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Revision as of 17:10, 4 November 2002 by Ortolan88 (talk | contribs) (let the grand compendium of vulgar lyrics begin!)(diff) ← Previous revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)Hitler has only got one ball is the generic identification for vulgar lyrics to the popular Colonel Bogey March.
Variant #1
- Hitler has only got one ball,
- Goering has two but very small,
- Himmler has something sim'lar,
- But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Variant #2
- Hitler has only got one ball,
- The other is in the Albert Hall
- His mother, the dirty bugger,
- Cut it off when he was small.
Variant #3
- Hitler has only one left ball,
- Goebbels has two but they're quite small
- Himmler has something sim'lar,
- And Mussolini hasn't any, at all!