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For other uses, see Donkey (disambiguation).
Donkey
Conservation status
Domesticated
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Perissodactyla
Family: Equidae
Genus: Equus
Subgenus: Asinus
Species: E. africanus
Subspecies: E. africanus asinus
Trinomial name
Equus africanus asinus
Linnaeus, 1758


The '''Flying Spaghetti Monster''' ('''FSM''') is the ] of the <!-- we have a large number of reliable sources for this. Please discuss on the talk page before removing the word Thanks --> ]<ref name="cepa">{{cite web |url=http://assembly.coe.int/Main.asp?link=/Documents/WorkingDocs/Doc07/EDOC11375.htm |title=The dangers of creationism in education |accessdate=2007-10-22 |work=}}</ref><ref name="usatoday" /> the '''Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''' or '''Pastafarianism'''.<ref name="nytimes">{{cite news|url=http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/29/arts/design/29mons.html?ex=1178251200 |title=But Is There Intelligent Spaghetti Out There?|accessdate=2007-02-05|work=] Arts article|first=Sarah |last=Boxer |date=2005-08-29}}</ref> In 2005, ] ] graduate Bobby Henderson wrote an ] about a "Flying Spaghetti Monster" as a satirical protest against the ] to permit the teaching of ] as an alternative to ] in public schools.<ref name="Telegraph" /> In the letter, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural ] that closely resembles ]. Henderson further called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution.
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus, is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family. The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African Wild Ass, E. africanus. In the western United States, a small donkey is sometimes called a burro (from the Spanish word for the animal).


After Henderson published the letter on his website, it rapidly became an ] and a symbol for the case against teaching intelligent design (and ] in general) in public schools. Pastafarian (a ] of ] and ]) beliefs—generally satires of ]—are presented both on Henderson's website (where he is described as "prophet"), and in '']'' (written by Henderson and published by Villiard Press in 2006). The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. ] are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that a steady decline in the number of pirates over the years has resulted in a significant ]. The FSM community currently congregates at Henderson's website to share ideas and crafts devoted to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
A male donkey or ass is called a jack, a female a jenny, and an offspring less than one year old a foal (male: colt, female: filly).


Due to its popularity and exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a contemporary version of ]. While generally praised by the media and endorsed by members of the scientific community, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has received criticism from the intelligent design community. Self-described Pastafarians have engaged in religious disputes, including in ], where they played a role in dissuading the local school board from adopting new rules on teaching evolution.<ref name=Polk>{{cite web |url=http://www2.tbo.com/content/2007/dec/22/na-polk-needled-noodled-in-evolution-flap/ |title=Polk Needled, Noodled In Evolution Flap |accessdate=2007-12-23 |author=Billy Townsend |date=2007-12-22 |work= |publisher=The Tampa Tribune }}</ref>
While different species of the Equidae family can interbreed, offspring are almost always sterile. Nonetheless, horse/donkey hybrids are popular for their durability and vigor. A mule is the offspring of a jack (male donkey) and a mare (female horse). The much rarer successful mating of a male horse and a female donkey produces a hinny.


==History==
Asses were first domesticated around 3000 BC, approximately the same time as the horse, and have spread around the world. They continue to fill important roles in many places today and domesticated species are increasing in numbers, but the African wild ass and another relative, the Onager, are endangered. As "beasts of burden" and companions, asses and donkeys have worked together with humans for millennia.
In January 2005,<ref name="openletterabout" /> Bobby Henderson, then a 24-year-old<ref name="Cusack2010">{{cite book|author=Carole M. Cusack|title=Invented Religions: Imagination, Fiction and Faith|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=EoduVhGsfp0C&pg=PA113|accessdate=8 May 2011|date=15 September 2010|publisher=Ashgate Publishing, Ltd.|isbn=9780754667803|page=113}}</ref> ] physics graduate, sent an open letter regarding the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the ].<ref name="nytimes"/><ref name="wpost">{{cite news|title=Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas|date=August 28, 2005|publisher=The Washington Post|url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html?nav=most_emailed }}</ref><ref name="Dallas Morning News">{{cite news |first=Clarence|last=Page |title=Keeping ID out of science classes|publisher=] |date=November 15, 2005 |url=http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/balance/stories/111505dnedicyberpage.b4d5bd9.html|archiveurl=http://web.archive.org/web/20080604052700/http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/balance/stories/111505dnedicyberpage.b4d5bd9.html|archivedate=2008-06-04}}</ref> The letter was sent prior to the ] as an argument against the teaching of intelligent design in biology classes.<ref name="nytimes" /> Henderson, describing himself as a "concerned citizen" representing more than ten million others, stated that both his theory and intelligent design had equal validity.<ref name="nytimes" /> In his letter, he noted,
{{quote|I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; one third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.|Bobby Henderson<ref name="openletter"/>}}
According to Henderson, since the intelligent design movement uses ambiguous references to a designer, any conceivable entity may fulfill that role, including a Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="usatoday" /> Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. If there is a god<!-- note: Original source does use non-capitalized "god." I decided against using {{sic}} here because it is an arguable, albeit unlikely use (not a pronoun) that does not really affect clarity --> and he's intelligent, then I would guess he has a sense of humor."<ref name="randi">{{cite web |url=http://www.randi.org/jr/200509/091605church.html#1 |title=Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |accessdate=2007-02-05 |work=] article September 16, 2005}}</ref><ref name="Escapist">{{cite news|url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_142/3048-In-His-Name-We-Pray-Ramen.5|title=In His Name We Pray, Ramen|last=Pitts|first=Russ|date=2005-09-16|work=Escapist magazine|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref>


In May 2005, having received no reply from the Kansas State Board of Education, Henderson posted the letter on his website, gaining significant public interest.<ref name="openletterabout">{{cite web |title=Discussion of the Open Letter |publisher=Henderson, Bobby |url=http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/discussion/ |accessdate=2007-04-07 }}</ref><ref name="About">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/?page_id=2|title=About|last=Henderson|first=Bobby|work=The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|accessdate=2009-09-20}}</ref> Shortly thereafter, Pastafarianism became an internet phenomenon.<ref name="usatoday" /><ref name="Telegraph" /> Henderson published the responses he then received from Board members.<ref name="openletterrespond">{{cite web |title=Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter |publisher=Henderson, Bobby |url=http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/responses/ |year = 2005 |month = June 25 |accessdate=2006-01-09}}</ref> Three board members, all of whom opposed the curriculum amendments, responded positively; a fourth board member responded with the comment "It is a serious offense to mock God."<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A18740559#back3|title=The Flying Spaghetti Monster|date=2007-02-01|work=h2g2|publisher=BBC|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref> Henderson has also published the significant amount of hate mail, including death threats, that he has received.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/31/fsm-hate-mail.html|title=FSM hate mail|last=Frauenfelder|first=Mark|date=2006-07-31|work=BoingBoing|accessdate=31 December 2009}}</ref><ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/article/168629|title=In praise of an alternate creation theory: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster gains infamy and faith|date=2007-01-07|work=]|accessdate=31 December 2009 |first=Leslie |last=Scrivener}}</ref> Within one year of sending the open letter, Henderson received thousands of emails on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, eventually totaling over 60,000,<ref name="Comment"/> of which he has said that "about 95 percent have been supportive, while the other five percent have said I am going to hell".<ref name="Telegraph" /> During that time, his site garnered tens of millions of hits.<ref name="Comment">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter-discussion/|title=Comment on the Open Letter|last=Henderson|first=Bobby|date=2006-08|work=Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|accessdate=30 December 2009}}</ref>
Contents
1 Breeding
2 Characteristics
3 Communication
3.1 Nutrition
4 Etymology of the name
5 Scientific name
6 History
7 Economic use
8 Present status
9 Feral donkeys
10 Donkeys in warfare
11 Types of donkeys
11.1 Domestic donkey breeds
11.2 Burro
11.3 Donkey hybrids
11.4 Wild ass, onager, and kiang
12 Cultural references
12.1 Religion and myth
12.2 Fable and folklore
12.3 Literature
12.4 Film
12.5 Proverb and idiom
12.6 Insult and vulgarity
12.7 Politics
13 See also
14 Further reading
15 Notes
16 References
17 External links


As word of Henderson's challenge to the Board spread, his website and cause received more attention and support. The satirical nature of Henderson's argument made the Flying Spaghetti Monster popular with ]gers as well as humor and Internet culture websites.<ref name="spiegel">{{cite web|url=http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,371205,00.html |publisher=] |date=2005-08-24 |accessdate=2007-09-08 |quote= has certainly caught the imagination of the online community Henderson receives over 150 emails from supporters every day. |title=A Tangled Tale of a Pasta-based Prophet }}</ref> The Flying Spaghetti Monster was featured on websites such as ], ], ], and ]. Moreover, an International Society for Flying Spaghetti Monster Awareness and other fan sites emerged.<ref name="Ha Ha, Only Serious" /> As public awareness grew, the mainstream media picked up on the phenomenon. The Flying Spaghetti Monster became a symbol for the case against intelligent design in public education.<ref name="nytimes" /><ref>{{cite news |title=The Flying Spaghetti Monster |date=August 6, 2005 |publisher=] |url=http://www.newscientist.com/backpage.ns?id=mg18725112.800 }}</ref><ref>{{cite news |first=Scott |last=Rothschild |title=Evolution debate creates monster |date=August 24, 2005 |work=] |url=http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/aug/24/evolution_debate_creates_monster/?education }}</ref> The open letter was printed in many large newspapers, including '']'', '']'', and '']'',<ref name="Comment" /> and received "worldwide press attention" according to one journalist.<ref name="Telegraph2" /> Henderson himself was surprised by its success, stating that he "wrote the letter for own amusement as much as anything".<ref name="usatoday">{{cite news |url=http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/2006-03-26-spaghetti-monster_x.htm |title="Spaghetti Monster" is noodling around with faith |accessdate=2007-02-05 |work=] Science & Space article |first1=Dan |last1=Vergano |date=2006-03-27}}</ref>
BreedingJennies are normally pregnant for about 12 months, though the gestation period varies from 11 to almost 14 months. Jennies usually give birth to a single foal. Twins are very rare: only about 1.7 percent of donkey pregnancies result in twins, and both twins survive in only about 14 percent of cases.


