dictatorial '']'' families, arguing such immigrants would make Argentina more modern and enlightened to Western European thought, and therefore a more prosperous society.


Argentine literature of that period was fiercely nationalist. It was followed by the ] movement, which emerged in ] in the late nineteenth century, and this period in turn was followed by ], with ] as an important reference. ], its most acclaimed writer, found new ways of looking at the modern world in metaphor and philosophical debate, and his influence has extended to writers all over the globe. Borges is most famous for his works in short stories such as '']'' and '']''.
Won't you help delay the slaughter of an innocent little calf for a year or two? Please, eat now!


Argentina has produced many more internationally noted writers, poets, and intellectuals: ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], and ]. ] (born ''Joaquin Salvador Lavado''), has entertained readers the world over, while dipping into the events of modern times, with soup-hating ] and her ] gang.
The rest of Argentine cuisine includes 100% Argentin-INIAN original dishes like: ''"pizza genovesa"'' (Genoan Pizza), ''"arrollado español"'' (Spanish rolls), ''"ensalada rusa"'' (Russian salad), ''"sopa inglesa"'' (English soup), and ''"torta galesa"'' (Welsh cakes).


===Film and theater===
Special mention to ] and Argentine ]. All tourists and visitors who return home after a week or two in Argentina develop '''PACSS''' (Post-Argentine Cooking Stress Syndrome), including extremely serious withdrawal symptoms and random, uncontrollable body spasms on the floor when they eat their local food again and realize it tastes wretchedly foul, and is thus indigestible. On the positive side, ''PACSS'' will make them lose all 10 kilos (30 pounds) gained while eating their way through the Provinces.
], the world's widest street. Its name honors Argentine Independence Day (] ]).]]
{{main|Cinema of Argentina}}
Argentina is a major producer of ]. The world's first ] were made and released in Argentina, by cartoonist ], in 1917 and 1918. ] enjoyed a 'golden age' in the 1930s through the 1950s with scores of productions, many now considered classics of Spanish-language film. The industry produced actors who became the first movie stars of Argentine cinema, often tango performers such as ], ], ], ], ], and ].


More recent films from the "New Wave" of cinema since the 1980s have achieved worldwide recognition, such as ''] (La historia official)'', ''] (Nueve reinas)'', ''] (Hombre mirando al sudeste)'', ''] (El hijo de la novia)'', ''] (Diarios de motocicleta)'', or '']''. Although rarely rivaling ]-type movies in popularity, local films are released weekly and widely followed in Argentina and internationally. Even low-budget films have earned prizes in cinema festivals (such as ]). The city of ] organizes its ], while Buenos Aires has its ]. The per capita number of screens is one of the highest in Latin America, and viewing per capita is the highest in the region. A new generation of Argentine directors has caught the attention of critics worldwide.<ref>news.bbc.co.uk ] 2006.</ref> Additionally, Argentina is a major center of cinema, it is compared to other European countries in terms of people who attend movie theaters. An Example of this was '']'' which took in 466,586 the first day a record in Argentina. In Italy it took in 400,000 and Germany 486,571, breaking all records for first day release.<ref></ref>
===Did you know that??===


Buenos Aires is one of the great capitals of ]. Besides the ] (one of the great ] of the world), with its program of national and international caliber, ''Calle Corrientes'', or ], is synonymous with the art. It is dubbed 'the street that never sleeps', and sometimes referred to as the ] of Buenos Aires.<ref name="Adams" >{{cite book |author=Adams, Fiona. |title=Culture Shock Argentina |publisher=Graphic Arts Center Publishing Company |location=Portland, OR |id=ISBN 1-55868-529-4 |year=2001}}</ref> Many great careers in acting, music, and film have begun in its many theaters. The ''Teatro General San Martín'' is one of the most prestigious along Corrientes Avenue; the ''Teatro Nacional Cervantes'' is designated the national theater of Argentina. Another important theater is the ''Independencia'' in ]. Florencio Sanchez and ] are famous Argentine playwrights. ] is one of the great ] of the modern era.
]]]Most Argentines deny their country was ever part of Latin America, and for good reasons. On the other hand Latin Americans deny Argentina belongs to their region, maybe for better reasons.
{{CinemaofArgentina}}


===Painting and sculpture===
*Now you know!
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Perhaps one of the most enigmatic figures of Argentine culture is Oscar Agustín Alejandro Schulz Solari, ''aka'' ], whose ] style and unorthodox painting media draws large crowds at museums worldwide; he also 'invented' two imaginary languages. The works of ] (in ] style), ] (]), ] (] style), ], and ] are appreciated internationally.


] is considered to be the quintesennial 'port' painter, to which the city of ] and particularly the working class and immigrant-bound ] neighborhood, was excellently suited for. ] and ] are acclaimed ] and ]ists. ] is a world-wide famous fantasy artist and sculptor.
Mother's day in Argentina is in October and not in May, so Argentines request that you do not send chain e-mails on that day. Money transfers however are always appreciated.


===Food and drink===
*Now you know!
]
{{main|Cuisine of Argentina}}
] is influenced by cuisine from ], ], ], ] and other European countries, and many foods from those countries such as pasta, sausages, and desserts are common in the nation's diet. Argentina has a wide variety of staple foods, which include '']s'', a stuffed pastry; '']'', a mixture of corn, beans, meat, bacon, onion, and gourd; and '']'', a meat-based spicy sausage. The Argentine barbecue, '']'', is one of the most famous in the world and includes various types of meats, among them ''chorizo'', ], ], and ]. Thin sandwiches, ], are also popular. Since the country is an important ] producer, the yearly ''per capita'' consumption of wine is among the highest worldwide (] has become a representative variety from Argentina). Also, a common custom among Argentines is drinking ]. ] is a famous sweet caramel spread.


===Sports===
Argentine football teams are the only undefeated teams in sporting history. As an anecdotal side note, no matches where an argentine team has been trailing with 10 minutes to go in regulation have ever been allowed to finish.
{{seealso|List of Argentines}}
] (]) is the most popular ], whose ] is twice ] Champion and one-time Olympic Gold medalist (also fourteen-time ] winners).
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Also widespread are ] and ]; a number of basketball players participate in the ] and European leagues, and the national team won Olympic Gold in the ]. Argentina has an important ] team, "Los Pumas" (see ]), with many of its players playing in Europe. Argentine ] is very competitive on the world stage, with dozens of players, male and female, in active tour.
*''Ahora '''vos''' sabés!''


Other popular sports include ] (the top female sport, see '']''), ], and sailing. Argentina has the highest number of highly-ranked ] players in the world and the national squad has been the uninterrupted world champion ever since 1949. The Open Polo Championship of ] is the most important polo-related event in the world. ] and ] are played in a most limited fashion, as well as the Gridiron.<ref></ref>
Despite all advances in technology achieved by the Argentine people, fashion seems to be their most lacking area of science. The space time continuum folds over the Argentines on that matter, the distortions cause the illusion of it being 1986, making them look like they're still on 1982.


] are well represented in Argentina, with ] and ] being the most popular car racing formats. People all over the country enjoy the races, but it is most fervently followed in small towns and rural Argentina, attracting a rather similar demographic as ] in the ]. The ] is part of the ] (currently held in Córdoba Province). In Formula 1 racing, the country produced one world champion (Juan Manuel Fangio, five times) and two runners-up (Froilán González and Carlos A. Reutemann, once each).
This results in the odd image of men wearing long frisky mullets and red bandanas, and women wearing perms and black and white dotted one-pieces. Soccer uniforms of that time are also the most used indumentary, as it is the only productive process Argentina's textile industry cares to know about.


The official national sport of the country is ]<!--about as the "national sport": this character was put in force by the government, but pato is only played by Army Cavalry officers, cattle breeders and the like, for, like polo, it is an expensive sport-->, played with a six-handle ball on horseback.
*(I didn't know ''that'')

Famous Argentines in sport include:
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===Music===
{{main|Music of Argentina}}
''Tango'', the music ''and'' lyrics (often sung in a form of slang called ]), is Argentina's musical symbol. The ] dance was a predecessor, slowly evolving into modern ''tango''. By the 1930s, ''tango'' had changed from a dance focused music to one of lyric and poetry, with singers like ], ], ], ], and ]. The golden age of ''tango'' (1930 to mid-1950s) mirrored that of ] and ] in the ], featuring large orchestral groups too, like the bands of ], ], ], and ]. After 1955 ''tango'' turned more intellectual and listener-oriented, led by ]. Today tango has worldwide popularity, and the rise of ] is a global phenomenon with groups like ], ] and ].

], called ''rock nacional'', is the most popular music among youth. Arguably the most listened form of ]-language rock, its influence and success internationally owes to a rich, uninterrupted evolution. Bands such as ] or ], and composers like ], ], and ] are referents of national culture. Mid 1960s ] and ] were cradles of the music, and by 1970 Argentine rock was established among middle class youth (see ], ], ], ]). ] bridged the gap into the 1980s, when Argentine bands became popular across Latin America and elsewhere (], ], ], ]). There are many sub-genres: underground, pop oriented, and some associated with the working class (], ], ], ]). Current popular bands include: ], ], ], ], ], ], ], ], and ].

] is well represented in Argentina. Buenos Aires is home to the world-renowned ]. Classical musicians, such as Eduardo Alonso-Crespo, ], ], Eduardo Delgado, ], and classical composers such as ], are internationally acclaimed. All major cities in Argentina have impressive theaters or opera houses, and provincial or city orchestras. Some cities have annual events and important classical music festivals like ] in ] and the multitudinous Amadeus in ].

Argentine folk music is uniquely vast. Beyond dozens of regional dances, a national folk style emerged in the 1930s. ]'s Argentina would give rise to ], as artists began expressing in their music objections to political themes. ], the greatest Argentine ], and ] would be defining figures in shaping Nueva Canción, gaining worldwide popularity in the process. The style found a huge reception in ], where it took off in the 1970s and went on to influence the entirety of ]n music.<ref> from http://www.msu.edu/~chapmanb/jara/enueva.html</ref> Today, ] and ] have brought folk back to younger generations. ]'s ''folk-rock'' bridged the gap between ] and ], introducing both styles to millions overseas in successive tours.

Other notable musicians include ] with his seductive ] and ] compositions, and ] and his spacious ].

===Religion===
], dating back to the seventeenth century.]]
{{main|Religion in Argentina}}
{{seealso|State-Church relations in Argentina}}
Argentines are predominantly religious. Around 93% declare themselves ] according to different surveys, though most are not practicing; the Church estimates an affiliation of 70%.<ref>Marita Carballo. ''Valores culturales al cambio del milenio'' (ISBN 950-794-064-2). in ], ] 2005.</ref><ref>U.S. Department of State. .</ref>
According to the ], the Argentine government should support Roman Catholicism. However, this does not imply that it is the official religion of the Argentine Republic, nor does it imply that people working in the government should have this faith.

] churches have gained a foothold in Argentina since the 1980s, and their followers now number more than 3.5 million, about 10% of the total population. Traditional ] communities are present in most communities.

