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Darwinbish

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Nomination

Darwinbish (talk · contribs) – My lords, ladies and jellyspoons, assorted zoo animals, kitchen equipment and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, I am both pleased and proud (and standing on a chair) to present to you Darwinbish. From her first appearance as an alternative account of Bishapod in October 2010, Darwinbish has proved herself to be a resourceful wikipedian, creating her own custom signature little ankle biter (why do you think I'm standing on this chair), and has even had a go at creating her own sock User:Umlaut-Löttchen (although that hasn't gone so well, has it young fishersnapper). After acting as my campaign manager in the recent Arbitration Committee Elections, where I ran on the ticket "Vote for me or the ankles get it!" Darwinbish is now fully au-fait with all the relevant policies and ready to take her place as a fearsome vandal fighter, even handed dispute resolver, and all round good fish-with-legs. Elen of the Roads (talk) 00:07, 15 December 2010 (UTC) *Can I get down off this chair now?

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here:

• BITE! darwinbish 14:31, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

• Er, could us twins run as a double feature, please? Complement each other! Good twin, evil twin! darwin 14:39, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

I'll NomNomNom you if you like Fainites scribs 19:09, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Questions for the candidate

Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Misplaced Pages as an administrator. Please answer these questions to provide guidance for participants:

1. What administrative work do you intend to take part in?

A: Mainly WP:BITE-ing. darwinbish 20:06, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

2. What are your best contributions to Misplaced Pages, and why?

A: Uh, well... Hmm. Let's see. My top achievements include teaching Sinebot better manners, working to remove crap browsers among wikipedians, and teaching use of logic on Misplaced Pages, sorely needed! Especially undistributed muddle!

3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or have other users caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?

A: Conflicts? Stress? Oh, no, never! darwinbish 20:06, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

Answer P.S. On second thoughts, there will soon be stress and conflicts if you miserable lot don't start supporting below! Come on! Chop-chop! darwinbish 20:16, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

The sockpuppetry can be forgiven, but can you cite any peer-reviewed sources showing you have never ever been under stress on this website? I only ask because I don't understand how ankle biting can be stress-free. Or is this a means of skirting stress? If so, how does this jibe with WP:BITE? Gwen Gale (talk) 20:25, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Is stress-free for biter, stressful for bitee. See? Important qualification: only works for evil biters. Me uniquely evil, just the admin Misplaced Pages needs! Go support, mrs bitee, or run for the hills! little ankle biter 21:10, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

Skirts, ok, that's meaningful. As to length, are you hopelessly wanton, or are you a hopeless prude? At which level of Kohlberg's stages of moral development does this put you and why would this boost one's trust in you with the bit? I mean, ankles show at both lengths. Is this about biting, or being bitten? Gwen Gale (talk) 21:27, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Read more of this fascinating discussion at the talk page. --RexxS (talk) 22:12, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Gwen, look at Little Ankle Biter shape. How wear skirt at all? I wear cosy... all-in-one Bish-sack for adminning. Tex illustrate, please? Get out paintbox, Tex! Chop-chop! ... Why Tex not here? darwinbish 13:26, 16 December 2010 (UTC).

Can I have Boy-sack? Mr Tex? darwin 13:28, 16 December 2010 (UTC).

Will you stop changing the subject, you silly minnow? Go support! darwinbish 13:31, 16 December 2010 (UTC).

Additional optional question from Gooch

4. Why you bite you twin? Goochy 16:29, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

A: Why not? darwinbish 20:06, 15 December 2010 (UTC).

General comments

• Links for Darwinbish: Darwinbish (talk · contribs · deleted · count · AfD · logs · block log · lu · rfar · spi)
• Edit summary usage for Darwinbish can be found here.

Please keep discussion constructive and civil. If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, please thoroughly review her contributions before commenting.

Discussion

Support

1. Nominator support Elen of the Roads (talk) 23:49, 15 December 2010 (UTC)
2. With nori. Jehochman 00:15, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

Oppose

Neutral