===Other developments===
Characteristics
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On the island of Hydra, because cars are outlawed, donkeys and mules form virtually the sole method of heavy goods transport.Donkeys vary considerably in size, depending on breed and management. Most domestic donkeys range from 9 to 14.2 hands (36 to 58 inches, 91 to 147 cm), though the Mammoth Jack breed is taller, and the Andalucian-Cordobesan breed of southern Spain can reach up to 15.2 hands (62 inches, 157 cm)high. Donkeys have a lifespan of 30 to 50 years.


In August 2005, in response to a challenge from a reader, ] announced a $250,000 prize—later raised to $1,000,000—of "Intelligently Designed currency" payable to any individual who could produce ] evidence proving that ] is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="prize">{{cite web |title=Boing Boing's $250,000 Intelligent Design challenge |publisher = BoingBoing.net |url=http://www.boingboing.net/2005/08/19/boing_boings_250000_.html |year = 2005 |month = August 19 |accessdate=2006-06-11}}</ref> It was modeled after a similar challenge issued by ] ], who promised $250,000 to anyone who can prove evolution "is the only possible way" that the Universe and life arose.<ref name="prize" /> The challenge sparked interest and popularity in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="usatoday" />
Donkeys are adapted to marginal desert lands, and have many traits that are unique to the species as a result. Wild donkeys live separated from each other, unlike tight wild horse and feral horse herds. Donkeys have developed very loud vocalizations, which help keep in contact with other donkeys over the wide spaces of the desert. The best-known call is referred to as a "bray," which can be heard for over three kilometers. Donkeys have larger ears than horses. Their longer ears may pick up more distant sounds, and may help cool the donkey's blood. Donkeys in the wild can defend themselves with a powerful kick of their hind legs as well as by biting and striking with their front hooves.


According to Henderson, newspaper articles on the Flying Spaghetti Monster attracted the attention of book publishers; he said that at one point, there were six publishers interested in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="Comment" /> In November 2005, Henderson received an advance from ] to write '']'' with the subheading "Jackpot for unemployed slot-machine engineer and heretic".<ref name="newyorkmag">{{cite news |first=Eric |last=Wolff |title=The Case For Intelligent Design: Spaghetti as the Creator |work=] |date=November 16, 2005 |url=http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/15011/}}</ref>
Communication
Satirical use of braying in a political cartoonBraying is the characteristic sound made by an ass, donkey, and most mules. Donkeys use this sound to communicate and will bray more frequently when a new donkey is encountered. The sound typically lasts for twenty seconds. The sound may be rendered onomatapoeically as "eeyore" and so this was used as the name of the donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh. Donkeys may be trained to bray or not to bray upon command. This may be used as a form of mockery. Braying may be considered a simile for loud and foolish speech. For example,


In November 2005, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to allow criticisms of evolution, including language about intelligent design, as part of testing standards.<ref name="washpost">{{cite news |title=Kansas Education Board First to Back "Intelligent Design" |date=November 9, 2005 |work=]|url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/08/AR2005110801211.html |first=Peter |last=Slevin |accessdate=2010-05-02}}</ref> On February 13, 2007, the Board voted 6–4 to reject the amended science standards enacted in 2005. This was the fifth time in eight years that the Board had rewritten the standards on evolution.<ref name="msnbc2">{{cite news |title=Kansas board boosts evolution education |date=February 14, 2007 |publisher=] |url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17132925/}}</ref>
There are braying men in the world as well as braying asses; for what's loud and senseless talking and swearing, any other than braying
—Sir Roger L'Estrange
NutritionDonkeys' tough digestive system is somewhat less prone to colic than that of horses, can break down near-inedible vegetation and extract moisture from food very efficiently. As a rule, donkeys need smaller amounts of feed than horses of comparable height and weight. Because they are easy keepers, if overfed, donkeys are also quite susceptible to developing a condition called laminitis.


==Beliefs==
Donkeys evolved to spend 14–16 hours per day browsing and foraging for food. In their native arid and semi-arid climates this would often be a poor quality, scrubby fiber. Domesticated donkey owners face the challenge of feeding their donkey enough low energy fiber in order to meet their appetite, but in temperate climates the forage available is often too rich and abundant, resulting in weight gain and obesity with further implications including laminitis, hyperlipidemia and gastric ulcers. Although the donkey’s gastrointestinal tract has no marked differences in structure to that of the horse, it is well documented that "donkeys are more efficient at digesting food than horses and, as a consequence, can thrive on less forage than a similar sized pony." Donkeys need to eat approximately 1.5 percent of their body weight per day in dry matter, compared with 2-2.5 percent for horses. It is not fully understood why donkeys are such efficient digestors but it is thought that they may have a different microbial population in the large intestine than do horses. Another possibility is increased gut retention time compared to ponies.
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Henderson proposed many Pastafarian tenets in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design.<ref name=gelf>{{cite news |first=Jessica |last=Thierman |title=Touched by his Noodly Appendage |date=September 18, 2005 |publisher=Gelf Magazine |url=http://www.gelfmagazine.com/mt/archives/touched_by_his_noodly_appendage.html }}</ref> These "] beliefs" are presented by Henderson in his letter to the Kansas State Board of Education,<ref name="openletter">{{cite web |author=Henderson, Bobby|year=2005|title=Open Letter To Kansas School Board |url=http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/ |accessdate=2007-01-09}}</ref> ''the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', and on Henderson's web site, where he is described as a prophet.<ref name="flashguide" /> They tend to satirize creationism.<ref name="usatoday"/>
Donkeys gain most of their daily energy needs from structural carbohydrates. An average, healthy donkey only requires free choice feeding of low-calorie fiber-rich forage such as straw (preferably barley straw), supplemented with controlled grazing in the summer and hay in the winter. A donkey’s requirement for protein and fat are so low that in practice once the energy requirements are met so too are the protein and fat requirements. Cereal based feeds designed for horses are often too high in energy levels and will exceed the daily requirements of donkeys. Even a small amount of grazing or fresh fodder during the spring and summer will provide adequate vitamin levels, so for a normal, healthy donkey a diet of straw plus a little grazing or hay meets their nutritional needs without need for concentrated feeds. A low-calorie vitamin and mineral supplement is recommended for donkeys year-round when on a restricted diet, and to all donkeys during the winter months.


The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the ] "after drinking heavily". According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed ]. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith—parodying certain ].<ref name="GOLEM" /> When scientific measurements such as ] are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage".<ref name="openletter"/> The Pastafarian belief of ] contains a ] volcano and a ] factory.<ref name="flashguide">{{cite web |author=DuBay, Tim |year=2005|title=Guide to Pastafarianism |format=Shockwave Flash|url=http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf |accessdate=2006-08-26}}</ref> The Pastafarian ] is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have ]s.<ref name="hell">''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', p.83.</ref>
Etymology of the nameUntil recently the synonym ass was the more common term for Equus asinus (as in jackass, meaning "male donkey"). The first written use of donkey is as recent as 1785. While the word ass has cognates in most other Indo-European languages, donkey is an etymologically obscure word for which no credible cognate has been identified. Hypotheses on its derivation include the following:


Pastafarians' beliefs extend into religious ceremony. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day.<ref name="usatoday"/> Prayers are concluded with a final declaration of affirmation, "R'amen"; the term is a parodic ] of the ] term "]" and "]", referring to the ] popular among college students.<ref name="Telegraph">{{cite news |title = In the beginning there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster |date=September 11, 2005 |work=] |accessdate=2009-12-19|url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1498162/In-the-beginning-there-was-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster.html |location=London}}</ref>
Perhaps a diminutive of dun (dull grayish-brown), a typical donkey colour.
Perhaps from the name Duncan.
Perhaps of imitative origin.
The homonymity in the United States with a vulgar term ass for "buttocks" might have influenced its gradual replacement by donkey there, though this does not account for the parallel change in Britain and Australia.


===Pirates and global warming===
Scientific nameTraditionally, the scientific name for the donkey is Equus asinus asinus based on the principle of priority used for scientific names of animals. However, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature has ruled in 2003 that if the domestic species and the wild species are considered subspecies of each other, the scientific name of the wild species has priority, even when that subspecies has been described after the domestic subspecies. This means that the proper scientific name for the donkey is Equus africanus asinus when it is considered a subspecies, and Equus asinus when it is considered a species.
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According to Pastafarian beliefs, ] are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.<ref name="openletter" /> Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the ] and by ]. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysterious lost ships and planes of the ]. Pastafarians celebrate ] on September 19.<ref>''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', p.124.</ref>
History
Donkey in an Egyptian painting c. 1298-1235 BC
Ancient Greek rhyton in the shape of a donkey's head, ca. 440 BC–430 BC, from Athens. Louvre Museum, Paris.The ancestors of the modern donkey are the Nubian and Somalian subspecies of African wild ass. The African Wild Ass was domesticated around 4000 BC. The donkey became an important pack animal for people living in the Egyptian and Nubian regions as they can easily carry 20% to 30% of their own body weight and can also be used as a farming and dairy animal. By 1800 BC, the ass had reached the Middle East, where the trading city of Damascus was referred to as the "City of Asses" in cuneiform texts. Syria produced at least three breeds of donkeys, including a saddle breed with a graceful, easy gait. These were favored by women.