Members of ] (Mormons) number over 330,300, the seventh-largest concentration in the world are also present.<ref></ref>

The country also hosts the largest ] population in all of ], about 2 percent of the population.<ref></ref>

] constitutes approximately 1.5% of the population, or an estimated 500,000-600,000 (93% ]).<ref></ref> Argentina is also home to one of the largest ]s in Latin America, serving Argentina's ] community.

Approximately 7% of Argentines can be considered ] or ].

===Language===
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{{seealso|Languages of Argentina|List of indigenous languages in Argentina}}
The official language of Argentina is ], usually called "Castellano" (]) by Argentines.

Argentines are the largest ]-speaking society that universally employs what is known as '']'' (the use of the ] ''vos'' instead of ''tú'' (you), which occasions the use of alternate verb forms as well). The most prevalent dialect is ], whose speakers are primarily located in the basin of the ].<!-- There are *other* large societies, e.g. Maracaibo and Costa Rica-->

Some indigenous communities have retained their ]. ] is spoken by some in the northeast, especially in ] (where it enjoys official status) and ]. ] is spoken by some in the northwest, and has a local variant in ]. ] is spoken by members of the Bolivian community who migrated to Argentina from ].

In ] there are several ]-speaking communities.

According to a survey, there are around 1,500,000 ] speakers<ref name="Ethno"></ref> and 1,000,000 speakers of Levantine ]<ref name="Ethno"/>, but these numbers are probably no longer current, as the newer generations mostly switch to Spanish and do not speak the ancestral language in the home. The same phenomenon applies to the ] that was used by many Spanish immigrants, ], and ]. The usage of these languages is in decline, as the respective immigration waves ended in the first half of the 20th century.

More recent immigrants have brought ] and ], mostly to Buenos Aires. ], ], ] and ] are also spoken in smaller extents. English is the most common languages tought at schools, with Portuguese and French far behind.

===Education===
After independence, Argentina constructed a national ] system in comparison to other nations, placing the country high up in the global rankings of ]. Today the country has a ] of 97.5%

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School attendance is compulsory between the ages of 5 and 17. The Argentine school system consists of a primary or lower school level lasting six or seven years, and a secondary or high school level of between five to six years. In the 1990s, the system was split into different types of high school instruction, called ''Educacion Secundaria'' and the ''Polimodal''. Some provinces adopted the ''Polimodal'' while others did not. A project in the Executive to repeal this measure and return to a more traditional secondary level system was approved in 2006.<ref> Clarin.com ] ] (Spanish)</ref> President ] is overwhelmingly credited in pushing and implementing a free, modern education system in Argentina. The ] shaped the current tripartite representation of most public universities.

Education is funded by tax payers at all levels except for the majority of ]. There are many private school institutions in the primary, secondary and university levels. Around 11.1 million people were enrolled in formal education of some kind:
* 9,551,728 people attended either kindergarten, primary (lower school), or secondary (high school) establishments
* 494,461 people attended non-university level establishments (such as training or technical schools)
* 1,125,257 people attended colleges or universities<ref> 2001 - ] (Spanish)</ref>

Education in public schools (primary, secondary and tertiary) is free. Public education, which was perceived to be of the best quality during the mid 20th century, is now often perceived to be bad and in continuous decline due to lack of funding. This has helped private education to flourish, albeit it has also caused an imbalance in terms of who can afford it (usually middle and upper classes), as often private schools have no scholarship systems in place.

There are thirty-five public ], as well as several private. The Universities of ] (the largest one, has 300.000 students), ] (110.000 students), ] (75.000 students), ] (75.000 students) and ] (National Technological University, 70.000 students) are among the most important.<!--Rephrase: Tertiary (university) attendance is very high for global standards.--> Public universities faced cutbacks in spending during the 1980s and 1990s, which led to a decline in overall quality.

Two Argentine universities were found in 2006 to be among the 300 best of the world, the most distinguished being the University of Buenos Aires at number 276. <ref></ref>

===Holidays===
{{main|Public holidays in Argentina}}
Public holidays include most of the Catholic holidays, though holidays of other faiths are respected. The main historic holidays include the anniversaries of the ] (]), the ] (]), ] day (]), and the death of national hero ] (]).

Argentines celebrate religious holidays more festively than national holidays, using the latter for leisure time or to do household repairs. On Christmas Eve, the extended family gathers at 9 p.m. for dinner, music, and often dancing. Candies are served just before midnight, when fireworks displays begin. The evening also includes opening gifts from Papá Noel (Father Christmas). New Year's Day is marked with fireworks as well. Other holidays include Good Friday and Easter; Labor Day (]); Anniversary of the May Revolution (]); Malvinas Day (]); Flag Day (]); Independence Day (]); Death of General José de San Martín, who is known as “the liberator” of Peru, Chile, and Argentina for his defeat of the Spanish in 1812 (].); Student Day (]—first day of spring, marked by students gathering in parks for picnics and soccer); and Columbus Day (]). In 2006, Memory Day (]) was established to remember the ].

==Science and technology==
Argentina has contributed many distinguished doctors, scientists, and inventors to the world, including three ] laureates in sciences.

] for Chemistry in 1970.]]
Argentines have been responsible for major breakthroughs in world ]. ] developed the techniques and performed the world's first ever coronary ], and ] invented a more reliable artificial ]. Medicine's ] ] discovered the role of ] in regulating ] in animals; Medicine's ] ] did extensive research in ]; and Chemistry's ] ] discovered how organisms store energy converting glucose into ], and the compounds which are fundamental in ] ]s. ] performed one of the first two ]s with pre-stored blood in history. ] designed operating table tools such as the surgical scissors that bear his name ("Finochietto scissors"), and a rib-spreader.<ref></ref> ] is a pioneer in laser-eye procedures and research. Argentine research has led to advancement in wound-healing therapies, ], and in several forms of ].

Argentina's ] is highly advanced. Argentina developed its nuclear program without being overly dependent on foreign technology. Nuclear facilities with Argentine technology have been built in ], ], ], and ]. In 1983, the country admitted having the capability of producing weapon-grade ], a major step to assemble ]s. Since then Argentina has pledged to use nuclear power only for peaceful purposes.<ref> Non-Proliferation</ref>

In other areas, ] is the father of modern dactiloscopy<ref>Julia Rodríguez, Columbia University. .</ref> (see ]), Raúl Pateras de Pescara demonstrated the world's first flight of a ], Hungarian-Argentine ] mass-produced the first modern ]s, and Eduardo Taurozzi developed the more efficient pendular combustion engine.<ref></ref> ], an Argentine-American scientist, is a leading figure in ]. An Argentine satellite, the PEHUENSAT-1<ref></ref> was successfully launched on ] ] using the ] .
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==Communications and media==
===Print===
The printed media in Argentina is highly developed and independent. There are over two hundred ] in the country, influential in their home cities and regions. The major national newspapers are from Buenos Aires, including the centrist '']'', one of the best selling daily in the Spanish speaking world. Other national papers are '']'' (center-right), '']'' (left), '']'' (business conservative), '']'' in German, ''Le Monde Diplomatique'' in Spanish and French and '']'' (populist). Regional papers of importance include '']'' (]), '']'' (]), '']'' (]), and '']'' (]). ] is a well-respected English language daily.

The Argentine ] industry is together with those in ] and ] the most important in the Spanish-speaking world. Argentina features the largest ] chains in Latin America, the '']'' and '']'' bookstores; numerous well-stocked independent stores abound. A number carry titles in English and other languages. There are hundreds of ] publications covering a plethora of issues and hobbies, which are sold in kiosks on city sidewalks and in bookstores.

===Radio and television===
Argentina was a pioneering nation in radio broadcasting. At 9&nbsp;pm on ], ], ''Sociedad Radio Argentina'' announced: ''"We now bring to your homes a live performance of ]'s '']'' opera from the ] in downtown Buenos Aires"''; only about twenty homes in the city had a receiver to tune in. The world's first radio station was the only one in the country until 1922, when ''Radio Cultura'' went on the air. By 1925, there were twelve stations in Buenos Aires and ten in other cities. The 1930s were the "golden age" of radio in Argentina, with live variety, news, soap opera, and sport shows.<ref> Don Moore</ref>

At present there are more than 1,500 radio stations licensed in Argentina; 260 are ] and 1150 ].{{Fact|date=February 2007}} Radio remains an important medium in Argentina. Music and youth variety programs dominate FM formats; news, debate, and sports are AM radio's primary broadcasts. ] is widespread in the country. Radio still serves a vital service of information, entertainment and even life saving in the most remote communities.

The Argentine television industry is large and diverse, widely viewed in Latin America, and its productions seen around the world. Many local programs are broadcast by networks in other countries, and others have their rights purchased by foreign producers for adaptations in their own markets. Argentina has five major networks. All provincial capitals and other large cities have at least one local station. Argentina boasts the highest penetration of cable and satellite television in Latin America, similar to percentages in North America.<ref> Trends in Latin American networking</ref> Many cable networks operate from Argentina and serve the Spanish-speaking world, including ], ], ] (with the United States and México), MTV Argentina, Cosmopolitan TV, and the news network Todo Noticias.

===Facts===
{{Trivia|date=June 2007}}
* Argentina was the first independent ] in the ] and its Legislature and ruling political party have passed resolutions calling for the national independence of Puerto Rico, which would make it the last independent nation state in Latin America<ref></ref>
* Five different Argentines have won the ] (for Chemistry, Medicine and Peace)<ref></ref>
* The city of ] was the first in South America with electric street illumination.<ref></ref>
* The Buenos Aires ] was the first built in Latin America and the Southern Hemisphere<ref></ref>
* The city of ] is one of the eight wine capitals of the world.<ref></ref>
* Argentines have the highest consumption in the world of ].<ref></ref>

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==See also== ==See also==
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==References==
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For other uses, see Argentina (disambiguation).
Argentine RepublicRepública Argentina
Flag of Argentina Flag Coat of arms of Argentina Coat of arms
Motto: En unión y libertad  (Spanish)
"In Union and Freedom"
Anthem: Himno Nacional Argentino
Location of Argentina
Capitaland largest cityBuenos Aires
Official languagesSpanish
Demonym(s)Argentine
GovernmentFederal republic
• President Néstor Kirchner
• Vice President Daniel Scioli
• Premier Alberto Fernández
Independence from Spain
• May Revolution 25 May 1810
• Declared 9 July 1816
• Recognized 1821 (by Spain)
• Water (%)1.1
Population
• 2006 estimate39,921,833 (30th)
• 2001 census36,260,130
GDP (PPP)2006 estimate
• TotalUS 671.508 billion (2007 (20th)
• Per capitaUS $17,062 (2007) (50th)
GDP (nominal)2005 estimate
• Total$212,702 billion (31th)
• Per capita$5,458 (68rd)
Gini (2003)52.8
high inequality
HDI (2004)Steady 0.863
Error: Invalid HDI value (36th)
CurrencyPeso (ARS)
Time zoneUTC-3 (ART)
• Summer (DST)UTC-3 (not observed)
Calling code54
ISO 3166 codeAR
Internet TLD.ar
Argentina also has a territorial dispute with the United Kingdom over an additional 1,000,000 km² of Antarctica, the Falkland Islands and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands (total area 3,761,274 km² (1,452,236 sq mi).

