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| ] | |||
| ==Solar Funnel Cooker== | |||
| Take a look at Truth-Professor ]' . Is it just me, or does it look like an inverted ]? I wonder, is this what ]s use to braise their ]? | |||
| ==Disinformation Terrorist== | |||
| Apparently, the Swedish Leftists think I am some kind of "Disinformation Terrorist". See . | |||
| ==Administrol== | |||
| I don't know how you could possibly be confused about this, but oddly, some of you seem to be, so let me make this perfectly clear: I am not an Administrator, nor do I wish to become one. Thanks. I can breathe now. See | |||
| P.S. What I REALLY want to be is a ]. | |||
| Not ] admin? ] | |||
| ==Into the Cruft Abyss== | |||
| ] | |||
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| *] -- deleted, and protected to prevent re-creation. | |||
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| *] (deleted & redirected to ], the anti-smoking site) | |||
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| *] -- why? nn blog, completely conspiracy cruft, and the Afd was populated by meatpuppets/POV-pushers. | |||
| *] -- redirected to the Zarqawi bio page, with cruft deleted. | |||
| *] -- what can I say about a subject like this and its author ]? | |||
| *] -- nn sloganeering by the tin-foil-hat crowd. | |||
| *] -- now if we could just delete the article, we'd be getting somewhere. | |||
| *] -- heh, heh. | |||
| *] -- attempt to promote weird fetishism | |||
| *] -- all content was removed, and the page was redirected to ] | |||
| *] -- this is getting funnier and funnier | |||
| *] -- don't you love this stuff? | |||
| *] -- POV-pushing at its finest, from one of the angriest journalists on the planet, Molly Ivins. Glad it's gone, but its loss will inflame this dude that keeps stalking me | |||
| *] | |||
| *]-- redirected to Alex Jones (radio) | |||
| ] | |||
| *] | |||
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| *] -- you're goin' down CT'ers, down! | |||
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| *] -- nn Truth Movement crufter | |||
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| *] -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter | |||
| *] -- book by nn Truth Movement crufter | |||
| *] -- ] -- nn Truth Movement crufter and author of the sole source for all of the bizarre ] articles. Would've been a Snowball except for the single keep vote by Self-Described Lord of All That is Gladio | |||
| *] -- nn Truth Movement crufter | |||
| *] -- yet another nn Truth Movement work | |||
| *] -- nn conspiracy theorist | |||
| *] -- 9/11 conspiracy cruft video | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- indoctrinates "9/11 theory" in his psych classes | |||
| *] -- yet another nn conspiracy theory video | |||
| *] -- can't get enough of those nn-conspiracy theorists trying to use Misplaced Pages to strengthen their notariety | |||
| *] -- yeah, if "network" means one guy typing away in his underwear | |||
| *] -- nn conspiracy theorist, deleted and hard-redirected to ] | |||
| ] | |||
| *] -- another Loose Change Looser deleted and hard-redirected to ] | |||
| *] -- redirected to ] | |||
| *] -- deleted and hard-redirected to ] | |||
| *] -- Alex doesn't live here anymore | |||
| *] -- horrific POV fork | |||
| *] -- more CT'er-cruft | |||
| *] -- vanity press, violated everything in ] | |||
| *] -- another Loose Changer video conspiracist. Straight delete. | |||
| *] -- of which I was momentarily listed as a "bad editor". Oh well, it's resting in the Abyss now. | |||
| *] -- entirely original kook research, not one ounce of truth to anything said in the article that could be cited to an objective source. Mountain out of molehill at its finest. So much for 9/11 "research" -- pull it. | |||
| *] -- co-hort of Alex Jones | |||
| *] -- 17 deletes, 1 keep. That says it all. | |||
| *] | |||
| *] -- re-direct deleted | |||
| *] -- author of cruft ''Waking up from our Nightmare: The 9/11 Crimes in New York City''. Gone. | |||
| *] -- this one was a gimme. | |||
| *] -- speedily deleted as G10/attack page. | |||
| *] -- nn conspiracy theorist. Not a single keep vote on that one. | |||
| *] -- conspiracy cruft | |||
| *] -- crufter | |||
| *] -- crufter | |||
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| *] -- nn of nn, wife of crufter | |||
| *] -- that ] page is finally gone. ]! Even ] came down on the delete side on that one. Rest in peace Lori. P.S. And now, thank God, it's been permanently protected from re-creation. | |||
| *] -- non-notable whatreallyhappened.com blogographer | |||
| *] -- deleted and permanently protected from re-creation. And which party is the "Party of Hate"? Good grief. Notice who the editors were on that one. And its companion at ] | |||
| *] -- not conspiracy cruft, but proof that Misplaced Pages's ] rules work. | |||
| *] -- fastest Afd on record 1 1/2 hours. ] 19:23, 4 November 2006 (UTC) | |||
| *] -- ] -- nn neologism original research responding to the label of 9/11 "conspiracy theory" label | |||
| ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *], its author -- ] | |||
| *] -- part of the ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] and ] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- Anti-Semitic bullcrap | |||
| *] -- ] -- Non-notable conspiracy theorist who appears to have made two videos "9-11 the greatest lie ever sold" and "The GOP - Grand ol Pedophiles. The cruft never ends! | |||
| *] -- ] -- Non-notable film failing the requirements of Misplaced Pages:Notability (films). Part of the Conspiracy Cruft Misplaced Pages:Vanispamcruftisement of The Franklin Coverup Scandal, which was completely discredited 17 years ago and wholely a creature of the blogosphere. | |||
| *]-- ] -- part of the Gladio crud. | |||
| *] -- ] --> ] | |||
| *] -- ] --> ] | |||
| *] -- ] --> ] | |||
| *] -- ] --> ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ]. Hard to imagine a bigger load of ] than this one. | |||
| *The re-re-redirect of ] -- ] -- oh yeah! Take that, you Infidel! | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ]. Poorly sourced, synthesis of published material violating ], and what was sourced was sourced to blogs and other crap violating ]. Bye-bye Conspiracy Cruft! | |||
| *] -- ] -- cracker-jack research? Yeah right. Thought it up in his underwear, now gone. | |||
| ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- nn "living room" commie coalition | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ]. This time, Iranians sitting around in their underwear in a living room dreaming of Socialist Utopia. G'bye. | |||
| *] -- ] -- what can I say. | |||
| *] -- ] -- bizarre conspiracy theory cooked-up by conspiracy theorist ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- a new record: 56 mins. Gone. | |||
| *] -- ] -- deleted (again!) and re-directed to Alex Jones. | |||
| *] -- ] -- deleted (again!). Resistance is futile. | |||
| *] -- ]. Next stop, ]. | |||
| *] -- ] -- fabrication by 9/11 TM gone! | |||
| *] -- ]. Nutburger hoax. | |||
| *] --] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] - ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ]. Bye bye made up crap! | |||
| *] -- ] -- ha, ha, we cannot be stopped! | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- nn conspiracy "news" clearinghouse crackpot site. | |||
| *] -- ] -- a big'un, gone. The 'mo! | |||
| *] -- ] -- merged to ] | |||
| *] -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- closed as a "non-notable intersection" | |||
| * ] | |||
| * -- ] | |||
| *] -- ] -- ] | |||
| ==Flagrant-POV Central== | |||
| If you ever want to see the worst POV-pushing and failure to follow Misplaced Pages rules with respect to ] and ] you're likely to see on Misplaced Pages, go to ]. | |||
| ] | |||
| =="Truth", Sorta Like "People's Republic"== | |||
| "the word "truth" in 911 "truth" movement is a form of newspeak. There isn't realy any truth involved in the actual movement. Which really isn't a movement either. It's more of a gyration.--130.191.17.38 23:30, 9 May 2006 (UTC)" | |||
| ==The "Truth" About Tin-Foil Hats== | |||
| *{{cite web | |||
| | last = Rahimi | |||
| | first = Ali | |||
| | coauthors = Ben Recht, Jason Taylor, Noah Vawter | |||
| | year = 2005 | |||
| | url = http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ | |||
| | title = On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study | |||
| | accessdate = 2006-04-13 | |||
| }} And this on . | |||
| ==Favorite Music== | |||
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| ==Ridiculous But True== | |||
| In the too bizarre to be fabrication category, we have the ], aka A.N.U.S. | |||
| ==Favorite Movies== | |||
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| ==Favorite Skit of All Time== | |||
| , an old Carson skit with Jack Webb on YouTube. | |||
| ==What Makes Life Bearable?== | |||
| ]''', Hawai‘i.(Comment:Big beautiful colors used by this photographer, perfect embodiment of the feel of the place)]] | |||
| Not politics, for sure. The surf, maybe. Nag champa. | |||
| ==Me== | |||
| I'm also known as Matt, but got stuck with "Morton" at birth. I'm a gamer by trade. | |||
| ==Should be nominated for Afd== | |||
| *] -- yet another nn living-room-sized "truth" movement. | |||
| *] and its companion ] -- nn neologisms. | |||
| *] -- yet another nn org trying to use Misplaced Pages to look larger than it truly is. | |||
| *] nn website | |||
| ] | |||
| *] -- yet another re-create | |||
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| *] -- fork of fork of fork | |||
| *] -- violates ] and ] | |||
| *] -- POV fork of Alex Jones and 9/11 "Truth" Movement for nn event | |||
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| *] -- WTC janitor with a conspiracy theory | |||
| *] -- nn author of cosmology pseudo-science theory and original research ] | |||
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| *] nn creature of blogosphere | |||
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| *] and ] -- non-notable work and smear campaign | |||