The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that ].<ref name="Volcano">{{cite book|last=Savino|first=John |coauthors=Marie D. Jones|title=Supervolcano: The Catastrophic Event That Changed the Course of Human History: Could Yellowstone Be Next|publisher=Career Press|year=2007|page=56|chapter=Wrath of the Gods|isbn=9781564149534|url=http://books.google.com/books?id=tSIa0VQn1NQC&pg=PT55&dq=Flying+Spaghetti+Monster#v=onepage&q=&f=false|accessdate=2009-11-25}}</ref> Henderson presented the argument that "], earthquakes, hurricanes, and other ]s are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."<ref name="openletter"/> A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the ''x''-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the ] as additional support, pointing out that ] has "the highest number of pirates ''and'' the lowest ] of any country."<ref>{{cite web |url=http://www.venganza.org/2008/04/14/somalia/ |title=Somalia&nbsp;— Lots of pirates, low carbon emissions |accessdate=10 December 2008 |work= |publisher=www.venganza.org |date=April 14, 2008}}</ref>
For the Greeks, the donkey was associated with Dionysus, the god of wine. The Romans also valued the ass and would use it as a sacrificial animal


==Holidays==
Equines had become extinct in the Western Hemisphere at the end of the last Ice Age. However, horses and donkeys were brought back to the Americas by the Conquistadors. In 1495,the ass first appeared in the New World when Christopher Columbus brought four jacks and two jennys. It is from this bloodline that many of the mules which the Conquistadors used while they explored the Americas were produced. Shortly after the United States became independent, President George Washington imported the first mammoth jack stock into the country. Because the existing Jack donkeys in the New World at the time lacked the size and strength he sought to produce quality work mules, he imported donkeys from Spain and France, some standing over 1.63 m tall. One of the donkeys Washington received from the Marquis de Lafayette, named "Knight of Malta", stood 1.43 m and thus was regarded as a great disappointment. Viewing this donkey as unfit for producing mules, Washington instead bred Knight of Malta to his jennys and, in doing so, created an American line of Mammoth Jacks (a breed name that includes both males and females).
==="Holiday"===
Around the time of ], ], and ], Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined ] named "Holiday". Holiday does not take place on "a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself". Because Pastafarians "reject dogma and formalism", there are no specific requirements for Holiday. Pastafarians are instructed to celebrate Holiday however they please.<ref name="holiday">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/2006/12/01/happy-holiday-season-everyone/|title= Happy Holiday Season Everyone|last=Henderson|first=Bobby|date=2006-12-01|work=Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|accessdate=25 November 2009}}</ref>


Pastafarians interpret the increasing usage of "Happy Holidays", rather than more traditional greetings (such as "Merry Christmas"), as support for Pastafarianism.<ref name=holiday /> In December 2005, ]'s ] ] wished people a happy "holiday season",<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/06/AR2005120601900.html|title='Holiday' Cards Ring Hollow for Some on Bushes' List|last=Cooperman|first=Alan|date=2005-12-07|work=The Washington Post|accessdate=25 November 2009}}</ref> leading Henderson to write the President a note of thanks, including a "fish" emblem depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his limousine or ].<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/fsm_card_for_bush.jpg|title=FSM Card for Bush|last=Henderson|first=Bobby|date=2006-12|work=Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|accessdate=25 November 2009}}</ref> Henderson also thanked ] for its use of the phrase.<ref>''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', p.125.</ref>
Despite these early appearances of donkeys in America, the donkey did not find widespread distribution in America until it was found useful as a pack animal by miners, particularly the gold prospectors, of the mid-19th century. Miners preferred this animal due to its ability to carry tools, supplies, and ore. Their sociable disposition and adaptation to human companionship allowed many miners to lead their donkeys without ropes. They simply followed behind their owner. As mining became less an occupation of the individual prospector and more of an industrial underground operation, the miners' donkeys lost their jobs, and many were simply turned loose into the American deserts. Descendants of these donkeys, now feral, can still be seen roaming the Southwest today.


===Pastover===
During the Jewish holiday of Passover, Pastafarians celebrate Pastover, a festival in which they eat great quantities of pasta, primarily spaghetti, because it most resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster. People also share short stories of when the Flying Spaghetti Monster began touching people with His Noodly Appendage, and participate in The Passing of the Eye Patch, a ritual in which everyone takes turns wearing an eyepatch and sharing stories of when they were touched by His Noodly Appendage.<ref name="FSM Holidays">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=203909|title=Questions on FSM Holidays|year=2008|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2011-03-29}}</ref><ref name="Pastover">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=14602|title=A question about Pastover|year=2010|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2011-03-29}}</ref>
Ass headcount in 2003By the early 20th century, donkeys began to be used less as working animals and instead kept as pets in the United States and other wealthier nations, while remaining an important work animal in many poorer regions. The increased popularity of the donkey as a pet was seen in the appearance of the miniature donkey in 1929. Robert Green imported miniature donkeys to the United States and was a lifetime advocate of the breed. Mr. Green is perhaps best quoted when he said, "Miniature donkeys possess the affectionate nature of a Newfoundland, the resignation of a cow, the durability of a mule, the courage of a tiger, and the intellectual capability only slightly inferior to man's." Standing only 32-40 inches, many families recognized the potential of miniature donkeys as pets and companions for their children.


===Ramendan===
Although the donkey faded from public notice and became viewed as a comical, stubborn beast which was considered "cute" at best, the donkey has recently regained some popularity in North America as a mount, for pulling wagons, and even as a guard animal. Some standard species are ideal for guarding herds of sheep against predators, since most donkeys have a natural wariness toward coyotes and other canines, and will keep them away from the herd.
Ramendan is similar to the Islamic holiday of Ramadan. Instead of praying and fasting, participants spend a few days eating nothing but ramen instant noodles, remembering their days as college students, and giving thanks for how far they have come.<ref name="Ramendan">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=357996|title=Ramendan|year=2008|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2011-03-29}}</ref>


===Talk Like a Pirate Day===
Economic use
Although International Talk Like a Pirate Day was established before Bobby Henderson wrote his open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, Pastafarians have adopted it as one of their holidays. On 19 September, during International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Pastafarians dress up and talk like pirates in order to celebrate the "pirate origins" of their faith.<ref name="Talk Like a Pirate Day">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11081|title=Talk Like a Pirate Day|year=2008|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2011-03-29}}</ref>
Classic British seaside donkeys in Skegness
Donkey cart being loaded in Mapai, MozambiqueDonkeys have a notorious reputation for stubbornness, but this has been attributed to a much stronger sense of "self preservation" than exhibited by horses. Likely based on a stronger prey instinct and a weaker connection with man, it is considerably more difficult to force or frighten a donkey into doing something it perceives to be dangerous for whatever reason.


==Books==
Although formal studies of their behaviour and cognition are rather limited, donkeys appear to be quite intelligent, cautious, friendly, playful, and eager to learn. They are often pastured or stabled with horses and ponies, and are thought to have a calming effect on nervous horses. If a donkey is introduced to a mare and foal, the foal will often turn to the donkey for support after it has been weaned from its mother.
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===''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''===
Once a person has earned their confidence they can be willing and companionable partners and very dependable in work. For this reason, they are now commonly kept as pets in countries where their use as beasts of burden has disappeared. Donkey rides for children are also a popular pastime for children in holiday resorts or other leisure contexts.
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In December 2005 Bobby Henderson received a reported ]80,000 advance from Villard to write ''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster''. Henderson said he planned to use proceeds from the book to build a pirate ship, with which he would spread the Pastafarian religion.<ref name="newyorkmag"/><ref>{{cite news |first=Katleen |last=Craig |title=Passion of the Spaghetti Monster |date=December 22, 2005 |publisher=Wired News |url=http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/2005/12/69905 }}</ref> The book was released on March 28, 2006,<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.randomhouse.ca/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780812976564|title=The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|year=2009|publisher=]|accessdate=2009-10-18}}</ref> and elaborates on Pastafarian beliefs established in the open letter.<ref name = "Austin">{{cite web|url=http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/review?oid=oid%3A356663|title=The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|last=Brenner|first=Wayne|date=2006-04-14|work=] |accessdate=2009-10-18}}</ref> Henderson employs satire to present perceived flaws with evolutionary biology and discusses history and lifestyle from a Pastafarian perspective. The Gospel urges readers to try Pastafarianism for 30 days, saying, "If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back."<ref name="Telegraph2" /><ref>''The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', p.xiv.</ref> Henderson states on his website that more than 100,000 copies of the book have been sold.<ref name="Book" /><!-- scroll three fifths down the page and look on the right hand side -->
Present statusThere are about 44 million donkeys today. China has the most with 11 million, followed by Pakistan, Ethiopia and Mexico. Some researchers believe the actual number is somewhat higher since many donkeys go uncounted.


'']'' described the Gospel as "an elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design" and "very funny". In 2006, it was nominated for the ] in Humor but was not selected as the winner.<ref name="Book">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/worship/fsm-book/|title=The FSM Book |last=Henderson|first=Bobby|year=2006|work=Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2009-10-18}}</ref> Wayne Allen Brenner of '']'' characterized the book as "a necessary bit of comic relief in the overly serious battle between science and superstition."<ref name="Austin" /> ] of '']'' wrote that the Gospel "might be slightly repetitive... but overall it is a brilliant, provocative, witty and important gem of a book."<ref name="Telegraph2">{{cite news|url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/3655035/Was-the-world-created-by-god-evolution-or-pasta.html|title=Was the world created by god, evolution or pasta?|last=Singh|first=Simon|date=2006-09-03|work=The Daily Telegraph|accessdate=28 November 2009 |location=London}}</ref> Meanwhile, ] of the ], the hub of the Intelligent Design movement, labeled the Gospel "a mockery of the Christian ]".<ref name="Luskin FSM and Christmas">{{cite news|url=http://www.evolutionnews.org/2006/12/celebrating_christmas_at_the_c.html|title="Celebrating" Christmas at the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"|last=Luskin|first=Casey|date=2006-12-25|work=Evolution News & Views|publisher=]|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref>
The vast majority of donkeys are used for the same types of work that they have been doing for 6000 years. Their most common role is for transport, whether riding, pack transport, or pulling carts. They may also be used for farm tillage, threshing, raising water, milling, and other jobs. Other donkeys are used to sire mules, as companions for horses, to guard sheep, and as pets. A few are milked or raised for meat


===''The Loose Canon''===
The number of donkeys in the world continues to grow, as it has steadily throughout most of history. Some factors contributing to this are increasing human population, progress in economic development and social stability in some poorer nations, conversion of forests to farm and range land, rising prices of motor vehicles and fuel, and donkeys' popularity as pets.
In September 2005, before Henderson had received a grant to write the ''Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', a Pastafarian member of the Venganza forums known as Solipsy announced the beginning of a project to collect texts from fellow Pastafarians to compile into the ''Loose Canon, a Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'', essentially analogous to the Bible.<ref name="The Big Announcement">{{cite web|url=http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=1899|title=The Big Announcement|year=2005|publisher=Venganza.org|accessdate=2010-04-25}}</ref> The book was completed and made available for free download in 2010.<ref name="Official Site of the Loose Canon">{{cite web|url=http://fsm-consortium.com/official-site-of-the-loose-canon/|title=Official Site of the Loose Canon|year=2010|publisher=fsm-consortium.com|accessdate=2010-06-14}}</ref>