Argentina, officially the Argentine Republic (Spanish: República Argentina, Template:IPA2, Nación Argentina (Argentine Nation) for many legal purposes), is a South American country, second in size in the continent to Brazil and eighth in the world. Argentina occupies a continental surface area of 2,766,890 km² (1,078,000 sq mi) between the Andes mountain range in the west and the southern Atlantic Ocean in the east and south.

It is bordered by Paraguay and Bolivia in the north, Brazil and Uruguay in the northeast, and Chile in the west and south. The country claims the British controlled territories of the Falkland Islands (Template:Lang-es) and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. Under the name of Argentine Antarctica, it claims 969,464 km² (374,312 sq mi) of Antarctica, overlapping other claims made by Chile and the United Kingdom.

Etymology

"Argentina" derives from the Latin argentum (silver). When the first Spanish conquistadors discovered the Río de la Plata, they named the estuary Mar Dulce ('Sweet Sea', as in a fresh water sea). Indigenous people gave gifts of silver to the survivors of the shipwrecked expedition, who were led by Juan Díaz de Solís. The legend of Sierra del Plata – a mountain rich in silver – reached Spain around 1524, and the name was first seen in print on a Venice map from 1536. The source of the silver was the area where the city of Potosí was to be founded in 1546. An expedition that followed the trail of the silver up the Paraná and Pilcomayo rivers finally reached the source only to find it already claimed by explorers who reached it from Lima, the capital of the Viceroyalty of Peru.

The name Argentina was first used extensively in the 1612 book Historia del descubrimiento, población, y conquista del Río de la Plata (History of the discovery, population, and conquest of the Río de la Plata) by Ruy Díaz de Guzmán, naming the territory Tierra Argentina (Land of Silver). Traditionally, the British English name for the country is "The Argentine", but this is no longer in common use.

History

Río de la Plata aboriginals, as pictured by Hendrick Ottsen (1603).
Main article: History of Argentina

The first signs of human presence in Argentina are located in the Patagonia (Piedra Museo, Santa Cruz), and date from 11,000 BC. Around 1 AD, several maize-based civilizations developed in the Andean region (Santa María, Huarpes, Diaguitas, Sanavirones, among others). In 1480, the Inca Empire under the rule of emperor Pachacutec launched an offensive and conquered present-day northwestern Argentina, integrating it into a region called Collasuyu. In the northeastern area, the Guaraní developed a culture based on yuca and sweet potato. The central and southern areas (Pampas and Patagonia) were dominated by nomadic cultures, unified in the seventeenth century by the Mapuches.

Buenos Aires in 1536.

European explorers arrived in 1516. Spain established a permanent colony on the site of Buenos Aires in 1580; the Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata was created in 1776. During the early part of this period, was largely a country of Spanish immigrants and their descendants, known as criollos, some of them gathered in the Buenos Aires and other cities, others living on the pampas as gauchos. Descendants of African slaves (See:Afro-Argentines} were present in significant numbers. Indigenous peoples inhabited much of the rest of Argentina. In 1806 and 1807 the British Empire launched two invasions to Buenos Aires, but the creole population repelled both attempts. On May 25, 1810, after confirmation of the rumors about the overthrow of King Ferdinand VII by Napoleon, citizens of Buenos Aires took advantage of the situation and created the First Government Junta (May Revolution). Formal independence from Spain was declared on July 9, 1816 in Tucumán.

In 1817, General José de San Martín crossed the Andes to free Chile and Peru, thus eliminating the Spanish threat. Centralist and federalist groups (Spanish: Unitarios and Federales) were in conflict until national unity was established and the constitution promulgated in 1853.

Foreign investment and immigration from Europe led to the adoption of modern agricultural techniques. In the 1880s, the "Conquest of the Desert" subdued or exterminated the remaining indigenous tribes throughout the southern Pampas and Patagonia.

From 1880 to 1945, Argentina enjoyed increasing prosperity, prominence and became one of the top 10 richest countries in the world, through an export-led economy. The population of the country swelled sevenfold. Conservative forces dominated Argentine politics until 1916, when their traditional rivals, the Radicals, won control of the government. The military forced Hipólito Yrigoyen from power in 1930, leading to another decade of Conservative rule. Political change led to the presidency of Juan Perón in 1946, who tried to empower the working class and greatly expanded the number of unionized workers. The Revolución Libertadora of 1955 deposed him.

President Juan Perón (1946).

From the 1950s to 1970s, soft military and weak civilian administrations traded power. During those years the economy grew strongly and poverty declined (to less than 7% in 1975), but became increasingly protectionist. At the same time political violence continued to escalate. In 1973, Perón returned to the presidency, but he died within a year of assuming power. His third wife Isabel, the Vice President, succeeded him in office, but the military coup of March 24, 1976 removed her from office.

The armed forces took power through a junta in charge of the self-appointed National Reorganization Process until 1983. The military government repressed opposition and terrorist leftist groups using harsh illegal measures (the "Dirty War"); thousands of dissidents "disappeared", while the SIDE cooperated with DINA and other South American intelligence agencies, and with the CIA in Operation Condor. Many of the military leaders that took part in the Dirty War were trained in the U.S.-financed School of the Americas, among them Argentine dictators Leopoldo Galtieri and Roberto Viola. The military dictatorship (1976-1983) greatly increased the extent of the country's foreign debt. From that point the economy of the country began to be controlled more and more by the conditions imposed on it by both its creditors and the IMF (International Monetary Fund) with priority given to servicing the repayment of the foreign debt. These and other economic problems, charges of corruption, public revulsion in the face of human rights abuses and, finally, the country's 1982 defeat by the British in the Falklands War discredited the Argentine military regime.

Democracy was restored in 1983. Raúl Alfonsín's Radical government took steps to account for the "disappeared", established civilian control of the armed forces, and consolidated democratic institutions. The members of the three military juntas were prosecuted and sentenced to life terms. Failure to resolve endemic economic problems and an inability to maintain public confidence led to Alfonsín's early departure six months before his term was to be completed.

The 1990’s began with hyperinflation. President Carlos Menem imposed a peso-dollar fixed exchange rate in 1991 to stop hyperinflation and adopted far-reaching market-based policies, dismantling protectionist barriers and business regulations, and implementing a privatization program. These reforms contributed to significant increases in investment and growth with stable prices through most of the 1990s. However, the peso was tied to the dollar at an artificially high rate that could only be maintained by flooding the market with dollars. As a result the foreign debt increased enormously and state companies and services were privatized. The total opening up of the market to foreign goods, which up until then were produced locally, resulted in the collapse of local industry. So while part of the population was saving in dollars, traveling overseas, and purchasing imported and luxury goods cheaply, the rest of the population was experiencing an increase in both poverty and unemployment. The IMF and the world economists praised the liberalization of the Argentine market, and the country was presented as a “model student”. Toward the end of the 1990s, large fiscal deficits and overvaluation of the pegged peso caused a gradual slide into economic crisis. In 1998 a period of profound economic recession began. This was a direct result of the economic measures which dominated the decade of the 90’s and which produced a false sense of stability and well being. By the end of his term in 1999, these accumulating problems and perceived corruption had made Menem unpopular.

Protest against the corralito (2002).

The Menem and de la Rúa administrations faced diminished competitiveness in exports, massive imports which damaged national industry and reduced employment, chronic fiscal and trade deficits, and the contagion of several economic crises. Unemployment reached as high as 25% of the economically active population, and another 15% had only part-time work. The Asian financial crisis in 1998 precipitated an outflow of capital that mushroomed into a recession, and culminated in economic crisis in November of 2001. The governing coalition was forced to undertake a series of measures including the freezing of bank accounts. This was done to halt the flow of capital out of the country and to stem the growing debt crisis. However a climate of popular discontent was unleashed as a result. On the 20th of December 2001 Argentina was thrown into its worst institutional and economic crisis for several decades. There were violent street protests, which brought about clashes with the police and resulted in several fatalities. The increasingly chaotic climate, amidst bloody riots, finally resulted in the resignation of President de la Rúa. The economic crisis accentuated the people’s lack of trust in their politicians. During this time street protests were accompanied by the cry “they all should go.” The "they" referred to the politicians, especially those involved in many reported acts of corruption. They were also accused of dealing fraudulently with public goods and money, without any judicial sanctions in place to curb the corruption.

In two weeks, several presidents followed in quick succession, culminating in Eduardo Duhalde's being appointed interim President of Argentina by the Legislative Assembly on 2 January 2002. Argentina defaulted on its international debt obligations. The peso's near eleven year-old linkage to the United States dollar was abandoned, resulting in major depreciation of the peso and a spike in inflation.

With a more competitive and flexible exchange rate, the country implemented new policies based on re-industrialization, import substitution, increased exports, and consistent fiscal and trade surpluses. By the end of 2002 the economy began to stabilize, mainly thanks to the soybean and other cereals' boom and dirty flotation of the exchange rates. In 2003, Néstor Kirchner was elected president. During Kirchner's presidency, Argentina restructured its defaulted debt with a steep discount (about 66 percent) on most bonds, paid off outstanding debts with the International Monetary Fund, renegotiated contracts with utilities, and nationalized some previously privatized enterprises. Currently, Argentina is enjoying a period of high economic growth and political stability.

Politics

Main article: Politics of Argentina

Government

Argentina's political framework is a federal presidential representative democratic republic, in which the President of Argentina is both head of state and head of government, complemented by a pluriform multi-party system. The current president (2007) is Néstor Kirchner, with Daniel Scioli as vice president.

The Argentine Constitution of 1853 mandates a separation of powers into executive, legislative, and judicial branches at the national and provincial level.

Executive power resides in the President and his cabinet. The President and Vice President are directly elected to four-year terms, limited to two consecutive terms, and the cabinet ministers are appointed by the president.

Legislative power is vested in the bicameral National Congress or Congreso de la Nación, consisting of a Senate (Senado) of seventy-two seats, and a Chamber of Deputies (Cámara de Diputados) of 257 members.

Senators serve six-year terms, with one-third standing for reelection every two years. Members of the Chamber of Deputies are directly elected to four-year term via a system of proportional representation, with half of the members of the lower house being elected every two years. A third of the candidates presented by the parties must be women.

The judiciary is independent of the executive and the legislature. The Argentine Supreme Court of Justice has seven members who are appointed by the President in consultation with the Senate. The rest of the judges are appointed by the Council of Magistrates of the Nation, a secretariat composed of representatives of judges, lawyers, the Congress, and the executive (see Law of Argentina).

Foreign relations

Main article: Foreign relations of Argentina

Argentina is a member of Mercosur, an international bloc which has some legislative supranational functions. Mercosur is composed of five full members: Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay, and Venezuela. It has five associate members without full voting rights: Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru.

Current and former Presidents of Brazil and Argentina on the twentieth anniversary of the Mercosur, including the first President of the current Democratic Period of Argentina, Raúl Alfonsín.

