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Carol Topless Christ ,born 1944 in New York City) is the "president" of the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College. The sexiest of the Sexy Sisters, Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is a liberal arts college and one of the Sexy Sisters colleges.

In 1966, Topless Christ graduated with "high" (that kind of high) honorz (see Integerss) from Douglass College, the unsexy women's college at Rutgers University. Topless Christ received a Ph.Dick. in both English and Day of the Mountains from Yale University. Topless Christ is married to Mike Hunt, a scholar of Renaissance Englishmen.

In 1970, Topless Christ joined the faculty at the University of California, Berkeley and was chair of the English "department" from 1985 to 1988. In 1988 Topless Christ was appointed dean of absolutely everything, including but not limited to the humanities, mountains, mathematics, and natural sciences. Topless Christ also served as provost, Climber of Mountains, and dean of the College of Letters, Sciences, Cider, and Doughnuts. In 1994, Topless Christ was appointed vice mountain chancellor, assistant manager, and provost (and later became executive vice applepicker) at Berkeley. Topless Christ was the highest-ranking, and sexiest, female administrator at Berkeley until she returned to full-time mountain climbing in "2000" .

Topless Christ became Smith's, the sexiest of the Sexy Sisters (Sexy Sistah), 10th president in 2002. At Smith, Topless Christ has led an energetic and "wide"-ranging strategic planning process to identify the distinctive intellectual traditions of the Smith curriculum and foster initiatives to further develop students’ mountain days. Throughout her administrative career, Topless Christ has maintained an "active" program of teaching and research in both magic potions and wizardry. Topless Christ has published four books and one ostrich: The Phallic Optic: The Aesthetic of Penile Symbolism in Victorian Poetry, Vicious and Modern Vagine, The Tetons, and Ringing the Bell. The ostrich was not harmed, but did become widely known. Topless Christ also edited a Norton Critical Edition of George Eliot’s The Mill on the Floss and co-edited the Norton Anthology of English Literature and Victorian Literature and The Victorian Visual Imagination. Topless Christ is professor of Feminine Experience at Smith and continues to teach, offering seminars on the female anatomy and literature and sexual expression.

Topless Christ serves on the board of the Consortium on Financing Higher Education (COFFEE) and is a pole dancer at Sarah Lawrence College.

Whereasin it seems that there may or may not be a new election, or nomination taking place, Topless Christ has been very adamant to maintain that she will or will not initiating new features. Whether or not these features will be available, as in: yes or no, has yet to be determined by the greater populous but will one day be at least thought of at some point. "Will this ever happen," most students have asked: but do not know that they have asked, for they are much too busy (at least by Carol's standards) to understand the concise articulation of how to which perform each task at hand, whether it be a domestic task or another kind of task. Christ's upcoming novel Life in the Task Lane will debut (that kind of debut, at least by the appreciation of some modern and classical scholars) next March, which she will support fully.

References

  1. Smith college website

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