Some excerpts from the ''Loose Canon'' include:
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A 3 week old donkeyIn prosperous countries, the welfare of donkeys both at home and abroad has recently become a concern, and a number of sanctuaries for retired and rescued donkeys have been set up. The largest is the Donkey Sanctuary of England, which also supports donkey welfare projects in Egypt, Ethiopia, India, Kenya, and Mexico.
{{Quote box |bgcolor = #FFFFFF |border = 0px |quoted = true|quote="Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.|source=''Slackers'' '''1''':51–52|width=46%|align=right|salign=right}}
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==Influence==
Feral donkeysDonkeys can become feral and cause problems, notably in environments that have been evolutionarily free of any form of equid, such as Hawaii.
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===As a cultural phenomenon===
Donkeys in warfareDonkeys have been used throughout history for transportation of supplies, pulling wagons, and, in a few cases, as riding animals. During World War I a British stretcher bearer, John Simpson Kirkpatrick, serving with the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps, used a donkey named Duffy to rescue wounded soldiers, carrying them to safety in Gallipoli. There is a statue of John Simpson Kirkpatrick and his donkey in his home town, South Shields.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster now consists of thousands of followers,<ref name="Volcano" /> primarily concentrated on college campuses and in Europe.<ref name="Academics" /> According to the ], Henderson's website has become "a kind of cyber-watercooler for opponents of intelligent design". On it, visitors track meetings of pirate-clad Pastafarians, sell trinkets and bumper stickers, and sample photos that show "visions" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="Fox">{{cite news|url=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311925,00.html|title=Religious Scholars to Discuss 'Flying Spaghetti Monster'|date=2007-11-16|agency=Associated Press|publisher=Fox News|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref>


In August 2005, the Swedish concept designer Niklas Jansson created an adaptation of Michelangelo's ''The Creation of Adam'', superimposing the Flying Spaghetti Monster over ]. This became and remains the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ] ].<ref name="Ha Ha, Only Serious">{{cite web|url=https://scholarsbank.uoregon.edu/xmlui/handle/1794/9336|title=HA HA, ONLY SERIOUS: A PRELIMINARY STUDY OF JOKE RELIGIONS|last=Narizny|first=Laurel|date=October 2009|work=Department of Religious Studies And the Honors College of the University of Oregon|publisher=University of Oregon|pages=42–49|accessdate=25 November 2009}}</ref> The ] produced a comedy called '']'' in December 2006, detailing the history of Pastafarianism.<ref>{{cite web |title=The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant |publisher = Hunger Artists Theatre Company |url=http://www.hungerartists.com/fsm.htm |year = 2006 |month = December |accessdate=2010-09-19}}{{dead link|date=March 2011}}</ref> The production has spawned a sequel called ''Flying Spaghetti Monster Holy Mug of Grog'', performed in December 2008.<ref>{{cite web |title=Hunger Artists Theatre Company's 2008 Season |publisher = Hunger Artists Theatre Company |url=http://www.hungerartists.com/season08.htm |year = 2007 |month = November |accessdate=2010-09-19}}{{dead link|date=March 2011}}</ref> This communal activity attracted the attention of three ] religious scholars, who assembled a panel at the 2007 ] meeting to discuss the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="Academics" />
According to British food writer Matthew Fort, donkeys were, until recently, used in the Italian Army. The Mountain Fusiliers each had a donkey to carry their gear, and in extreme circumstances the animal could be eaten. In 2006, security forces in Afghanistan prevented a man from entering a town in Zabul Province with a donkey which he had laden with 30 kg (66 lbs.) of explosives and a number of landmines, which the man had planned to set off with a remote controlled detonator.
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In November 2007, four talks involving the Flying Spaghetti Monster were delivered at the ]'s annual meeting in ].<ref name="Wired">{{cite news|url=http://www.wired.com/culture/education/news/2007/11/flying_spaghetti_monster|title=Flying Spaghetti Monster Inspires Wonky Religious Debate|date=2007-11-20|agency=Associated Press|publisher=Wired|accessdate=4 May 2010}}</ref> The talks, with titles like ''Holy Pasta and Authentic Sauce: The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Messy Implications for Theorizing Religion'', examined the elements necessary for a group to constitute a religion. Speakers inquired whether "an anti-religion like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism <nowiki></nowiki> actually a religion".<ref name="Academics">{{cite news|url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21837499//|title=Pasta monster gets academic attention|last=Pope|first=Justin|date=2007-11-16|agency=Associated Press|publisher=]|accessdate=2009-10-25}}</ref> The talks were based on the paper, ''Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody'',<ref name="Escapist" /> published in the GOLEM Journal of Religion and Monsters.<ref name="GOLEM">{{cite journal|last=Van Horn|first=Gavin|coauthors=Lucas Johnston|year=2007|title=Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody|journal=GOLEM: Journal of Religion and Monsters|volume=2|issue=1|url=http://www.golemjournal.org/van%20horn%20spaghetti%20monsters.pdf|accessdate=2009-12-19}}</ref> The panel garnered an audience of one hundred of the 9,000 conference attendees, and conference organizers received critical e-mails from Christians offended by it.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.wired.com/culture/education/news/2007/11/flying_spaghetti_monster|title=Flying Spaghetti Monster Inspires Wonky Religious Debate|last=Dotinga|first=Randy|date=2007-11-20|work=Wired Magazine|accessdate=20 December 2009|location=San Diego}}</ref>
Types of donkeys
Poitou donkeys.Domestic donkey breedsAn incomplete list of donkey breeds includes the:


Since October 2008, the local chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has sponsored an annual convention called ] on the campus of ].<ref>{{cite web|url=http://broadcast44.com/FSM/about.htm|title=About the Event|year=2009|work=Skepticon Productions|publisher=Missouri State Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster|accessdate=21 December 2009|location=Springfield, MO}}</ref> Atheists and skeptics give speeches on various topics, and a debate with Christian experts is held. Organizers tout the event as the "largest gathering of atheists in the Midwest."<ref>{{Cite news|newspaper=The News Leader|title=Atheists to gather at MSU for Skepticon this weekend|date=November 19, 2009|url=http://www.news-leader.com/article/20091119/BREAKING07/91119022/Atheists-to-gather-at-MSU-for-Scepticon-this-weekend|accessdate=21 December 2009|postscript=<!-- Bot inserted parameter. Either remove it; or change its value to "." for the cite to end in a ".", as necessary. -->{{inconsistent citations}}}} {{Dead link|date=September 2010|bot=H3llBot}}</ref>
Abyssinian Donkey
Albino Donkey
American Spotted Donkey
Andalusian donkey
Balkan Donkey
Catalan donkey
Cypriot Donkey
Karpass donkey
Mammoth Jack
Miniature Mediterranean Donkey
Baudet de Poitou: The Poitou Donkey breed was developed in France for the sole purpose of producing mules. It is a large donkey breed with a very long shaggy coat and no dorsal stripe.
Provence donkey
Spotted Ass
Burro
Wild burros grazing
Adopted wild burro
Woolly paramo donkeyThe Spanish brought donkeys, called "burros" in Spanish, to North America, where they were prized for their hardiness in arid country and became the beast of burden of choice by early prospectors in the Southwest United States. In the western United States the word "burro" is often used interchangeably with the word "donkey" by English speakers. Sometimes the distinction is made with smaller donkeys, descended from Mexican stock, called "burros," while those descended from stock imported directly from Europe are called "donkeys."


On the non-profit ] site, ], the Flying Spaghetti Monster group is in an ongoing competition to top all other "Religious Congregations" in the number of loans issued via their team on KIVA. The group's motto is "Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding."<ref name="USA Today Kiva">{{cite news|url=http://content.usatoday.com/communities/religion/post/2009/07/68495858/1|title=Atheists, 'Monster' fans say No to God, Yes to giving|last=Jones|first=Brent|date=2009-07-31|work=USA Today|accessdate=27 December 2009|quote=Sort by 'Religious Congregations' to find that, topping Kiva Mormons ($57,425) and Kiva Catholics ($59,625) is the squadron devoted to The Flying Spaghetti Monster ($81,725) who sign on to give because 'Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding.'}}</ref> {{As of|2010|September|23}}, it has funded more than $380,000 in loans.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.kiva.org/team/fsm|title=Kiva Lending Team: The Flying Spaghetti Monster|date=2009-12-26|work=Kiva|accessdate=3 May 2010}}</ref>
The feral burros on the western rangelands descend from animals that ran away, were abandoned, or were freed. Wild burros in the United States were protected by Pub.L. 92-195, the Wild and Free-Roaming Horses and Burros Act of 1971 (see also Kleppe v. New Mexico). These animals, considered to be a living legacy, are periodically at risk when severe drought conditions prevail. To reduce herd populations and preserve grazing land, the Bureau of Land Management conducts roundups of burro herds, which are then sold at public auctions.
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===Critical reception===
Wild burros can make good pets when treated well and trained properly. They are clever and curious. When trust has been established, they appreciate, and even seek, attention and grooming.
According to Justin Pope of the ], {{quote|Between the lines, the point of the letter was this: there's no more scientific basis for intelligent design than there is for the idea an omniscient creature made of pasta created the universe. If intelligent design supporters could demand equal time in a science class, why not anyone else? The only reasonable solution is to put nothing into sciences classes but the best available science.|Justin Pope<ref name="Academics" />|}} Justin Pope praised the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a clever and effective argument".<ref name="Fox" /> Simon Singh of the ''Daily Telegraph'' described the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a masterstroke, which underlined the absurdity of Intelligent Design," and applauded Henderson for "galvanis a defence of science and rationality."<ref name="Telegraph2" /> Sarah Boxer of the ''New York Times'' said that Henderson "has wit on his side".<ref name="nytimes" /> In addition, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was mentioned in an article footnote of the ''Harvard Civil Rights-Civil Liberties Law Review'' as an example of evolution "enter the fray in popular culture", which the author deemed necessary for evolution to prevail over intelligent design.<ref>{{cite journal|last=Lee|first=Brendan|year=2006|title=Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District: Teaching Intelligent Design in Public Schools|journal=Harvard Civil Rights-Civil Liberties Law Review|publisher=Harvard Law School|volume=41|page=10|url=http://www.law.harvard.edu/students/orgs/crcl/vol41_2/lee.pdf|accessdate=2009-12-27}}</ref> The abstract of the paper, ''Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody'', describes the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a potent example of how monstrous humor can be used as a popular tool of carnivalesque subversion".<ref name="GOLEM" /> Its author praised Pastafarianism for its "] humility".<ref name="Escapist" /> Moreover, Henderson's website contains numerous endorsements from the scientific community.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/sep/01/schoolsworldwide.world|title= Pass notes No 2,637 The Flying Spaghetti Monster|date=2005-09-01|work=The Guardian|accessdate=28 December 2009 |location=London}}</ref> As Jack Schofield of '']'' noted, "The joke, of course, is that it's arguably more rational than Intelligent Design."<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/blog/2005/aug/20/intelligentdes|title='Intelligent Design' and Pastafarianism|last=Schofield|first=Jack|date=2005-08-20|work=The Guardian|accessdate=2010-09-19 |location=London}}</ref>