Argentina was the only country from Latin America to participate in the 1991 Gulf War under mandate of the United Nations. It was also the only Latin American country involved in every phase of the Haiti operation. Argentina has contributed worldwide to peacekeeping operations, including in El Salvador-Honduras-Nicaragua, Guatemala, Ecuador-Peru, Western Sahara, Angola, Kuwait, Cyprus, Croatia, Kosovo, Bosnia and Timor Leste. In recognition of its contributions to international security, U.S. President Bill Clinton designated Argentina as a major non-NATO ally in January 1998. In 2005, it was elected as a temporary member of the UN Security Council.

In 1977 – and again as recently as in 2006 – Argentina's Chamber of Deputies unanimously called for Puerto Rico's national independence . Aimed at the United States, this demand has been particularly championed by ex-President Raúl Alfonsín, as well as the current President of Argentina, Néstor Kirchner .

In 1993, Argentina launched the United Nations White Helmets indicative of humanitarian aid.

On November 4-November 5 2005, the Argentine city of Mar del Plata hosted the Fourth Summit of the Americas. This summit was marked by a number of anti-U.S. protests. As of 2006, Argentina has been emphasizing Mercosur as its first international priority; by contrast, during the 1990s, it relied more heavily on its relationship with the United States.

Argentina has long claimed sovereignty over the Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas), the South Shetland Islands, the South Sandwich Islands and almost 1 million km² in Antarctica, between the 25°W and the 74°W meridians and the 60°S parallel. For more than a century, there has been an Argentine presence at the Orcadas Base.

Argentina is a founding signatory and permanent consulting member of the Antarctic Treaty System and the Antarctic Treaty Secretariat is established in Buenos Aires.

Military

Main article: Military of Argentina

Argentina's armed forces are controlled by the Defense Ministry, with the country's President as their Commander-in-Chief. Historically, Argentina's military has been one of the best equipped in the region (for example, developing its own advanced jet fighters as early as the 1950s), but has faced expenditure cutbacks in comparison to other regional militaries. The age of allowable military service is 18 years; there is no obligatory military service and currently no conscription.

The armed forces are composed of a traditional Army, Navy, and Air Force. Controlled by a separate ministry (the Interior Ministry), Argentine territorial waters are patrolled by the Naval Prefecture, and the border regions by the National Gendarmerie; both arms however maintain liaison with the Defense Ministry. Argentina's Armed Forces are currently undertaking major operations in Haiti and Cyprus, in accordance with UN mandates.

Provinces

Provinces of Argentina. Argentina claims the Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas, a UK overseas territory) and a slice of Antarctica, both of which it considers a part of its Tierra del Fuego Province (#23 below).
Main article: Provinces of Argentina See also: Governors in Argentina

Argentina is divided into twenty-three provinces (provincias; singular provincia), and one autonomous city (commonly known as the capital federal, but officially Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires):

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Provinces are divided into smaller secondary units called departamentos ("departments"), of which there are 376 in total. The province of Buenos Aires has 134 similar divisions known as partidos. Departamentos and partidos are further subdivided into municipalities or districts.

In descending order by number of inhabitants, the major cities in Argentina are Buenos Aires, Córdoba, Rosario, Mendoza, Tucumán, La Plata, Mar del Plata, Salta, Santa Fe, San Juan, Resistencia, and Neuquén.

Geography

Topographic map of Argentina (including some territorial claims).
Main article: Geography of Argentina

Main features

The total surface area of Argentina (not including the Antarctic claim), is as follows:

  • Total: 2,766,890 km²
  • Land: 2,736,691 km²
  • Water: 30,200 km²

Argentina is nearly 3,700 km long from north to south, and 1,400 km from east to west (maximum values). It can roughly be divided into four parts: the fertile plains of the Pampas in the center of the country, the source of Argentina's agricultural wealth; the flat to rolling, oil-rich plateau of Patagonia in the southern half down to Tierra del Fuego; the subtropical flats of the Gran Chaco in the north, and the rugged Andes mountain range along the western border with Chile.

The highest point above sea level in Argentina is located in Mendoza. Cerro Aconcagua, at 6,962 meters (22,834 feet), is the highest mountain in the Americas, the Southern, and Western Hemisphere. The lowest point is Laguna del Carbón in Santa Cruz, −105 meters (−344 ft) below sea level. This is also the lowest point on the South American continent. Due to the higher gravity force in Laguna del Carbón, a pendulum clock, if not corrected, will advance 24 seconds a day . The geographic center of the country is located in south-central La Pampa province.

The country has a territorial claim over a portion of Antarctica (unrecognized by any other country), where, from 1904, it has maintained a constant presence.

Geographic regions

Source: CIA Political map of Argentina showing the area it controls. The Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas) are controlled by the United Kingdom but are claimed by Argentina.

The country is traditionally divided into several major geographically distinct regions:

Pampas
The plains west and south from Buenos Aires. Called the Humid Pampa, they cover most of the provinces of Buenos Aires and Córdoba, and big portions of the provinces of Santa Fe and La Pampa. The western part of La Pampa and the province San Luis also have plains (the Dry Pampa), but they are drier and used mainly for grazing. The Sierra de Córdoba in the homonymous province (extending into San Luis), is the most important geographical feature of the pampas.
Gran Chaco
The Gran Chaco region in the north of the country is seasonal dry/wet, mainly cotton growing and livestock raising. It covers the provinces of Chaco and Formosa. It is dotted with subtropical forests, scrubland, and some wetlands, home to a large number of plant and animal species. The province of Santiago del Estero lies in the drier region of the Gran Chaco.
Mesopotamia
The land between the Paraná and Uruguay rivers is called Mesopotamia and it is shared by the provinces of Corrientes and Entre Ríos. It features flatland apt for grazing and plant growing, and the Iberá Wetlands in central Corrientes. Misiones province is more tropical and belongs within the Brazilian Highlands geographic feature. It features subtropical rainforests and the Iguazú Falls.
Patagonia
The steppes of Patagonia, in the provinces of Neuquén, Río Negro, Chubut and Santa Cruz, are of Tertiary origin. Most of the region is semiarid in the north to cold and arid in the far south, but forests grow in its western fringes which are dotted with several large lakes. Tierra del Fuego is cool and wet, moderated by oceanic influences. Northern Patagonia (roughly Río Negro south of the homonymous river, and Neuquén) can also be referred as the Comahue region .
Cuyo
West-central Argentina is dominated by the imposing Andes Mountains. To their east is the arid region known as Cuyo. Melting waters from high in the mountains form the backbone of irrigated lowland oasis, at the center of a rich fruit and wine growing region in Mendoza and San Juan provinces. Further north the region gets hotter and drier with more geographical accidents in La Rioja province.
NOA or Northwest
This region is the highest in average elevation. Several parallel mountain ranges, several of which have peaks higher than 20,000 feet, dominate the area. These ranges grow wider in geographic extent towards the north. They are cut by fertile river valleys, the most important being the Calchaquí Valleys in the provinces of Catamarca, Tucumán, and Salta. Farther north the province of Jujuy near Bolivia lies mainly within the Altiplano plateau of the Central Andes. The Tropic of Capricorn goes through the far north of the region.

Rivers and lakes

Major rivers in Argentina include the Pilcomayo, Paraguay, Bermejo, Colorado, Río Negro, Salado, Uruguay and the largest river, the Paraná. The latter two flow together before meeting the Atlantic Ocean, forming the estuary of the Río de la Plata. Regionally important rivers are the Atuel and Mendoza in the homonymous province, the Chubut in Patagonia, the Río Grande in Jujuy, and the San Francisco River in Salta.

There are several large lakes in Argentina, many of them in Patagonia. Among these are lakes Argentino and Viedma in Santa Cruz, Nahuel Huapi in Río Negro and Fagnano in Tierra del Fuego, and Colhué Huapi and Musters in Chubut. Lake Buenos Aires and O'Higgins/San Martín Lake are shared with Chile. Mar Chiquita, Córdoba, is the largest salt water lake in the country. There are numerous reservoirs created by dams. Argentina features various hot springs, such as those at Termas de Río Hondo with temperatures between 30 °C and 65 °C.

Coastal areas and seas

Argentina has 4,665 kilometers (2,899 mi) of coastline. The continental platform is unusually wide; in Argentina this shallow area of the Atlantic Ocean is called Mar Argentino. The waters are rich in fisheries and suspected of holding important hydrocarbon energy resources. Argentina's coastline varies between areas of sand dunes and cliffs. The two major ocean currents affecting the coast are the warm Brazil Current and the cold Falkland Current (Spanish: corriente antártica o corriente de las Malvinas). Because of the uneveness of the coastal landmass, the two currents alternate in their influence on climate and do not allow temperatures to fall evenly with higher latitude. The southern coast of Tierra del Fuego forms the north shore of the Drake Passage.

Climate

Calchaquí Valleys in the province of Salta.

Because of longitudinal and elevation amplitudes, Argentina is subject to a variety of climates. As a rule, the climate is predominantly temperate with extremes ranging from subtropical in the north to subpolar in the far south. The north of the country is characterized by very hot, humid summers with mild drier winters, and is subject to periodic droughts. Central Argentina has hot summers with thunderstorms (in western Argentina producing some of the world's largest hail), and cool winters. The southern regions have warm summers and cold winters with heavy snowfall, especially in mountainous zones. Higher elevations at all latitudes experience cooler conditions.

The hottest and coldest temperature extremes recorded in South America have occurred in Argentina. A record high temperature of 49.1°C (120.4 °F), was recorded at Villa de María, Córdoba on January 2 1920. The lowest temperature recorded was −39.0 °C (−38.2 °F) at Valle de los Patos Superior, San Juan, July 17 1972.

Major winds in Argentina include the cool Pampero blowing on the flat plains of Patagonia and the Pampas after a cold front; the Viento Norte, a warm wind that can blow from the north in mid and late winter creating mild conditions; and the Zonda, a hot and dry wind (see also Föhn wind), affecting west-central Argentina. Squeezed of all moisture during the 6,000 meter descent from the Andes, Zonda winds can blow for hours with gusts up to 120 km/h, fueling wildfires and causing damage. When the Zonda blows (June-November), snowstorms and blizzard (viento blanco) conditions usually affect the higher elevations.

The Sudestada (literally "southeaster") could be considered similar to the Noreaster, though snowfall is rarely involved (but is not unprecedented). Both are associated with a deep winter low pressure system. The sudestada usually moderates cold temperatures but brings very heavy rains, rough seas, and coastal flooding. It is most common in late autumn and winter along the coasts of central Argentina and in the Río de la Plata estuary.

The southern regions, particularly the far south, experience long periods of daylight from November to February (up to nineteen hours), and extended nights from May to August. All of Argentina uses UTC-3 time zone. The country does not observe daylight saving time.

