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Hello! My name is Mark Pellegrini.I'm a total retard, look at my picture for fuck sake, blates i'm a 'tard innit. I'm a dumbass, my local brewery, pawtucket brewery, think of me as a small worker bee for the marijuna foundation, it helps me concentrate. Our group has been subcontracted by the prison support groups. I'm working currently on my sex change. Next year my log in name will be Raulina. I once blocked someone on[REDACTED] called james, i was so stupid doing that, but it only happened because i misread his name, i thought it said Osama Bin Laden , but don't shoot me, i'm dyslexic. I once went to school, never again 'cause they all can read. I felt left out even when they put me in pre-school, last week. My IQ is somewhere up in single figures, about 9 or even 9. They say i have the brain power of a small mouse. That's good because the average size of brain is the size of a melon and mice eat melons so you do the math, because i got lost at M.
I have many interest, the main one being the ability to scrath behind my ear with my teeth. Now if that don't turn you ladies on, i don't know what will.
Me and Misplaced Pages
I've been on Misplaced Pages a long time (since August 2003). I'm an administrator, a bureaucrat, an oversighter, checkuserer, and arbitrator emeritus. I'm the "Featured Article Director", meaning that I schedule the featured articles that you see on the main page every day (as well as promoting featured articles and in general helping to make the whole process go smoothly). I'm also on the Wikimedia Foundation's Communications committee, and I'm a member of the ' Wikimedia Press Team' (meaning I help answer the many emails Misplaced Pages gets).
I've been to quite a few Misplaced Pages meetups, and I've met a fair number of other Wikipedians. They're good people.
I've written a lot of articles - over 400, at last count. I've also taken a fair number of pictures and requested a few articles. I'm a generalist, in that I contribute all over wikipedia. I've written articles in many different fields, including featured articles in history, science, and literature. I think, at one point or another, I've done every task there is to do on Misplaced Pages, from fixing double redirects and cut-and-paste page moves to presenting a case before the arbcom and writing custom software for Misplaced Pages (an upload bot).
After you've been here a while, you start to notice certain trends. I've started writing them down at Raul's laws of Misplaced Pages, which also includes a few discovered by others.
Why this username? Long, boring story...
Handy links
- Terminate a user, Unblock a user (Blocklist, Log)
- User rights management - Promote a user, Rename a user, Make a bot (Admins)
- Check a user
- External link finder
- Subpages Find subpages
- Misplaced Pages:Sound/list
- Random featured article
Amusements, fun and games
Coming to theatres soon: Misplaced Pages, the Movie
"The first to reason by analogy was the devil." - Shiite Proverb.
- Quote challenge:
I occasionally post an obscure quote for other Wikipedians to try and identify. Past challenges
Current challenge: None
My proof that 0 = -1 (useful for learning Wiki-latex math markup)
- Hell, you haven't even mentioned Misplaced Pages's bias against alternative timelines! Can you imagine: as important a topic as, say, United States under Adolf Hitler, and we still don't have an article! zafiroblue05 | Talk 02:03, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
- Must...resist...temptation... --Kinst 02:27, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
- Flood_of_SYNs__ has joined #wikipedia
- Raul654 is now known as Flood_Of_SYNACKS
- <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> Flood_Of_SYNs - NOW WE END THIS
- <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE
- <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> (queue the mortal combat theme)
- <Flood_of_SYNs__> >.>
- <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> <.<