] of the ], which promotes Intelligent Design, contested this, saying, "the problem for their logic is that ID is not an arbitrary explanation, because we have much experience with intelligent agents producing the type of informational complexity we see in nature."<ref name="Luskin South Park">{{cite web|url=http://www.evolutionnews.org/2008/08/the_proper_rebuttal_to_the_fly.html|title=The Proper Rebuttal to the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Cartoon Satire on South Park|last=Luskin|first=Casey|date=2008-08-13|work=Evolution News & Views|publisher=Discovery Institute|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref> Columnist ] wrote in '']'' that Intelligent Design "isn't primitivism or Bible-thumping or flying spaghetti. It's science."<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2005/10/02/the_timeless_truth_of_creation/|title=The timeless truth of creation|last=Jacoby|first=Jeff|date=2005-10-02|work=The Boston Globe|publisher=Globe Newspaper Company|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref> This view of science, however, was rejected by the ].<ref>{{cite web|publisher=National Academy of Sciences|year=1999|url=http://www.nap.edu/openbook.php?isbn=0309064066&page=25|title=Science and Creationism: A View from the National Academy of Sciences|edition=Second|quote=Creationism, intelligent design, and other claims of supernatural intervention in the origin of life or of species are not science because they are not testable by the methods of science.}}</ref> Peter Gallings of ], a ] ministry, noted, "Ironically enough, , in addition to mocking God himself, are lampooning the Intelligent Design Movement for not identifying a specific deity—that is, leaving open the possibility that a spaghetti monster could be the intelligent designer... Thus, the satire is possible because the Intelligent Design Movement hasn’t affiliated with a particular religion, exactly the opposite of what its other critics claim!" He concluded that "We are not worried that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is going to lure away Christians... Nevertheless, it reflects a growing attitude of mockery toward not just organized religion, but also toward any suggestion that there is something—or Someone—'out there,' beyond ourselves and our fallen notions."<ref name="AiG">{{cite web|url=http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2008/01/22/flying-spaghetti-monster|title=The Flying Spaghetti Monster: A harmless joke, a substantial misunderstanding, or a sacrilegious quasi-caricature of the one true God?|last=Gallings|first=Peter|date=2008-01-22|work=Answers in Genesis|accessdate=23 December 2009}}</ref> Mark Coppenger, a pastor who teaches at the ], commented, "I'm happy to say I think FSM hurts the evolutionists' program since, by mocking the Christian tradition... it reinforces the correct impression that there is genuine contempt for biblical faith in that camp... Besides, the parody is lame, and there are few things more encouraging than cheap shots from one's opponents."<ref name="usatoday" />
Donkey hybridsA male donkey (jack) can be crossed with a female horse to produce a mule. A male horse can be crossed with a female donkey (jennet or jenny) to produce a hinny. A female donkey in the UK is called a mare, or jenny.


Due to its popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a modern version of ].<ref name = "Teapot">{{cite news |title=The Church of the Non-Believers |first=Gary |last=Wolf |date=November 14, 2006 |publisher=] |url=http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/atheism.html}}</ref><ref>{{cite arxiv|eprint=0807.3670|title=Is Faith the Enemy of Science?|last=MacKenzie|first=Richard|year=2007|class=physics.pop-ph}}</ref> Proponents argue that, since the existence of the invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster—like other proposed supernatural beings—cannot be falsified, it demonstrates that the ] rests on those who affirm the existence of such beings. ] explains, "The onus is on somebody who says, I want to believe in God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, fairies, or whatever it is. It is not up to us to disprove it."<ref name="Teapot"/> Furthermore, according to Lance Gharavi, an editor of ''The Journal of Religion and Theater'', the Flying Spaghetti Monster is "ultimately... an argument about the arbitrariness of holding any one view of creation", since any one view is equally as plausible as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref name="usatoday" /> A similar argument was discussed in the books '']'' and ''The Atheist Delusion''.<ref>{{cite book|last=Dawkins|first=Richard|title=The God delusion|publisher=Houghton Mifflin Harcourt|year=2006|page=53|chapter=The God Hypothesis|isbn=978-0-618-68000-9|url=http://books.google.com/?id=yq1xDpicghkC&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q=&f=false|accessdate=2009-11-24|quote=I have found it an amusing strategy, when asked whether I am an atheist, to point out that the questioner is also an atheist when considering Zeus, Apollo, Amon Ra, Mithras, Baal, Thor, Wotan, the Golden Calf and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I just go one god further.}}</ref><ref>{{cite book|last=Fernandes|first=Phil|title=The Atheist Delusion|publisher=Xulon Press|year=2009|page=18|chapter=The New, Militant Atheism|isbn=978-1-60791-582-9|url=http://books.google.com/?id=Jz8NgPuMBLIC&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q=&f=false|accessdate=2009-11-24|quote=The new atheists have made their choice—apparently, no amount of evidence for God will change their minds. They claim that the existence of God is as ridiculous as the existence of a flying spaghetti monster.}}</ref>
Horse-donkey hybrids are almost always sterile because horses have 64 chromosomes whereas donkeys have 62, producing offspring with 63 chromosomes. Mules are much more common than hinnies. This is believed to be caused by two factors, the first being proven in cat hybrids, that when the chromosome count of the male is the higher, fertility rates drop (as in the case of stallion x jennet). The lower progesterone production of the jenny may also lead to early embryonic loss. In addition, there are reasons not directly related to reproductive biology. Due to different mating behavior, jacks are often more willing to cover mares than stallions are to breed jennys. Further, mares are usually larger than jennys and thus have more room for the ensuing foal to grow in the womb, resulting in a larger animal at birth. It is commonly believed that mules are more easily handled and also physically stronger than hinnies, making them more desirable for breeders to produce, and it is unquestioned that mules are more common in total number.


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The offspring of a zebra-donkey cross is called a zonkey, zebroid, zebrass, or zedonk; zebra mule is an older term, but still used in some regions today. The foregoing terms generally refer to hybrids produced by breeding a male zebra to a female donkey. Zebra hinny, zebret and zebrinny all refer to the cross of a female zebra with a male donkey. Zebrinnies are rarer than zedonkies because female zebras in captivity are most valuable when used to produce full-blooded zebras. There are not enough female zebras breeding in captivity to spare them for hybridizing; there is no such limitation on the number of female donkeys breeding.
In December 2007, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was credited with spearheading successful efforts in ] to dissuade the ] from adopting new science standards on evolution. The issue was raised after five of the seven board members declared a personal belief in intelligent design. Opponents describing themselves as Pastafarians sent e-mails to members of the Polk County School Board demanding equal instruction time for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.<ref>{{cite news |author=John Chambliss |title= Satirical Monsters More Competition for Darwin|url=http://www.theledger.com/article/20071211/NEWS/712110392/0/FRONTPAGE |publisher=The Ledger |date=2007-12-11 |accessdate=2007-12-13 }}</ref> Board member Margaret Lofton, who supported intelligent design, dismissed the e-mail as ridiculous and insulting, stating, "they've made us the laughing stock of the world." Lofton later stated that she had no interest in engaging with the Pastafarians or anyone else seeking to discredit intelligent design. As the controversy developed, scientists expressed their opposition to the claims of intelligent design. Hopes for a new campus focused on applied science at the ] in northeast Lakeland were reportedly in question, but University Vice President Marshall Goodman expressed surprise, stating, "<nowiki></nowiki> not science. You can't even call it ]." While unhappy with the outcome, Lofton chose not to resign over the issue. She and the other board members expressed a desire to return to the day-to-day work of running the school district.<ref name=Polk/>


In March 2007, Bryan Killian, a ] student in ] in ], was suspended for wearing "pirate regalia" which he said was part of his Pastafarian faith. Killian protested the suspension, saying it violated his ] rights to ] and ].<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200770328123|title=School: Pirates are not welcome|last=Schrader|first=Jordan|date=2007-03-29|work=Citizen-Times|accessdate=26 November 2009}}</ref> "If this is what I believe in, no matter how stupid it might sound, I should be able to express myself however I want to," he said.<ref name="Escapist" /> However, the school denied that Killian's faith played a role in his suspension, instead citing classroom disruption and insubordination as causes.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/43272-student-punished-for-spaghetti-beliefs|title=Student punished for spaghetti beliefs|date=2007-03-29|work=Metro|publisher=Associated Newspapers Ltd|accessdate=31 December 2009}}</ref> In March 2008, Pastafarians in ], were permitted to place a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue in a free speech zone on the ] lawn, and proceeded to do so.<ref>{{cite web |title=Flying Spaghetti Monster statue at Tennessee courthouse |publisher = CNET Networks, |url=http://www.news.com/8301-13772_3-9906870-52.html?tag=nefd.only|year = 2008 |month = April|accessdate=2008-04-02}}</ref> The display gained national interest on blogs and internet news sites and appeared in '']'' magazine. It was later removed from the premises, along with all other long-term statues, due to an effort sparked mainly by controversy over the statue.<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.crossville-chronicle.com/cnhi/crossvillechronicle/homepage/local_story_106193650.html?keyword=leadpicturestory|title=Courthouse No Longer Hosting Free Speech Displays|last=Nelson|first=Gary|date=2008-04-15|work=The Crossville Chronicle|accessdate=10 July 2008}}</ref>
Wild ass, onager, and kiangWith domestication of almost all donkeys few species now exist in the wild. Some of them are the African Wild Ass (Equus africanus) and its subspecies Somalian wild ass (Equus africanus somaliensis). Also the Asiatic wild ass or Onager, Equus hemionus, and the kiang, Equus kiang, of the Himalayan upland.


