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| II. VENUS | |||
| III. SUGAR SUGAR | |||
| Sponge cake | |||
| Ah, creamy filling | |||
| You are my sugar high! | |||
| And you got me wanting goo | |||
| Crave it | |||
| Ah, microwave it | |||
| Twinkies go dynamite! | |||
| Lovely phallic symbols too | |||
| One! Two! Three! | |||
| IV! NO REPLY | |||
| They say you're getting round | |||
| 'Cause you keep sucking down | |||
| Chocodi-i-i-iles | |||
| I'll never blame you, though | |||
| 'Cause under that co-coa | |||
| They're Twinkies | |||
| V. I'LL BE BACK | |||
| I hear | |||
| Twinkies last a billion years | |||
| No expiration date | |||
| They found | |||
| Twinkies six miles underground | |||
| They had to carbon-date | |||
| VI. DRIVE MY CAR | |||
| Asked the buzz what it wanted to eat | |||
| The buzz said baby, Hostess treats | |||
| Are bitchin' for munchies - yo dude there's no doubt | |||
| But something 'bout snack cakes freaks me out: | |||
| Turn your Twinkie upside-down! | |||
| See the side that's flat and brown? | |||
| Three white eyeballs stare you down! | |||
| Too much like a stoplight... | |||
| VII. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET | |||
| Frinkie | |||
| That is short for frozen Twinkie | |||
| Once you've tried one you will know | |||
| Whoa-oo-wo-oh - | |||
| Freasure | |||
| Frozen-pleasure me my dear | |||
| Kinky smile from ear to ear | |||
| Try 'em deep-fried too | |||
| Whew-oo-oo-oo! | |||
| VIII. WE CAN WORK IT OUT | |||
| Out on Easter Island | |||
| Monolithic icons hail the Twinkie gods of yore | |||
| Pyramids and Stonehenge | |||
| Doubtless served as hostess points for UFOs galore | |||
| Twinkies filled the hold | |||
| Twinkies, blood, and gold | |||
| IX. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER | |||
| I - met you on eBay - thought I'd won that bid | |||
| And nabbed the lunchbox of Twinkie the Kid | |||
| But you did! | |||
| La-a-ame! | |||
| X. NOWHERE MAN | |||
| He's a real Zingers fan | |||
| Duped by Dolly Mad-i-san | |||
| XI. YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE THAT GIRL | |||
| You're saturated fat | |||
| (Force-feed me saturated fat) | |||
| An understaa-ted fact | |||
| (Butt loads of sad-you-ate-it fat) | |||
| My heart is ca-a-a-a-a-aked - with - plaque! | |||
| (Trans-fatty Twinkie-cake-ed flak!) | |||
| XII. STARS ON 45 | |||
| Three hundred Twinkie cals | |||
| Keep on burning in your bowels | |||
| No part of it's refined - but sugar till you're blind | |||
| But cut off my supply and I will die-hi-hi-hie! | |||
| Oo-yummy-oo-nummy-oo-in-my-tummy-oo | |||
| Oo-yummy-oo-numb-me-oo-in-my-tummy-oo | |||
| XIII. POSTMORTEM | |||
| Forgive me, Wallace Stevens; | |||
| I know Beatle accents | |||
| And lucid, inescapable rhythms, | |||
| But here the bawds of euphony | |||
| Offer no "Blackbird." | |||
| So can I buy you a Twinkie? | |||