Extremities

Argentina's eastermost continental point is northeast of the town of Bernardo de Irigoyen, Misiones (26°15′S 53°38′W / 26.250°S 53.633°W / -26.250; -53.633), the westernmost in the Mariano Moreno Range in Santa Cruz (49°33′S 73°35′W / 49.550°S 73.583°W / -49.550; -73.583). The northernmost point is located at the confluence of the Grande de San Juan and Mojinete rivers, Jujuy (21°46′S 66°13′W / 21.767°S 66.217°W / -21.767; -66.217), and the southernmost is Cape San Pío in Tierra del Fuego (55°03′S 66°31′W / 55.050°S 66.517°W / -55.050; -66.517).

Enclaves and exclaves

There is one Argentine exclave, the Martín García Island (co-ordinates 34°11′S 58°15′W / 34.183°S 58.250°W / -34.183; -58.250). It is near the confluence of the Paraná and Uruguay rivers, a kilometer (0.62 mi) inside Uruguayan waters, and 3.5 kilometres (2.1 mi) from the Uruguayan coastline near the small town of Martín Chico (itself halfway between Nueva Palmira and Colonia del Sacramento).

An agreement reached by Argentina and Uruguay in 1973 reaffirmed Argentine jurisdiction over the island, ending a century-old dispute. Under the terms of the agreement, Martín García is to be devoted exclusively as a natural preserve. Its area is about 2 square kilometres (500 acres), and its population is about 200 people.

Flora and fauna

Flora

The ceibo is Argentina's national flower.

Subtropical plants dominate the north, part of the Gran Chaco region of South America. The genus Dalbergia of trees is well disseminated with representatives like the Brazilian Rosewood and the quebracho tree; also predominant are white and black algarrobo trees (prosopis alba and prosopis nigra). Savannah-like areas exist in the drier regions nearer the Andes. Acquatic plants thrive in the wetlands dotting the region.

In central Argentina the humid pampas are a true tallgrass prairie ecosystem. The original pampa had virtually no trees; today along roads or in towns and country estates (estancias), some imported species like the American sycamore or eucalyptus are present. The only tree-like plant native to the pampa is the ombú, an evergreen. The surface soils of the pampa are a deep black color, primarily humus, known commonly as compost. It is this which makes the region one of the most agriculturaly productive on Earth. However, this is also responsible for decimating much of the original ecosystem, to make way for commercial agriculture. The western pampas receive less rainfall, this dry pampa is a plain of short grasses or steppe.

Most of Patagonia in the south lies within the rain shadow of the Andes. The flora, shrubby bushes and plants, is well suited to withstand dry conditions. The soil is hard and rocky, making large-scale farming impossible except along river valleys. Coniferous forests grow in far western Patagonia and on the island of Tierra del Fuego. Conifers native to the region include alerce (Fitzroya cupressoides), ciprés de la cordillera (Austrocedrus chilensis), ciprés de las guaitecas (Pilgerodendron uviferum), huililahuán (Podocarpus nubigenus), lleuque (Prumnopitys andina), mañío hembra (Saxegothaea conspicua), and pehuén (Araucaria araucana), while native broadleaf trees include several species of Nothofagus including coigüe or coihue, lenga (Nothofagus pumilio), ñire (Nothofagus Antarctica). Other introduced trees present in forestry plantations include spruce, cypress, and pine. Common plants are the copihue and colihue (Chusquea culeou).

In Cuyo, semiarid thorny bushes and other xerophile plants abound. Along the many river oasis, grasses and trees grow in significant numbers. The area presents optimal conditions for the large scale growth of grape vines. In the northwest of Argentina there are many species of cacti. In the highest elevations (often above 4,000mts), no vegetation grows due to the extreme altitude, and the soils are virtually devoid of any plant life.

The ceibo flower, of the tree Erythrina crista-galli, is the national flower of Argentina.

Fauna

See also: List of national parks of Argentina
The puma inhabits the northeast of the country.

Many species live in the subtropical north. Big cats like the jaguar, cougar, and ocelot; primates (howler monkey); large reptiles (crocodiles), and a species of caiman. Other animals include the tapir, capybara, anteater, ferret, raccoon, and various species of turtle and tortoise. There are many birds, notably hummingbirds, flamingos, toucans, and parrots.

The hornero is one of the national emblems of Argentina.

The central grasslands are populated by the armadillo, pampas cat, and the rhea (ñandú), a flightless bird. Hawks, falcons, herons, partridges inhabit the region. There are also deer and foxes. Some of these species extend into Patagonia.

The western mountains are home to different animals. These include the llama, guanaco, vicuña, among the most recognizable species of South America. Also in this region are the fox, Andean Cat, and the largest flying bird in the New World, the condor.

Southern Argentina is home to the cougar, huemul, pudú (the world's smallest deer), and wild boar. The coast of Patagonia is rich in animal life: elephant seals, fur seals, sea lions, and species of penguin. The far south is populated by cormorant birds.

The territorial waters of Argentina have abundant ocean life; mammals such as dolphins, orcas, and whales like the southern right whale, a major tourist draw for naturalists. Sea fish include sardines, argentine hakes, dolphinfish, salmon, and sharks; also present are squid and spider crab (centolla) in Tierra del Fuego. Rivers and streams in Argentina have many species of trout and the South American dorado fish. Outstanding snake species inhabiting Argentina include boa constrictors, and the very venomous yacará pit viper and South American rattle snake.

The Hornero was elected the National Bird after a survey in 1928.

Economy

Contemporary developments

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Current Argentine peso bills.
Main article: Economy of Argentina

Argentina benefits from abundant natural resources, a highly literate population, an export-oriented agricultural sector, and a diversified industrial base. The country once had a large middle class compared to other Latin American countries, but this segment of the population has been decimated by a succession of economic crises. Today, while a significant segment of the population is still financially well-off, they stand in sharp contrast with the millions who have seen their purchasing power drastically reduced. Since 2002, there has been an improvement in the situation of the poorer sectors and a strong rebound of the middle class.

From the late 1970s the country piled up public debt and was plagued by bouts of high inflation. In 1991, the government pegged the peso to the U.S. dollar and limited the growth in the money supply. It then embarked on a path of trade liberalization, deregulation and privatization. Inflation dropped and gross domestic product grew, but external economic shocks and failures of the system diluted benefits, causing the economy to crumble slowly from 1995 until the collapse in 2001.

By 2002, Argentina had defaulted on its debt, its GDP had shrunk, unemployment was more than 25%, and the peso had depreciated 75% after being devalued and floated. However, careful spending control and heavy taxes on then-soaring exports allowed the state to regain resources and conduct monetary policy.

Hilton Hotel to the right of River View Towers, Buenos Aires.

In 2003, import substitution policies and soaring exports, coupled with lower inflation and expansive economic measures, triggered a surge in the GDP. This was repeated in 2004 and 2005, creating millions of jobs and encouraging internal consumption. Capital flight decreased, and foreign investment slowly returned. An influx of foreign currency from exports created a huge trade surplus. The Central Bank was forced to buy dollars from the market, and continues to do so from time to time to prevent the Argentine peso from appreciating significantly and cutting competitiveness.

The situation by 2006 was further improved. The economy grew 8.8% in 2003, 9.0% in 2004, 9.2% in 2005 and 2006 was on the same track (predictions are between 8.5% and 9.0%), though inflation, estimated at around 10 to 12%, has become an issue again, and income distribution is still considerably unequal.

Sectors

Calatrava's Women's Bridge in Puerto Madero.
See also: Tourism in Argentina

In 2004, agricultural output accounted for 11% of GDP, and one third of all exports. Soy and vegetable oils are major export commodities at 24% of exports. Wheat, maize, oats, sorghum, and sunflower seeds totalled 8%. Cattle is also a major industry. Beef, milk, leather products, and cheese were 6% of total exports. Sheep and wool industries are important in Patagonia, pigs and caprines elsewhere.

Fruits and vegetables made up 3% of exports: apples and pears in the Río Negro valley; oranges and other citrus in the northwest and Mesopotamia; grapes and strawberries in Cuyo, and berries in the far south. Cotton and yerba mate are major crops in the Gran Chaco, sugarcane and tobacco in the northwest, and olives and garlic in Cuyo. Bananas (Formosa), tomatoes (Salta), and peaches (Mendoza) are grown for domestic consumption. Argentina is the world's fifth-largest wine producer, and fine wine production has taken major leaps in quality. A growing export, total viticulture potential is far from met. Mendoza is the largest wine region, followed by San Juan.

Industrial petrochemicals, oil, and natural gas are Argentina's second group of exports, 20% of totals. The most important oil fields lie in Patagonia and Cuyo. An impressive network of pipelines send raw product to Bahia Blanca, center of the petrochemical industry, and to the La Plata-Rosario industrial belt. Coal is also mined.

Mining is a rising industry. The northwest and San Juan Province are main regions of activity. Metals mined include gold, silver, zinc, magnesium, copper, sulfur, tungsten and uranium. In only ten years exports soared from US$ 200 million to 1.2 billion in 2004, 3% of total.. Estimates for 2006 are US$ 2bn, a 10 fold rise from 1996.

In fisheries, argentine hake accounts for 50% of catches, pollack and squid follow. Forestry has expanded in Mesopotamia; elm for cellulose, pine and eucalyptus for furniture, timber, and paper products. Both sectors each account for 2% of exports.

The Yacyretá Dam hydroelectric complex is the second largest in the world.

Manufacturing is the nation's leading single sector in GDP output, with 35% of the share. Leading sectors are motor vehicles, auto parts, and transportation and farming equipment (7% of exports), iron and steel (3%), foodstuffs and textiles (2%). Other manufactures include cement, industrial chemicals, home appliances, and processed wood. The biggest industrial centers are Buenos Aires, Rosario and Córdoba.

The service sector is the biggest contributor to total GDP. Argentina produces energy in large part through well developed hydroelectric resources; nuclear energy is also of high importance. The country is one of the largest producers and exporters (with Canada and Russia) of Cobalt-60, a radioactive isotope widely used in cancer therapy. Telecommunications is extremely strong, with an important penetration of mobile telephony (75% of population) and internet (30%) and broadband services (3%) have been expanding rapidly. Regular telephone (85% of households) and mail are robust. Construction has led employment creation in the current economic expansion, and is 5% of GDP.

Tourism is increasingly important, now providing 7% of economic output. Argentines are traveling more within their borders, and foreigners are flocking to a country seen as affordable, safe, and incredibly diverse: Cosmopolitan Buenos Aires and Rosario; the incomparable Iguazu Falls and colonial Salta; the South American indigenous Jujuy Province and fun-filled Córdoba; the wineries of Mendoza; the ski-suitable scenic Bariloche to the beaches of Pinamar; and Perito Moreno Glacier to legendary Tierra del Fuego. 3.7 million tourists visited in 2005.

Transportation

Main article: Transportation in Argentina
A cargo ship in front of the Rosario-Victoria Bridge.

Argentina's highway system is well-developed and paved roads reach all corners of the country. There are nearly 640,000 kilometers of highways and roads (with many privatized roads as well). Multilane highways now connect several main cities and more are now under construction.

The railway network was one of the largest in the world, at over 40,000 kilometers of tracks. After decades of decaying service and lack of maintenance, most passenger services shut down in 1992 when the rail company was privatized, and thousands of kilometers of track are now in disrepair. Railway services are currently being reactivated among several cities.