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There was one other, now extinct species called the European Ass (Equus hydruntinus) which became extinct during the Neolithic. In the wild the asses can reach top speeds equalling zebras and even most horses.
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A North African donkey in a 1917 issue of National Geographic MagazineThe long history of human donkey use has created a rich store of cultural references:


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Buridan's ass is an illustration of a paradox in philosophy in the conception of free will.
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Religion and mythThere are 68 references to a donkey ("hamor" or "chamor" חמור) in the Old Testament, starting with a gift of some to Abraham by the Pharaoh in Genesis 12:16. A donkey features in the binding of Isaac (Genesis 22:3). Donkeys are again mentioned as a measure of wealth in the story of Jacob's life in Genesis 30:43.
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In Genesis the King of Shechem (the modern Nablus), killed by Jacob's sons, is called "Hamor" - showing that at the time this animal was held in high enough esteem that it was no disrespect for royalty to use its name as their first name. (See Dinah, Shechem, Animal names as first names in Hebrew.)
In Numbers 22:22-41 "The Lord opened the mouth of the donkey" (vs. 28) and it speaks to Balaam. In Judges 15:13-17 where the hero Samson slays Philistines with the jawbone of an ass. Additional references can be found in Deuteronomy 22:10, Job 11:12, Proverbs 26:3 and elsewhere.
In Jewish Oral Tradition, the son of David was prophesied as riding on a donkey if the tribes of Israel are undeserving of redemption. As noted, in the context of the Torah this connoted wealth and affluence befitting the House of David, as at the time commoners are described as simply going on foot.
The donkey mostly appears reflecting the natural environment and as an aspect of an agricultural economy. The Bible often specifies whether a person rode donkeys, since this was used to indicate a person’s wealth in much the same way luxury cars do today. (Horses at that time were used solely for war, powerful kings such as Solomon being the only ones who could afford to import them from Egypt.)
In contemporary Israel, the term "Messiah's Donkey" (Chamoro Shel Mashiach חמורו של משיח) stands at the center of a controversial religious-political doctrine, attributed to Rabbi Avraham Yitchak Hacohen Cook, under which it was the Heavenly-imposed "task" of secular Zionists to build up a Jewish State, but once the state is established they are fated to give place to the Religious who are ordained to lead the state. The secularists in this analogy are "The Donkey" while the religious who are fated to supplant them are a collective "Messiach". A book on the subject, published in 1998 by the militant secularist Sefi Rechlevsky, aroused a major controversy in the Israeli public opinion.
In Hindu Mythology a donkey gardbha is vahana of God Kalaratr .
Greek mythology includes the story of King Midas who judged against Apollo in favor of Pan during a musical contest, and had his ears changed to those of a donkey as punishment.
The ass was a symbol of the Greek god Dionysus, particularly in relationship to his companion, Silenus.
The most common Greek word for ass appears roughly 100 times in the Biblical text. In the Gospels, Jesus rides a donkey into Jerusalem (Mark 11:1 in which colt refers to a donkey colt).
Traditionally, Mary is portrayed as riding a donkey while pregnant. Legend has it that the cross on the donkey’s shoulders comes from the shadow of Christ’s crucifixion, placing the donkey at the foot of the cross. It was once believed that hair cut from this cross and hung from a child’s neck in a bag would prevent fits and convulsions. However, in later times when the aristocracy used horses, depicting the Jesus as riding a donkey came to have an opposite connotation, as indicating a simple, sober way of life and avoiding luxury. The same connotation is evident in the description of saints such as Francis of Assisi as riding donkeys.
Muhammad, the prophet of Islam said that dogs and donkeys, if they pass in front of men in prayer, will void or nullify that prayer. He also said that "when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek Refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a devil."
Several were buried in Hor-Aha's tomb
Fable and folkloreEuropean folklore claims that the tail of a donkey can be used to combat whooping cough or scorpion stings.
In Panchatantra which is a collection of animal fables, where are two stories of donkey 1) The Lion and The Foolish Donkey and 2)The Singing Donkey
In Hitopadesha there is a story of Donkey named The Donkey and the Dog
One of Aesop's fables has an ass dressed in a lion skin who gives himself away by braying.
La Fontaine's fable about the donkey of a miser who made the donkey work hard and eat less, coming to one day when thieves came and the donkey told his master to run for his life; however, the donkey didn't care about escaping, because one way or another he would continue working hard.
LiteratureAny number of donkeys appear in world literary works.


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In The Golden Ass by Lucius Apuleius Platonicus, the narrator is turned into a donkey by mistake and spends most of the novel in that shape. (Also see below under "Insult and vulgarity".)
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In William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream, the character Bottom has his head turned into that of a donkey by Puck who was told by Oberon, king of the fairies, to change it.
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Travels with a Donkey in the Cévennes, is one of Robert Louis Stevenson's earliest published works and is considered a pioneering classic of outdoor literature
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In Don Quixote, Sancho Panza rides a donkey he refers to as "my rucio" or "the rucio", an elegant (and ironic) designation of the texture of the animal's fur.

Eeyore, the gloomy donkey from A.A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh books.
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In Pinocchio, naughty boys turn into donkeys and are sold off to hard labour by the evil Coachman. In the book, Pinocchio turns into a donkey for a time.
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Platero in Juan Ramon Jimenez's Platero and I
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Benjamin, the skeptical donkey from George Orwell's Animal Farm.
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Puzzle in C. S. Lewis's The Last Battle.
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FilmThe Disney film Fantasia (1940) features a Dionysian character on a donkey.
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A donkey is the central character of the film Au hasard Balthazar by Robert Bresson.