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| *] -- only relevant in the "People's Press" | |||
| ==Should be Created== | |||
| * ], but only if no original research is used and it relies upon reputable sources, of course. | |||
| ==Alex Jones Forks== | |||
| ] | |||
| Does Oprah have this kind of coverage on Misplaced Pages? About time for some merge/delete action? | |||
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| *Related -- ] and ] | |||
| == Barnstar of Diligence == | |||
| {{award2|image=Barnstar3.png|size=100px|topic=The Barnstar of Diligence|text= Thanks for helping with the Afd of the ] and your diligence in pursuit of a NPOV on it. ] 02:08, 21 April 2006 (UTC) }} | |||
| Congrats ] 02:25, 21 April 2006 (UTC) | |||
| == Defender of the Wiki Award;Defender of the Truth== | |||
| ], hereby bestow upon you the title of '''Defender of the Wiki for your tireless efforts in exposing and combating Left-Liberal POV, propaganda, lies and distortions generally''' and in particular with respect to the War on Terror and convicted cop killer Wesley Cook (aka "Mumia abu Jamal").]] | |||
| ] bestow upon Morton Devonshire the Barnstar of National Merit, for all your excellent work in helping Misplaced Pages rid itself of conspiracy theory cruft related to the events of 9/11/2001.--] 04:51, 22 September 2006 (UTC)]] | |||
| == For you == | |||
| {{award2|image=Tournesol.png|size=100px|topic=The Happy Flower of Collegiality|text=For remarkable patience in difficult circumstances ] <sup>]</sup> 14:10, 2 October 2006 (UTC)}} | |||
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| |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | USS ''Morton'' DD-948 | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | I award you this image of ] for your fight against cruft. As far as I can tell it was the only US Navy vessel named Morton. The ] launcher may have been capable of carrying nuclear weapons, too bad they can't be used against the cruft pages you diligently fight. Keep up the good work. --] 03:04, 1 November 2006 (UTC) | |||
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| |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | '''The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar''' | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For Coming To The Aid of The Damsel In Distress <font size=2><font color="Green">]</font></font>] 06:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC) | |||
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| == Barnstar of Defiance == | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For your wonderfully sarcastic user page, war on stupid conspiracy nuts, and refusal to let the loonies run this place, you inspire me to fight on. --<font face="Verdana">]]]<small><sup>]|]</sup></small></font> 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC) | |||
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| I haven't laughed so hard in weeks, man. Those pictures on your user page are just golden. --<font face="Verdana">]]]<small><sup>]|]</sup></small></font> 17:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC) | |||
| == Yo've earned it == | |||
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| |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | '''The Editor's Barnstar''' | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For helping to keep nonsense to a minimum.--] 18:36, 4 February 2007 (UTC) | |||
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| == Tinfoil Hattery == | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | Genius work on anti-nonsense--] 22:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC) | |||
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| ==Dear Morton== | |||
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| This lighthouse's beautiful brightness has led me to this talk page,<br> | |||
| so I could finally meet you, and thank you for all you do,<br> | |||
| and leave you a modest gift wishing you all the happiness<br> | |||
| and peace you deserve, dear Morton. You are great! :)<br> | |||
| Love,<br> | |||
| ]<br>18:25, 26 April 2007 (UTC) | |||
| |} | |||
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| ==Thanks== | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | I know we haven't gotten along well in the past, so the kinds words on my user page were valiant and an extremely terrific gesture of good will. Thanks. ] (]) 18:08, 14 July 2007 (UTC) | |||
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| |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | '''From The Company''' | |||
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| |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" |Because we know our Uber Section Head would never give out awards (that might blow our cover) and since the - I award you this American Eagle Award of Truth, Justice and the American Way --] 14:47, 28 July 2007 (UTC) | |||
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