The country has around 3,000 kilometers of waterways, the most significant among these being the Río de la Plata, Paraná, Uruguay, and Paraguay rivers.

Water supply and sanitation

Water supply and sanitation in Argentina faces five key challenges: (i) low coverage with higher levels of service provision for its income level; (ii) poor service quality; and (iii) high levels of pollution; (iv) low cost recovery; and (v) unclear allocation of responsibilities between institutions in the sector.

Population

Contemporary figures

The National Institute of Statistics and Census of Argentina (INDEC) 2001 census showed the population of Argentina was 36,260,130. It ranks third in South America in total population and 30th globally. The 2005 estimate is for a population of 38,747,000. Argentina's population density is 14 inhabitants per square kilometer. However, the population is not evenly distributed: areas of the city of Buenos Aires have a population density of over 14,000 inhab./km², while Santa Cruz province has less than 1 inhab./km². Argentina is the only nation in South America with a net positive migration rate, of about +0.4 persons.

Cities and metropolitan areas

Oroño Boulevard, Rosario

As of 2005, Argentina's fifteen largest metropolitan areas are:

Rank City Province Population Region
1 Buenos Aires (city and province) 19,251,433 Pampean
2 Córdoba Córdoba 1,513,200 Pampean
3 Rosario Santa Fe 1,295,100 Pampean
4 Mendoza Mendoza 1,009,100 Cuyo
5 La Plata Buenos Aires 857,800 Pampean
6 San Miguel de Tucumán  Tucumán 833,100  NOA (northwest) 
7 Mar del Plata Buenos Aires 699,600 Pampean
8 Salta Salta 531,400 NOA (northwest)
9 Santa Fe Santa Fe 524,300 Pampean
10 San Juan San Juan 456,400 Cuyo
11 Resistencia Chaco 399,800 Gran Chaco
12 Neuquén Neuquén 391,600 Patagonian
13 Santiago del Estero Santiago del Estero  389,200 Gran Chaco
14 Corrientes Corrientes 332,400 Mesopotamia
15 Bahía Blanca Buenos Aires 310,200 Pampean

Demographics

Main article: Demographics of Argentina

Like most nations in the Americas, Argentine ethnography is also characterized by being the melting pot of different peoples both autochthonous and immigrants, but unlike most other Latin American nations (with the exception of Uruguay), citizens of European descent make up the great majority of the population, the estimations of which vary from 85 to 97 per cent of total population. The last national census, based on self-ascription, indicated a similar figure. However, in a similar pattern as in the United States, the Amerindian admixture, though not fully visible in physical appearance, has been estimated to be present in a high percentage of the population, close to 56 per cent, of which 10 per cent were shown to be fully Amerindian.

After the regimented Spanish colonists, waves of European settlers came to Argentina from the late nineteenth to mid-twentieth centuries. Major contributors included Italy (initially from Piedmont, Veneto and Lombardy, later from Campania and Calabria),, Spain (foremost among them Galicians and Basques), and France (mostly to Buenos Aires and Mendoza). Smaller but significant numbers of immigrants came from Germany and Switzerland (to the Lakes Region of Patagonia; and to Córdoba), Scandinavia, (Denmark, Norway and Sweden), Greece, Lebanon, the United Kingdom and Ireland (to Buenos Aires, Santa Fé, and Patagonia; see also English settlement in Argentina), and Portugal. Eastern Europeans were also numerous, from Poland, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, Croatia and Lithuania, as well as Balkan countries (Romania and Montenegro, particularly in Chaco). There is a large Armenian community, and the Patagonian Chubut Valley has a significant Welsh-descended population. Smaller waves of settlers from Australia, South Africa and the United States are recorded in Argentine immigration records.

The majority of Argentina's Jewish community derives from immigrants of north and eastern European origin (Ashkenazi Jews), and about 15–20% from Sephardic groups from Syria. Argentina is home to the fifth largest Ashkenazi Jewish community in the world. (See also History of the Jews in Argentina) <.

Minorities

See also: Welsh settlement in Argentina and Asian-Argentines

In recent decades, especially during the 1990s, there has been an influx of immigrants from neighboring countries, principally Paraguay, Bolivia, and Peru.

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An Argentine gaucho.

Small but growing numbers of people from East Asia have also settled Argentina, mainly in Buenos Aires. The first Asian-Argentines were of Japanese descent; Koreans, Vietnamese, and Chinese followed, now at over 60,000.

Argentina has a large Arab community, made up mostly of immigrants from Syria and Lebanon. Many have gained prominent status in national business and politics, including former president Carlos Menem, the son of Syrian settlers from the province of La Rioja. Most of the Arab Argentines are Christian of the Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholic Churches.

The officially recognized indigenous population in the country, according to the "Complementary Survey of Indigenous Peoples" based on 2001 Census data, stands at approximately 402,921 people (about 1 percent of the total population)

Illegal immigrants

Illegal immigration has been a relatively important factor in recent Argentine demographics. Most illegal immigrants come from Bolivia and Paraguay, countries which border Argentina to the north. Smaller numbers arrive from Peru, Ecuador, Romania, and the People's Republic of China. The Argentine government estimates that 750,000 inhabitants lack official documents and has launched a program called Patria Grande ("Greater Homeland"), to encourage illegal immigrants to regularize their status; so far some 200,000 applications have been processed under the program.

Urbanization

Government house of Tucumán.
Beach on the Atlantic Ocean, Mar del Plata.
Main article: List of cities in Argentina

Argentina's population is very highly urbanized. About 3.53 million people live in the autonomous city of Buenos Aires, and 12.4 million in Greater Buenos Aires (2007), making it one of the largest urban conglomerates in the world. Together with their respective metropolitan areas, the second- and third-largest cities in Argentina, Córdoba and Rosario, comprise about 1.3 and 1.1 million inhabitants respectively.

Most European immigrants to Argentina settled in the cities, which offered jobs, education, and other opportunities that enabled newcomers to enter the middle class. Many also settled in the growing small towns along the expanding railway system. Since the 1930s, many rural workers have moved to the big cities.

The 1990s saw many rural towns become ghost towns when train services ceased and local products manufactured on a small scale were replaced by massive amounts of cheap imported goods. Many slums (villas miseria) sprouted in the outskirts of the largest cities, inhabited by impoverished lower-class urban dwellers, migrants from smaller towns in the interior, and also a large number of immigrants from neighbouring countries that came during the time of the convertibility and did not leave after the 2001 crisis.

Argentina's urban areas have a European look, reflecting the influence of European settlers. Many cities are built in a Spanish-grid style around a main square (plaza). A cathedral and important government buildings often face the plaza. The general layout of the cities is called a damero, or checkerboard, since it is based on a pattern of square blocks, though modern developments sometimes depart from it (the city of La Plata, built at the end of the nineteenth century, is organized as a checkerboard plus diagonal avenues at fixed intervals). The El Faro Towers, show the modern architecture for urbanization.

Culture

European and modern styles in Buenos Aires.
Main article: Culture of Argentina

Argentine culture has been primarily informed and influenced by its European roots. Buenos Aires, considered by many its cultural capital, is often said to be the most European city in South America, as a result both of the prevalence of people of European descent and of conscious imitation of European styles in architecture. The other big influence is the gauchos and their traditional country lifestyle of self-reliance. Finally, indigenous American traditions (like mate tea drinking) have been absorbed into the greater cultural realm.

Literature

Main article: Argentine literature

Argentina has a rich history of world-renowned literature, including one of the twentieth century's most critically acclaimed writers, Jorge Luis Borges. The country has been a leader in Latin American literature since becoming a fully united entity in the 1850s, with a strong constitution and a defined nation-building plan. The struggle between the Unitarians (who favored a loose confederation of provinces based on rural conservatism) and the Federalists (pro-liberalism and advocates of a strong federal government that would encourage European immigration), set the tone for Argentine literature of the time.

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José Hernández was the author of the epic tale The Gaucho Martín Fierro.

The ideological divide between gaucho epic Martín Fierro by José Hernández, and Facundo by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento, is a great example. Hernández, although a federalist, opposed to the centralizing, modernizing, and Europeanizing tendencies. Sarmiento wrote immigration was the only way to save Argentina from becoming subject to the rule of a small number of dictatorial caudillo families, arguing such immigrants would make Argentina more modern and enlightened to Western European thought, and therefore a more prosperous society.

Argentine literature of that period was fiercely nationalist. It was followed by the modernist movement, which emerged in France in the late nineteenth century, and this period in turn was followed by vanguardism, with Ricardo Güiraldes as an important reference. Jorge Luis Borges, its most acclaimed writer, found new ways of looking at the modern world in metaphor and philosophical debate, and his influence has extended to writers all over the globe. Borges is most famous for his works in short stories such as Ficciones and The Aleph.

Argentina has produced many more internationally noted writers, poets, and intellectuals: Juan Bautista Alberdi, Roberto Arlt, Enrique Banchs, Adolfo Bioy Cásares, Eugenio Cambaceres, Julio Cortázar, Esteban Echeverría, Leopoldo Lugones, Eduardo Mallea, Ezequiel Martínez Estrada, Tomás Eloy Martínez, Victoria Ocampo, Manuel Puig, Ernesto Sabato, Osvaldo Soriano, Alfonsina Storni, and María Elena Walsh. Quino (born Joaquin Salvador Lavado), has entertained readers the world over, while dipping into the events of modern times, with soup-hating Mafalda and her comic strip gang.

Film and theater

The Nueve de Julio Avenue, the world's widest street. Its name honors Argentine Independence Day (July 9 1816).
Main article: Cinema of Argentina

Argentina is a major producer of motion pictures. The world's first animated feature films were made and released in Argentina, by cartoonist Quirino Cristiani, in 1917 and 1918. Argentine cinema enjoyed a 'golden age' in the 1930s through the 1950s with scores of productions, many now considered classics of Spanish-language film. The industry produced actors who became the first movie stars of Argentine cinema, often tango performers such as Libertad Lamarque, Floren Delbene, Tito Lusiardo, Tita Merello, Roberto Escalada, and Hugo del Carril.

More recent films from the "New Wave" of cinema since the 1980s have achieved worldwide recognition, such as The Official Story (La historia official), Nine Queens (Nueve reinas), Man Facing Southeast (Hombre mirando al sudeste), Son of the Bride (El hijo de la novia), The Motorcycle Diaries (Diarios de motocicleta), or Iluminados por el fuego. Although rarely rivaling Hollywood-type movies in popularity, local films are released weekly and widely followed in Argentina and internationally. Even low-budget films have earned prizes in cinema festivals (such as Cannes). The city of Mar del Plata organizes its own film festival, while Buenos Aires has its independent cinema counterpart. The per capita number of screens is one of the highest in Latin America, and viewing per capita is the highest in the region. A new generation of Argentine directors has caught the attention of critics worldwide. Additionally, Argentina is a major center of cinema, it is compared to other European countries in terms of people who attend movie theaters. An Example of this was Spider-Man 3 which took in 466,586 the first day a record in Argentina. In Italy it took in 400,000 and Germany 486,571, breaking all records for first day release.