Donkey is the name of a fictional donkey (voiced by Eddie Murphy) in the animated movies Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third, all from DreamWorks Pictures.
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Proverb and idiomA German proverb claims a donkey can wear a lion suit but its ear will still stick out and give it away.
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British colloquial expressions include "donkey's years", a long time or many years, probably a pun on "donkey's ears", while "to talk the hind leg off a donkey" means to tire somebody with one's talk.
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Speed bumps are called in the Rioplatense Spanish of Argentina "lomos de burro", that is, "donkey's backs." Similarly, speed bumps are called "dos d'âne" in some dialects of African French.
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Classical Greek expressions about donkeys included: onos pros eortēn = "a donkey at the festival" (gets all the work); onos hyetai = "a donkey is rained on" (i.e. he is unaffected or insensitive), onos pros phatnēn = "a donkey at a feed trough" (like the English expression "in clover").
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English proverbs include "better be the head of an ass than the tail of a horse", "if an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come back a horse", and "better ride on an ass that carries me home than a horse that throws me" (though all these are now obsolete).
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Insult and vulgarityIn Arabic, حمار (ḥimār), meaning "donkey", is a derogatory term that refers to someone of very limited intelligence, roughly equivalent to the English "dumbass" (see below). A use in currency in several colloquial varieties of Arabic is حمار شغل (ḥimār shuġl, literally "work donkey"), roughly equivalent in meaning to workaholic but with a distinct derogatory note and typically implying that the work is routine and non-creative. For example, in Egyptian Arabic: .إدى الشغل دا لعلى، هو حمار شغل أصلا ومش هايهمه (ʾIddī al-shughl da li-ʿAlī, huwa ḥimār shughl ʾaṣlan wa mish haihimmu. "Give that job to Ali, he's a work donkey anyway and he won't mind.")
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In modern Greek usage, the neuter form of the term "donkey" (γαϊδούρι, gaidouri) is used to denote extreme rudeness or bad manners.
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In many variants of the Portuguese language, the words "burro" and "asno" (both meaning "donkey") are used to describe someone dumb or thick (especially someone with difficulties at learning).
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In modern U.S. slang, referring to someone as a dumbass means that they are unintelligent. Many people would find this term vulgar. In contrast, to refer to someone as a jackass in modern slang provides a connotation of being obnoxious, rude, and thoughtless, with or without the added connotation of stupidity. This usage is also considered vulgar by some Americans.
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In football, especially in the United Kingdom, a player who is considered unskilful, and to rely overly on his physical attributes to cover up his technical shortcomings, is often dubbed a "donkey."
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The term "donkey" in British English is used in horse racing to refer to unsuccessful horses.
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The donkey has long been a symbol of ignorance. Examples can be found in Aesop's Fables, Apuleius's The Golden Ass (The Metamorphoses of Lucius Apuleius) and Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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The term "donkey" is frequently used to refer to unskilled poker players, especially those playing in a predictably loose and unthinking fashion. Compare "patzer" in chess.
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The unmodified word ass and the adjectival form asinine have entered common use in the English language as terms used to describe a person who is stubborn, foolish, or disagreeable.
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PoliticsIn an election under a preferential voting system, a vote that simply writes down preferences in the order of the candidates (1 at the top, then 2, and so on) is called a donkey vote.
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The "ruc català" or "burro català" (Catalan donkey) is a relatively recent symbol of Catalonia. It was chosen when the need was felt in Catalonia to produce something genuinely Catalan to oppose to the Spanish Osborne bull. The bull was perceived by Catalans as a centralistic symbol of Castile, alien to their culture.
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The donkey is also the symbol for the Democratic Party of the United States, originating in a cartoon by Thomas Nast of Harper's Weekly (Nast also originated the elephant as the symbol of the Republican Party (United States).
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Further readingFairman, Tony (2008). "How the ass became a donkey". English Today 10 (04): 29. doi:10.1017/S0266078400007860. ISSN 0266-0784.
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2.^ a b International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature (2003). "Usage of 17 specific names based on wild species which are pre-dated by or contemporary with those based on domestic animals (Lepidoptera, Osteichthyes, Mammalia): conserved. Opinion 2027 (Case 3010).". Bull.Zool.Nomencl. 60 (1): 81–84.
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3.^ Rossel S, Marshall F et al. "Domestication of the donkey: Timing, processes, and indicators." PNAS 105(10):3715-3720. March 11, 2008. Abstract
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4.^ "The Donkey; Gestation and Care of Jennet During Gestation". Agriculture and Rural Development. Government of Alerta. November 1990. http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex598#Gestation. Retrieved 2009-06-09.
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5.^ "The Donkey". .agric.gov.ab.ca. 1990-11-01. http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex598. Retrieved 2010-09-14.
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6.^ EA Canacoo, FK Avornyo (1998). "Daytime activities of donkeys at range in the coastal savanna of Ghana". Applied Animal Behaviour Science
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7.^ G Whitehead, J French, P Ikin (1991). "Welfare and veterinary care of donkeys". In Practice (British Veterinary Association)
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8.^ To Prevent a Donkey's Braying. The Daily Telegraph. May 30, 1895
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9.^ This mule brays to order. The New York Times. January 1, 1903
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10.^ Tryon Edwards (2008-11). A Dictionary of Thoughts. p. 560. ISBN 9781443730174. http://books.google.com/?id=NvvxD5Qx2HoC&pg=PA560
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11.^ a b Burden, F. A.; Gallagher, J.; Thiemann, A. K.; Trawford, A. F. (2008). "Necropsy survey of gastric ulcers in a population of aged donkeys: prevalence, lesion description and risk factors". Animal 3 (2): 287–293. doi:10.1017/S1751731108003480.
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12.^ Smith, David and Stephanie Wood. "Donkey Nutrition." The Professional Handbook of the Donkey Duncan, James and Hadrill, David (2008) Whittet Books. Volume 4, p. 10.
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13.^ a b S Wood, D Smith and C Morris. "Seasonal variation of digestible energy requirements of mature donkeys in the UK". Proceedings Equine Nutrition Conference. Hanover, Germany. 1–2 October 2005:p39-40
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14.^ Smith, DG; Pearson, RA (November 2005). "A review of the factors affecting the survival of donkeys in semi-arid regions of sub-Saharan Africa". Trop Anim Health Prod 37 Suppl 1: 1–19. PMID 16335068.
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15.^ a b c Grose Dict. Vulg. Tongue, "Donkey or Donkey Dick, a he or Jack-ass", Oxford English Dictionary, Second Edition, 1989 (OED Online, subscription, Retrieved May 8, 2008)
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16.^ Merriam-Webster Unabridged (MWU). (Online subscription-based reference service of Merriam-Webster, based on Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged. Merriam-Webster, 2002.) Headword donkey. Retrieved 2007-09-13.
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17.^ a b Houghton Mifflin (2000). The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language (4th ed.). Boston and New York: Houghton Mifflin. p. 535. ISBN 978-0-395-82517-4.
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18.^ J. Clutton-Brook, J. A Natural History of Domesticated Mammals 1999.
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19.^ Albano Beja-Pereira, "African Origins of the Domestic Donkey," in Science, 2004
20.^ "ABC.net.au". ABC.net.au. 2003-05-19. http://www.abc.net.au/creaturefeatures/facts/donkeys.htm. Retrieved 2010-09-14.
21.^ "Donkeys". Young People's Trust for the Environment. 2010-09-06. http://www.ypte.org.uk/factsheet.php?id=72. Retrieved 2011-06-02.
22.^ a b c Starkey, P. and M. Starkey. 1997. Regional and World trends in Donkey Populations. Animal Traction Network for Eastern and Southern Africa (ATNESA)
23.^ Blench, R. 2000. The History and Spread of Donkeys in Africa. Animal Traction Network for Eastern and Southern Africa (ATNESA)
24.^ "Home". The Donkey Sanctuary. http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/. Retrieved 2011-06-02.
25.^ "Conflict grows between residents, donkeys." Lucas, Carolyn. Nov. 7, 2009. Hawaii Tribune Herald (online. Retrieved November 9, 2009.
26.^ Fort, Matthew (2005-06-20). Eating Up Italy: Voyages on a Vespa. HarperPerennial. ISBN 0007214812.
27.^ "Afghan Police Stop Bombing Attack From Explosives-laden Donkey". Fox News. 2006-06-08. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,198637,00.html. Retrieved 2007-11-04.
28.^ "American Donkey and Mule Society: Zebra Hybrids". Lovelongears.com. http://www.lovelongears.com/zorse.html. Retrieved 2010-09-14.
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Touched by His Noodly Appendage, a parody of The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo, an iconic image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the parody religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. In 2005, Oregon State physics graduate Bobby Henderson wrote an open letter about a "Flying Spaghetti Monster" as a satirical protest against the decision by the Kansas State Board of Education to permit the teaching of intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in public schools. In the letter, Henderson parodied the concept of intelligent design by professing belief in a supernatural creator that closely resembles spaghetti and meatballs. Henderson further called for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism to be allotted equal time in science classrooms alongside intelligent design and evolution.

After Henderson published the letter on his website, it rapidly became an internet phenomenon and a symbol for the case against teaching intelligent design (and religion in general) in public schools. Pastafarian (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian) beliefs—generally satires of creationism—are presented both on Henderson's website (where he is described as "prophet"), and in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (written by Henderson and published by Villiard Press in 2006). The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. Pirates are revered as the original Pastafarians, and Pastafarians assert that a steady decline in the number of pirates over the years has resulted in a significant rise in global temperature. The FSM community currently congregates at Henderson's website to share ideas and crafts devoted to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Due to its popularity and exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a contemporary version of Russell's teapot. While generally praised by the media and endorsed by members of the scientific community, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has received criticism from the intelligent design community. Self-described Pastafarians have engaged in religious disputes, including in Polk County, Florida, where they played a role in dissuading the local school board from adopting new rules on teaching evolution.

History

In January 2005, Bobby Henderson, then a 24-year-old Oregon State University physics graduate, sent an open letter regarding the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the Kansas State Board of Education. The letter was sent prior to the Kansas evolution hearings as an argument against the teaching of intelligent design in biology classes. Henderson, describing himself as a "concerned citizen" representing more than ten million others, stated that both his theory and intelligent design had equal validity. In his letter, he noted,

I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; one third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.

— Bobby Henderson

According to Henderson, since the intelligent design movement uses ambiguous references to a designer, any conceivable entity may fulfill that role, including a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. If there is a god and he's intelligent, then I would guess he has a sense of humor."

In May 2005, having received no reply from the Kansas State Board of Education, Henderson posted the letter on his website, gaining significant public interest. Shortly thereafter, Pastafarianism became an internet phenomenon. Henderson published the responses he then received from Board members. Three board members, all of whom opposed the curriculum amendments, responded positively; a fourth board member responded with the comment "It is a serious offense to mock God." Henderson has also published the significant amount of hate mail, including death threats, that he has received. Within one year of sending the open letter, Henderson received thousands of emails on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, eventually totaling over 60,000, of which he has said that "about 95 percent have been supportive, while the other five percent have said I am going to hell". During that time, his site garnered tens of millions of hits.

As word of Henderson's challenge to the Board spread, his website and cause received more attention and support. The satirical nature of Henderson's argument made the Flying Spaghetti Monster popular with bloggers as well as humor and Internet culture websites. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was featured on websites such as Boing Boing, Something Awful, Uncyclopedia, and Fark.com. Moreover, an International Society for Flying Spaghetti Monster Awareness and other fan sites emerged. As public awareness grew, the mainstream media picked up on the phenomenon. The Flying Spaghetti Monster became a symbol for the case against intelligent design in public education. The open letter was printed in many large newspapers, including The New York Times, The Washington Post, and Chicago Sun-Times, and received "worldwide press attention" according to one journalist. Henderson himself was surprised by its success, stating that he "wrote the letter for own amusement as much as anything".

Other developments

The FSM "fish" emblem, the symbol of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a parody of the Christian Ichthys symbol

In August 2005, in response to a challenge from a reader, Boing Boing announced a $250,000 prize—later raised to $1,000,000—of "Intelligently Designed currency" payable to any individual who could produce empirical evidence proving that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was modeled after a similar challenge issued by young-Earth creationist Kent Hovind, who promised $250,000 to anyone who can prove evolution "is the only possible way" that the Universe and life arose. The challenge sparked interest and popularity in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

According to Henderson, newspaper articles on the Flying Spaghetti Monster attracted the attention of book publishers; he said that at one point, there were six publishers interested in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In November 2005, Henderson received an advance from Villard to write The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with the subheading "Jackpot for unemployed slot-machine engineer and heretic".

In November 2005, the Kansas State Board of Education voted to allow criticisms of evolution, including language about intelligent design, as part of testing standards. On February 13, 2007, the Board voted 6–4 to reject the amended science standards enacted in 2005. This was the fifth time in eight years that the Board had rewritten the standards on evolution.

Beliefs

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents—mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

–Bobby Henderson

Henderson proposed many Pastafarian tenets in reaction to common arguments by proponents of intelligent design. These "canonical beliefs" are presented by Henderson in his letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and on Henderson's web site, where he is described as a prophet. They tend to satirize creationism.

The central belief is that an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe "after drinking heavily". According to these beliefs, the Monster's intoxication was the cause for a flawed Earth. Furthermore, according to Pastafarianism, all evidence for evolution was planted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an effort to test Pastafarians' faith—parodying certain biblical literalists. When scientific measurements such as radiocarbon dating are taken, the Flying Spaghetti Monster "is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage". The Pastafarian belief of Heaven contains a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The Pastafarian Hell is similar, except that the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.

Pastafarians' beliefs extend into religious ceremony. Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a holy day. Prayers are concluded with a final declaration of affirmation, "R'amen"; the term is a parodic portmanteau of the Semitic term "Amen" and "ramen", referring to the instant noodles popular among college students.

Pirates and global warming

A chart, included in the open letter, illustrating the relationship between pirates and global temperature

According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysterious lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s." A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country."

Holidays

"Holiday"

Around the time of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa, Pastafarians celebrate a vaguely defined holiday named "Holiday". Holiday does not take place on "a specific date so much as it is the Holiday season, itself". Because Pastafarians "reject dogma and formalism", there are no specific requirements for Holiday. Pastafarians are instructed to celebrate Holiday however they please.

Pastafarians interpret the increasing usage of "Happy Holidays", rather than more traditional greetings (such as "Merry Christmas"), as support for Pastafarianism. In December 2005, George W. Bush's White House Christmas greeting cards wished people a happy "holiday season", leading Henderson to write the President a note of thanks, including a "fish" emblem depicting the Flying Spaghetti Monster for his limousine or plane. Henderson also thanked Wal-Mart for its use of the phrase.