Buenos Aires is one of the great capitals of theater. Besides the Teatro Colón (one of the great opera houses of the world), with its program of national and international caliber, Calle Corrientes, or Corrientes Avenue, is synonymous with the art. It is dubbed 'the street that never sleeps', and sometimes referred to as the Broadway of Buenos Aires. Many great careers in acting, music, and film have begun in its many theaters. The Teatro General San Martín is one of the most prestigious along Corrientes Avenue; the Teatro Nacional Cervantes is designated the national theater of Argentina. Another important theater is the Independencia in Mendoza. Florencio Sanchez and Griselda Gambaro are famous Argentine playwrights. Julio Bocca is one of the great ballet dancers of the modern era.

Cinema of Argentina
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Painting and sculpture

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Día de Sol (Sunny Day, 1958) by Benito Quinquela Martín.

Perhaps one of the most enigmatic figures of Argentine culture is Oscar Agustín Alejandro Schulz Solari, aka Xul Solar, whose watercolor style and unorthodox painting media draws large crowds at museums worldwide; he also 'invented' two imaginary languages. The works of Candido Lopez (in Naïve art style), Emilio Pettoruti (cubist), Antonio Berni (neo-figurative style), Fernando Fader, and Guillermo Kuitca are appreciated internationally.

Benito Quinquela Martín is considered to be the quintesennial 'port' painter, to which the city of Buenos Aires and particularly the working class and immigrant-bound La Boca neighborhood, was excellently suited for. Lucio Fontana and Leon Ferrari are acclaimed sculptors and conceptual artists. Ciruelo is a world-wide famous fantasy artist and sculptor.

Food and drink

Asado
Main article: Cuisine of Argentina

Argentine food is influenced by cuisine from Spain, Italy, Germany, France and other European countries, and many foods from those countries such as pasta, sausages, and desserts are common in the nation's diet. Argentina has a wide variety of staple foods, which include empanadas, a stuffed pastry; locro, a mixture of corn, beans, meat, bacon, onion, and gourd; and chorizo, a meat-based spicy sausage. The Argentine barbecue, asado, is one of the most famous in the world and includes various types of meats, among them chorizo, sweetbread, chitterlings, and blood sausage. Thin sandwiches, sandwiches de miga, are also popular. Since the country is an important wine producer, the yearly per capita consumption of wine is among the highest worldwide (Malbec has become a representative variety from Argentina). Also, a common custom among Argentines is drinking mate. Dulce de Leche is a famous sweet caramel spread.

Sports

See also: List of Argentines

Football (soccer) is the most popular sport in Argentina, whose national team is twice FIFA World Cup Champion and one-time Olympic Gold medalist (also fourteen-time Copa América winners).

Also widespread are volleyball and basketball; a number of basketball players participate in the NBA and European leagues, and the national team won Olympic Gold in the Athens Olympics. Argentina has an important rugby union team, "Los Pumas" (see Argentina national rugby union team), with many of its players playing in Europe. Argentine tennis is very competitive on the world stage, with dozens of players, male and female, in active tour.

Other popular sports include field hockey (the top female sport, see Las Leonas), golf, and sailing. Argentina has the highest number of highly-ranked polo players in the world and the national squad has been the uninterrupted world champion ever since 1949. The Open Polo Championship of Buenos Aires is the most important polo-related event in the world. Cricket and baseball are played in a most limited fashion, as well as the Gridiron.

Motorsports are well represented in Argentina, with Turismo Carretera and TC 2000 being the most popular car racing formats. People all over the country enjoy the races, but it is most fervently followed in small towns and rural Argentina, attracting a rather similar demographic as NASCAR in the United States. The Rally Argentina is part of the World Rally Championship (currently held in Córdoba Province). In Formula 1 racing, the country produced one world champion (Juan Manuel Fangio, five times) and two runners-up (Froilán González and Carlos A. Reutemann, once each).

The official national sport of the country is pato, played with a six-handle ball on horseback.

Famous Argentines in sport include:

Formula 1 Five-time World Champion Juan Manuel Fangio
Football Diego Maradona · Alfredo Di Stéfano · Amadeo Carrizo · Gabriel Batistuta · Lionel Messi · Hernan Crespo  · Carlos Tevez  ·
Tennis Guillermo Vilas · Gabriela Sabatini · David Nalbandian
Golf Roberto DeVicenzo · Ángel Cabrera
Basketball Marcelo Milanesio · Manu Ginobili · Andrés Nocioni · Walter Herrmann · Carlos Delfino
Field hockey Luciana Aymar
Rugby Union Hugo Porta · Agustin Pichot · Juan Martin Hernandez · Felipe Contepomi · Mario Ledesma
Boxing Carlos Monzón · Pascual Pérez · Nicolino Locche
Polo Heguy family · Novillo Astrada family

Music

Main article: Music of Argentina

Tango, the music and lyrics (often sung in a form of slang called lunfardo), is Argentina's musical symbol. The Milonga dance was a predecessor, slowly evolving into modern tango. By the 1930s, tango had changed from a dance focused music to one of lyric and poetry, with singers like Carlos Gardel, Roberto Goyeneche, Hugo del Carril, Tita Merello, and Edmundo Rivero. The golden age of tango (1930 to mid-1950s) mirrored that of Jazz and Swing in the United States, featuring large orchestral groups too, like the bands of Osvaldo Pugliese, Anibal Troilo, Francisco Canaro, and Juan D'Arienzo. After 1955 tango turned more intellectual and listener-oriented, led by Astor Piazzolla. Today tango has worldwide popularity, and the rise of neo-tango is a global phenomenon with groups like Tanghetto, Bajofondo and Gotan Project.

Argentine rock, called rock nacional, is the most popular music among youth. Arguably the most listened form of Spanish-language rock, its influence and success internationally owes to a rich, uninterrupted evolution. Bands such as Soda Stereo or Sumo, and composers like Charly García, Luis Alberto Spinetta, and Fito Páez are referents of national culture. Mid 1960s Buenos Aires and Rosario were cradles of the music, and by 1970 Argentine rock was established among middle class youth (see Almendra, Sui Generis, Pappo, Crucis). Seru Giran bridged the gap into the 1980s, when Argentine bands became popular across Latin America and elsewhere (Enanitos Verdes, Fabulosos Cadillacs, Virus, Andres Calamaro). There are many sub-genres: underground, pop oriented, and some associated with the working class (La Renga, Attaque 77, Divididos, Los Redonditos). Current popular bands include: Babasonicos, Rata Blanca, El Otro Yo, Attaque 77, Bersuit, Los Piojos, Intoxicados, Catupecu Machu, and Miranda!.

European classical music is well represented in Argentina. Buenos Aires is home to the world-renowned Colón Theater. Classical musicians, such as Eduardo Alonso-Crespo, Martha Argerich, Daniel Barenboim, Eduardo Delgado, Lalo Schiffrin, and classical composers such as Alberto Ginastera, are internationally acclaimed. All major cities in Argentina have impressive theaters or opera houses, and provincial or city orchestras. Some cities have annual events and important classical music festivals like Semana Musical Llao Llao in San Carlos de Bariloche and the multitudinous Amadeus in Buenos Aires.

Argentine folk music is uniquely vast. Beyond dozens of regional dances, a national folk style emerged in the 1930s. Perón's Argentina would give rise to Nueva Canción, as artists began expressing in their music objections to political themes. Atahualpa Yupanqui, the greatest Argentine folk musician, and Mercedes Sosa would be defining figures in shaping Nueva Canción, gaining worldwide popularity in the process. The style found a huge reception in Chile, where it took off in the 1970s and went on to influence the entirety of Latin American music. Today, Chango Spasiuk and Soledad Pastorutti have brought folk back to younger generations. Leon Gieco's folk-rock bridged the gap between argentine folklore and argentine rock, introducing both styles to millions overseas in successive tours.

Other notable musicians include Gato Barbieri with his seductive saxophone and free jazz compositions, and Jaime Torres and his spacious andean music.

Religion

The Cathedral of Córdoba, dating back to the seventeenth century.
Main article: Religion in Argentina See also: State-Church relations in Argentina

Argentines are predominantly religious. Around 93% declare themselves Roman Catholic according to different surveys, though most are not practicing; the Church estimates an affiliation of 70%. According to the Constitution, the Argentine government should support Roman Catholicism. However, this does not imply that it is the official religion of the Argentine Republic, nor does it imply that people working in the government should have this faith.

Evangelical churches have gained a foothold in Argentina since the 1980s, and their followers now number more than 3.5 million, about 10% of the total population. Traditional Protestant communities are present in most communities.

Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) number over 330,300, the seventh-largest concentration in the world are also present.

The country also hosts the largest Jewish population in all of Latin America, about 2 percent of the population.

Islam in Argentina constitutes approximately 1.5% of the population, or an estimated 500,000-600,000 (93% Sunni). Argentina is also home to one of the largest mosques in Latin America, serving Argentina's Muslim community.

Approximately 7% of Argentines can be considered non-religious or secular.

Language

See also: Languages of Argentina and List of indigenous languages in Argentina

The official language of Argentina is Spanish, usually called "Castellano" (Castilian) by Argentines.

Argentines are the largest Spanish-speaking society that universally employs what is known as voseo (the use of the pronoun vos instead of (you), which occasions the use of alternate verb forms as well). The most prevalent dialect is Rioplatense, whose speakers are primarily located in the basin of the Río de la Plata.

Some indigenous communities have retained their original languages. Guaraní is spoken by some in the northeast, especially in Corrientes (where it enjoys official status) and Misiones. Quichua is spoken by some in the northwest, and has a local variant in Santiago del Estero. Aymara is spoken by members of the Bolivian community who migrated to Argentina from Bolivia.

In Patagonia there are several Welsh-speaking communities.

According to a survey, there are around 1,500,000 Italian speakers and 1,000,000 speakers of Levantine Arabic, but these numbers are probably no longer current, as the newer generations mostly switch to Spanish and do not speak the ancestral language in the home. The same phenomenon applies to the Galician language that was used by many Spanish immigrants, Yiddish, and Japanese. The usage of these languages is in decline, as the respective immigration waves ended in the first half of the 20th century.

More recent immigrants have brought Chinese and Korean, mostly to Buenos Aires. English, German, Brazilian Portuguese and French are also spoken in smaller extents. English is the most common languages tought at schools, with Portuguese and French far behind.

Education

After independence, Argentina constructed a national public education system in comparison to other nations, placing the country high up in the global rankings of literacy. Today the country has a literacy rate of 97.5%

The ubiquitous white uniform of Argentine school children; it is a national symbol of learning.

School attendance is compulsory between the ages of 5 and 17. The Argentine school system consists of a primary or lower school level lasting six or seven years, and a secondary or high school level of between five to six years. In the 1990s, the system was split into different types of high school instruction, called Educacion Secundaria and the Polimodal. Some provinces adopted the Polimodal while others did not. A project in the Executive to repeal this measure and return to a more traditional secondary level system was approved in 2006. President Domingo Faustino Sarmiento is overwhelmingly credited in pushing and implementing a free, modern education system in Argentina. The 1918 University reform shaped the current tripartite representation of most public universities.

Education is funded by tax payers at all levels except for the majority of graduate studies. There are many private school institutions in the primary, secondary and university levels. Around 11.1 million people were enrolled in formal education of some kind:

  • 9,551,728 people attended either kindergarten, primary (lower school), or secondary (high school) establishments
  • 494,461 people attended non-university level establishments (such as training or technical schools)
  • 1,125,257 people attended colleges or universities

Education in public schools (primary, secondary and tertiary) is free. Public education, which was perceived to be of the best quality during the mid 20th century, is now often perceived to be bad and in continuous decline due to lack of funding. This has helped private education to flourish, albeit it has also caused an imbalance in terms of who can afford it (usually middle and upper classes), as often private schools have no scholarship systems in place.

There are thirty-five public universities across the country, as well as several private. The Universities of Buenos Aires (the largest one, has 300.000 students), Córdoba (110.000 students), Rosario (75.000 students), La Plata (75.000 students) and UTN (National Technological University, 70.000 students) are among the most important. Public universities faced cutbacks in spending during the 1980s and 1990s, which led to a decline in overall quality.

Two Argentine universities were found in 2006 to be among the 300 best of the world, the most distinguished being the University of Buenos Aires at number 276.

Holidays

Main article: Public holidays in Argentina

Public holidays include most of the Catholic holidays, though holidays of other faiths are respected. The main historic holidays include the anniversaries of the May Revolution (May 25), the Independence Day (July 9), National Flag day (June 20), and the death of national hero José de San Martín (August 17).

Argentines celebrate religious holidays more festively than national holidays, using the latter for leisure time or to do household repairs. On Christmas Eve, the extended family gathers at 9 p.m. for dinner, music, and often dancing. Candies are served just before midnight, when fireworks displays begin. The evening also includes opening gifts from Papá Noel (Father Christmas). New Year's Day is marked with fireworks as well. Other holidays include Good Friday and Easter; Labor Day (1 May); Anniversary of the May Revolution (25 May); Malvinas Day (2 April); Flag Day (20 June); Independence Day (9 July); Death of General José de San Martín, who is known as “the liberator” of Peru, Chile, and Argentina for his defeat of the Spanish in 1812 (17 August.); Student Day (21 September—first day of spring, marked by students gathering in parks for picnics and soccer); and Columbus Day (12 October). In 2006, Memory Day (24 March) was established to remember the Dirty War.

Science and technology

Argentina has contributed many distinguished doctors, scientists, and inventors to the world, including three Nobel Prize laureates in sciences.

Luis Federico Leloir won the Nobel Prize for Chemistry in 1970.

Argentines have been responsible for major breakthroughs in world medicine. René Favaloro developed the techniques and performed the world's first ever coronary bypass surgery, and Francisco de Pedro invented a more reliable artificial cardiac pacemaker. Medicine's Nobel laureate Bernardo Houssay discovered the role of pituitary hormones in regulating glucose in animals; Medicine's Nobel laureate César Milstein did extensive research in antibodies; and Chemistry's Nobel laureate Luis Leloir discovered how organisms store energy converting glucose into glycogen, and the compounds which are fundamental in metabolizing carbohydrates. Luis Agote performed one of the first two blood transfusions with pre-stored blood in history. Enrique Finochietto designed operating table tools such as the surgical scissors that bear his name ("Finochietto scissors"), and a rib-spreader. Roberto Zaldívar is a pioneer in laser-eye procedures and research. Argentine research has led to advancement in wound-healing therapies, heart disease, and in several forms of cancer.

Argentina's nuclear program is highly advanced. Argentina developed its nuclear program without being overly dependent on foreign technology. Nuclear facilities with Argentine technology have been built in Peru, Algeria, Australia, and Egypt. In 1983, the country admitted having the capability of producing weapon-grade uranium, a major step to assemble nuclear weapons. Since then Argentina has pledged to use nuclear power only for peaceful purposes.

In other areas, Juan Vucetich is the father of modern dactiloscopy (see fingerprint), Raúl Pateras de Pescara demonstrated the world's first flight of a helicopter, Hungarian-Argentine László Bíró mass-produced the first modern ball point pens, and Eduardo Taurozzi developed the more efficient pendular combustion engine. Juan Maldacena, an Argentine-American scientist, is a leading figure in string theory. An Argentine satellite, the PEHUENSAT-1 was successfully launched on January 10 2007 using the PSLV .

Communications and media

Print

The printed media in Argentina is highly developed and independent. There are over two hundred newspapers in the country, influential in their home cities and regions. The major national newspapers are from Buenos Aires, including the centrist Clarín, one of the best selling daily in the Spanish speaking world. Other national papers are La Nación (center-right), Página/12 (left), Ámbito Financiero (business conservative), Argentinisches Tageblatt in German, Le Monde Diplomatique in Spanish and French and Crónica (populist). Regional papers of importance include La Capital (Rosario), Los Andes (Mendoza), La Voz del Interior (Córdoba), and El Tribuno (Salta). The Buenos Aires Herald is a well-respected English language daily.

The Argentine publishing industry is together with those in Spain and Mexico the most important in the Spanish-speaking world. Argentina features the largest bookstore chains in Latin America, the El Ateneo and Yenny bookstores; numerous well-stocked independent stores abound. A number carry titles in English and other languages. There are hundreds of magazine publications covering a plethora of issues and hobbies, which are sold in kiosks on city sidewalks and in bookstores.

Radio and television

Argentina was a pioneering nation in radio broadcasting. At 9 pm on August 27, 1920, Sociedad Radio Argentina announced: "We now bring to your homes a live performance of Richard Wagner's Parsifal opera from the Coliseo Theater in downtown Buenos Aires"; only about twenty homes in the city had a receiver to tune in. The world's first radio station was the only one in the country until 1922, when Radio Cultura went on the air. By 1925, there were twelve stations in Buenos Aires and ten in other cities. The 1930s were the "golden age" of radio in Argentina, with live variety, news, soap opera, and sport shows.

At present there are more than 1,500 radio stations licensed in Argentina; 260 are AM broadcasting and 1150 FM broadcasting. Radio remains an important medium in Argentina. Music and youth variety programs dominate FM formats; news, debate, and sports are AM radio's primary broadcasts. Amateur radio is widespread in the country. Radio still serves a vital service of information, entertainment and even life saving in the most remote communities.

The Argentine television industry is large and diverse, widely viewed in Latin America, and its productions seen around the world. Many local programs are broadcast by networks in other countries, and others have their rights purchased by foreign producers for adaptations in their own markets. Argentina has five major networks. All provincial capitals and other large cities have at least one local station. Argentina boasts the highest penetration of cable and satellite television in Latin America, similar to percentages in North America. Many cable networks operate from Argentina and serve the Spanish-speaking world, including Utilísima Satelital, TyC Sports, Fox Sports en Español (with the United States and México), MTV Argentina, Cosmopolitan TV, and the news network Todo Noticias.

Facts

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  • Argentina was the first independent nation state in the Southern Hemisphere and its Legislature and ruling political party have passed resolutions calling for the national independence of Puerto Rico, which would make it the last independent nation state in Latin America
  • Five different Argentines have won the Nobel Prize (for Chemistry, Medicine and Peace)
  • The city of La Plata was the first in South America with electric street illumination.
  • The Buenos Aires Subway was the first built in Latin America and the Southern Hemisphere
  • The city of Mendoza is one of the eight wine capitals of the world.
  • Argentines have the highest consumption in the world of red meat.

International rankings

Organisation Survey Ranking
Heritage Foundation/The Wall Street Journal Index of Economic Freedom 107 out of 157
The Economist Worldwide Quality-of-life Index, 2005 40 out of 111
Reporters Without Borders Worldwide Press Freedom Index 76 out of 167
Transparency International Corruption Perceptions Index 93 out of 163
United Nations Development Programme Human Development Index 36 out of 177

See also

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References

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  6. Pulqui: Argentina's Jet AdventureIPMStockholm.org
  7. Mountains of the Earth The Highest Mountain Peak on Each Continent
  8. Aconcagua, the highest in the Western Hemisphere
  9. Depressions The Lowest Surface Point on Each Continent
  10. About Termas de Río Hondo.
  11. Global Argentina
  12. Argentine topography, hydrography, and climate Chamber of Deputies of the Province of Santa Cruz (Spanish)
  13. Flora und Fauna Argentinien- Misplaced Pages Die Freie Enzyklopädie
  14. Animals in Argentina
  15. Fotos de Animales Silvestres de Argentina
  16. Fotos de Animales Silvestres de Argentina
  17. Animals in Argentina
  18. Fishing and Argentina Dorado vs. Trouts
  19. Info about Hornero
  20. International Monetary Fund. Template:PDFlink.
  21. InfoBAE, 20 September 2006. Para los bancos la Argentina seguirá creciendo en 2006.
  22. INDEC
  23. INDEC
  24. La Franco Argentine(Spanish)
  25. Template:PDFlinkEconomy Ministry of Argentina Template:Es icon
  26. INDEC
  27. Themes in Nuclear Energy and Physicswww.cnea.gov.ar
  28. Explosive Growth: 3 of 4 Argentines hava a cell phone (01-02-2006)Clarin.com 1 February 2006 (Spanish)
  29. 10 million people onlinewww.universia.com.ar
  30. www.hostnews.com.ar
  31. http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761556250_8/Argentina.html
  32. Argentina
  33. Turismo de Argentina
  34. ^ El 56% de los argentinos tiene antepasados indígenas
  35. Federaciones Regionales www.feditalia.org.ar
  36. "Inmigración a la Argentina: Daguerrotipistas y fotógrafos" - Monografías.com Template:Es icon
  37. Jóvenes Argenchinos Clarin.com 22 September 2006
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  39. "El varieté de la calle Florida" (Editorial) - Clarín Template:Es icon
  40. ;Patria Grande
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  43. Adams, Fiona. (2001). Culture Shock Argentina. Portland, OR: Graphic Arts Center Publishing Company. ISBN 1-55868-529-4.
  44. About the culture
  45. Music: 'El Derecho de vivir en paz' from http://www.msu.edu/~chapmanb/jara/enueva.html
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  47. U.S. Department of State. International Religious Freedom Report 2006.
  48. Number of Mormons in Argentina
  49. Number of Jews in Argentina
  50. ^ Languages of Argentina
  51. La Iglesia salió a defender la ley de Educación que el Gobierno quiere modificar Clarin.com 20 July 2006 (Spanish)
  52. INDEC 2001 - National Institute of Statistics and Census of Argentina (Spanish)
  53. Top Universities
  54. Enrique Finochietto
  55. Argentina Non-Proliferation
  56. Julia Rodríguez, Columbia University. The Argentine Fingerprint System.
  57. Argentine Talent Without Frontiers
  58. PEHUENSAT-1
  59. Radio With a Past in Argentina Don Moore
  60. Homes with Cable TV in Latin America Trends in Latin American networking

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