Pastover

During the Jewish holiday of Passover, Pastafarians celebrate Pastover, a festival in which they eat great quantities of pasta, primarily spaghetti, because it most resembles the Flying Spaghetti Monster. People also share short stories of when the Flying Spaghetti Monster began touching people with His Noodly Appendage, and participate in The Passing of the Eye Patch, a ritual in which everyone takes turns wearing an eyepatch and sharing stories of when they were touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Ramendan

Ramendan is similar to the Islamic holiday of Ramadan. Instead of praying and fasting, participants spend a few days eating nothing but ramen instant noodles, remembering their days as college students, and giving thanks for how far they have come.

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Although International Talk Like a Pirate Day was established before Bobby Henderson wrote his open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, Pastafarians have adopted it as one of their holidays. On 19 September, during International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Pastafarians dress up and talk like pirates in order to celebrate the "pirate origins" of their faith.

Books

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Main article: The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In December 2005 Bobby Henderson received a reported US$80,000 advance from Villard to write The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson said he planned to use proceeds from the book to build a pirate ship, with which he would spread the Pastafarian religion. The book was released on March 28, 2006, and elaborates on Pastafarian beliefs established in the open letter. Henderson employs satire to present perceived flaws with evolutionary biology and discusses history and lifestyle from a Pastafarian perspective. The Gospel urges readers to try Pastafarianism for 30 days, saying, "If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back." Henderson states on his website that more than 100,000 copies of the book have been sold.

Scientific American described the Gospel as "an elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design" and "very funny". In 2006, it was nominated for the Quill Award in Humor but was not selected as the winner. Wayne Allen Brenner of The Austin Chronicle characterized the book as "a necessary bit of comic relief in the overly serious battle between science and superstition." Simon Singh of The Daily Telegraph wrote that the Gospel "might be slightly repetitive... but overall it is a brilliant, provocative, witty and important gem of a book." Meanwhile, Casey Luskin of the Discovery Institute, the hub of the Intelligent Design movement, labeled the Gospel "a mockery of the Christian New Testament".

The Loose Canon

In September 2005, before Henderson had received a grant to write the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a Pastafarian member of the Venganza forums known as Solipsy announced the beginning of a project to collect texts from fellow Pastafarians to compile into the Loose Canon, a Holy Book of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, essentially analogous to the Bible. The book was completed and made available for free download in 2010.

Some excerpts from the Loose Canon include:

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thou shalt have no other monsters before Me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.) The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Me! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization.

Suggestions 1:1

"Since you have done a half-ass job, you will receive half an ass!" The Great Pirate Solomon grabbed his ceremonial scimitar and struck his remaining donkey, cleaving it in two.

Slackers 1:51–52

Influence

Flying Spaghetti Monster contingent preparing for the 2009 Summer Solstice Parade and Pageant in Fremont, Seattle, Washington

As a cultural phenomenon

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster now consists of thousands of followers, primarily concentrated on college campuses and in Europe. According to the Associated Press, Henderson's website has become "a kind of cyber-watercooler for opponents of intelligent design". On it, visitors track meetings of pirate-clad Pastafarians, sell trinkets and bumper stickers, and sample photos that show "visions" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

In August 2005, the Swedish concept designer Niklas Jansson created an adaptation of Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam, superimposing the Flying Spaghetti Monster over God. This became and remains the Flying Spaghetti Monster's de facto brand image. The Hunger Artists Theatre Company produced a comedy called The Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Pageant in December 2006, detailing the history of Pastafarianism. The production has spawned a sequel called Flying Spaghetti Monster Holy Mug of Grog, performed in December 2008. This communal activity attracted the attention of three University of Florida religious scholars, who assembled a panel at the 2007 American Academy of Religion meeting to discuss the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A handmade Flying Spaghetti Monster sewing craft, San Diego, California

In November 2007, four talks involving the Flying Spaghetti Monster were delivered at the American Academy of Religion's annual meeting in San Diego. The talks, with titles like Holy Pasta and Authentic Sauce: The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Messy Implications for Theorizing Religion, examined the elements necessary for a group to constitute a religion. Speakers inquired whether "an anti-religion like Flying Spaghetti Monsterism actually a religion". The talks were based on the paper, Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody, published in the GOLEM Journal of Religion and Monsters. The panel garnered an audience of one hundred of the 9,000 conference attendees, and conference organizers received critical e-mails from Christians offended by it.

Since October 2008, the local chapter of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has sponsored an annual convention called Skepticon on the campus of Missouri State University. Atheists and skeptics give speeches on various topics, and a debate with Christian experts is held. Organizers tout the event as the "largest gathering of atheists in the Midwest."

On the non-profit microfinancing site, Kiva, the Flying Spaghetti Monster group is in an ongoing competition to top all other "Religious Congregations" in the number of loans issued via their team on KIVA. The group's motto is "Thou shalt share, that none may seek without finding." As of 23 September 2010, it has funded more than $380,000 in loans.

Critical reception

According to Justin Pope of the Associated Press,

Between the lines, the point of the letter was this: there's no more scientific basis for intelligent design than there is for the idea an omniscient creature made of pasta created the universe. If intelligent design supporters could demand equal time in a science class, why not anyone else? The only reasonable solution is to put nothing into sciences classes but the best available science.

— Justin Pope

Justin Pope praised the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a clever and effective argument". Simon Singh of the Daily Telegraph described the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a masterstroke, which underlined the absurdity of Intelligent Design," and applauded Henderson for "galvanis a defence of science and rationality." Sarah Boxer of the New York Times said that Henderson "has wit on his side". In addition, the Flying Spaghetti Monster was mentioned in an article footnote of the Harvard Civil Rights-Civil Liberties Law Review as an example of evolution "enter the fray in popular culture", which the author deemed necessary for evolution to prevail over intelligent design. The abstract of the paper, Evolutionary Controversy and a Side of Pasta: The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Subversive Function of Religious Parody, describes the Flying Spaghetti Monster as "a potent example of how monstrous humor can be used as a popular tool of carnivalesque subversion". Its author praised Pastafarianism for its "epistemological humility". Moreover, Henderson's website contains numerous endorsements from the scientific community. As Jack Schofield of The Guardian noted, "The joke, of course, is that it's arguably more rational than Intelligent Design."

Casey Luskin of the Discovery Institute, which promotes Intelligent Design, contested this, saying, "the problem for their logic is that ID is not an arbitrary explanation, because we have much experience with intelligent agents producing the type of informational complexity we see in nature." Columnist Jeff Jacoby wrote in The Boston Globe that Intelligent Design "isn't primitivism or Bible-thumping or flying spaghetti. It's science." This view of science, however, was rejected by the United States National Academy of Sciences. Peter Gallings of Answers in Genesis, a Christian apologetics ministry, noted, "Ironically enough, , in addition to mocking God himself, are lampooning the Intelligent Design Movement for not identifying a specific deity—that is, leaving open the possibility that a spaghetti monster could be the intelligent designer... Thus, the satire is possible because the Intelligent Design Movement hasn’t affiliated with a particular religion, exactly the opposite of what its other critics claim!" He concluded that "We are not worried that Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is going to lure away Christians... Nevertheless, it reflects a growing attitude of mockery toward not just organized religion, but also toward any suggestion that there is something—or Someone—'out there,' beyond ourselves and our fallen notions." Mark Coppenger, a pastor who teaches at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, commented, "I'm happy to say I think FSM hurts the evolutionists' program since, by mocking the Christian tradition... it reinforces the correct impression that there is genuine contempt for biblical faith in that camp... Besides, the parody is lame, and there are few things more encouraging than cheap shots from one's opponents."

Due to its popularity and media exposure, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is often used as a modern version of Russell's teapot. Proponents argue that, since the existence of the invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster—like other proposed supernatural beings—cannot be falsified, it demonstrates that the burden of proof rests on those who affirm the existence of such beings. Richard Dawkins explains, "The onus is on somebody who says, I want to believe in God, Flying Spaghetti Monster, fairies, or whatever it is. It is not up to us to disprove it." Furthermore, according to Lance Gharavi, an editor of The Journal of Religion and Theater, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is "ultimately... an argument about the arbitrariness of holding any one view of creation", since any one view is equally as plausible as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. A similar argument was discussed in the books The God Delusion and The Atheist Delusion.

Use in other religious disputes

In December 2007, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was credited with spearheading successful efforts in Polk County, Florida to dissuade the Polk County School Board from adopting new science standards on evolution. The issue was raised after five of the seven board members declared a personal belief in intelligent design. Opponents describing themselves as Pastafarians sent e-mails to members of the Polk County School Board demanding equal instruction time for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Board member Margaret Lofton, who supported intelligent design, dismissed the e-mail as ridiculous and insulting, stating, "they've made us the laughing stock of the world." Lofton later stated that she had no interest in engaging with the Pastafarians or anyone else seeking to discredit intelligent design. As the controversy developed, scientists expressed their opposition to the claims of intelligent design. Hopes for a new campus focused on applied science at the University of South Florida in northeast Lakeland were reportedly in question, but University Vice President Marshall Goodman expressed surprise, stating, " not science. You can't even call it pseudo-science." While unhappy with the outcome, Lofton chose not to resign over the issue. She and the other board members expressed a desire to return to the day-to-day work of running the school district.

In March 2007, Bryan Killian, a high school student in Buncombe County in North Carolina, was suspended for wearing "pirate regalia" which he said was part of his Pastafarian faith. Killian protested the suspension, saying it violated his first amendment rights to religious freedom and freedom of expression. "If this is what I believe in, no matter how stupid it might sound, I should be able to express myself however I want to," he said. However, the school denied that Killian's faith played a role in his suspension, instead citing classroom disruption and insubordination as causes. In March 2008, Pastafarians in Crossville, Tennessee, were permitted to place a Flying Spaghetti Monster statue in a free speech zone on the Courthouse lawn, and proceeded to do so. The display gained national interest on blogs and internet news sites and appeared in Rolling Stone magazine. It was later removed from the premises, along with all other long-term statues, due to an effort sparked mainly by controversy over the statue.

See also

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References

  • Henderson, Bobby (2006). The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Villard Books. ISBN 0-8129-7656-8.

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